Are you in Balbriggan? do you want to be my hero?

rannerap

so my flight is at six in the morning, and my printer has decided to freak out and not work. Is there anyone in Balbriggan or near enough that could print my boarding pass and I will come collect it from you? I will pay you! Please help!

eth0

Balbriggan forum.

aaronjumper

I could be your hero baby!! I could kiss away the pain oh yeah!!!

I cannot help never even heard of Balbriggan but I saw an opportunity to be a twat and I took it. Good day and good luck.

AnonoBoy

I think the internet kiosks have printing facilities in Dublin airport now.

Could be wrong though.

Don't take my word for it.

hondasam

Sarannewrap wrote: »

so my flight is at six in the morning, and my printer has decided to freak out and not work. Is there anyone in Balbriggan or near enough that could print my boarding pass and I will come collect it from you? I will pay you! Please help!

I read that as partner not printer :pac:

I would help you if I could but not in Dublin. Print at the airport maybe?

rannerap

anyone any idea how much the printers at the airport are?

Diego Maradona

Depends, are you female and good looking?

Xantia

Sarannewrap wrote: »

so my flight is at six in the morning, and my printer has decided to freak out and not work. Is there anyone in Balbriggan or near enough that could print my boarding pass and I will come collect it from you? I will pay you! Please help!

If it was me - I would go to the nearest Tesco, buy the cheapest printer, print out the tickets, and worry about the printers on my return....

rannerap

Diego Maradona wrote: »

Depends, are you female and good looking?

yes

KeithM89_old

Sarannewrap wrote: »

anyone any idea how much the printers at the airport are?

http://www.dublinairport.com/gns/at-the-airport/terminal1/facilities-services/internet-access.aspx

hondasam

Sarannewrap wrote: »

anyone any idea how much the printers at the airport are?

who you flying with? aer lingus have their own check in and you can print for free.

rannerap

hondasam wrote: »

who you flying with? aer lingus have their own check in and you can print for free.

ryanair!

Joey the lips

My wife who works in dublin airport tells me there is pprinting stations on arrivals. If you are unfortunate enough to experience a paper outage just go up to the information desk and they will give you a couple of sheets.

Peetrik

Joey the lips wrote: »

My wife who works in dublin airport tells me there is pprinting stations on arrivals. If you are unfortunate enough to experience a paper outage just go up to the information desk and they will give you a couple of sheets.

I'd be wary of this, if they can charge what they do for a sandwich they probably wouldn't hesitate to try charge you a tenner for a blank page.

I'd love to help you as I've seen you photo but I don't live anywhere near Balbriggan.
If you get properly stuck I'd suggest trying any of the airport hotels between yourself and the airport or failing that, the likes of spar etc sometimes do printing.

Hope you get sorted

Yamanoto

Sarannewrap wrote: »

anyone any idea how much the printers at the airport are?

Don't rely on those kiosks, awful things.

Phone a friend or alternatively get your ass into an internet cafe.

rannerap

Yeah I dont wanna risk it because knowing my luck it will be out of order, No one I know lives anywhere near me, and there arent any internet cafes either!

A Law

Sarannewrap wrote: »

so my flight is at six in the morning, and my printer has decided to freak out and not work. Is there anyone in Balbriggan or near enough that could print my boarding pass and I will come collect it from you? I will pay you! Please help!

could be wrong but don't u have to print off ryanair tickets 4hours in advance of departure if its self service?

rannerap

joefuss1986 wrote: »

could be wrong but don't u have to print off ryanair tickets 4hours in advance of departure if its self service?

no, you just have to check in online at least 4 hours before the flight, which Ive done. I have the pdf of the passes saved. I just need to print them off

agrif06

You need to print them off 4 hours in advance. At the airport Ryanair will print them for you up to 40 minutes before the flight - I think the fee is €40 per person

EDIT - just saw that you have the pdf so you should be OK - though you still need to find someone to print them

Joey the lips

I will make you a better deal so... If you want to e mail me the pass i can print it now and give it to my wife to bring into work. If you worried i will text you back my phone number...

Its all i canm really do for you at this point.....

Let me know as quick as you can.

rannerap

Joey the lips wrote: »

I will make you a better deal so... If you want to e mail me the pass i can print it now and give it to my wife to bring into work. If you worried i will text you back my phone number...

Its all i canm really do for you at this point.....

Let me know as quick as you can.

Im gonna be at the airport at about half 5, flight is at ten to seven! so will have to past security well before then! is that too early?

Yamanoto

Just remember you have to check in 4hrs before a Ryanair flight, after which time you can't print boarding passes.

Joey the lips

Sarannewrap wrote: »

Im gonna be at the airport at about half 5, flight is at ten to seven! so will have to past security well before then! is that too early?

It is i am sorry.... Well then let me try one more. I live in duleek.

30min roughly from balbriggan.... Will print it now and wait up... Its up to you.

hondasam

Sarannewrap wrote: »

Yeah I dont wanna risk it because knowing my luck it will be out of order, No one I know lives anywhere near me, and there arent any internet cafes either!

All the printers will not be out of order. You will be ok printing at the airport.

rannerap

Joey the lips wrote: »

It is i am sorry.... Well then let me try one more. I live in duleek.

30min roughly from balbriggan.... Will print it now and wait up... Its up to you.

yeah that would be awesome, do you wanna pm me your email address and your phone number? I will give you a call and get your address! and email the pass

wilkie2006

Joey the lips wrote: »

It is i am sorry.... Well then let me try one more. I live in duleek.

30min roughly from balbriggan.... Will print it now and wait up... Its up to you.

Fair play. Sound fella.

Smidge

Joey, Are you her saviour???

tempura

Go to local Hotel in town centre , they would probably do it for you for a few quid.

Joey the lips

Sarannewrap wrote: »

yeah that would be awesome, do you wanna pm me your email address and your phone number? I will give you a call and get your address! and email the pass

Doing it now... Dont be too late i am up with the kids.

wilkie2006 wrote: »

Fair play. Sound fella.

Thank you....repay me someday...

mishkalucy wrote: »

Joey, Are you her saviour???

You can call me jesus christ

Professey Chin

Joey gonna get some ass :pac:

*disclaimer. Untrue lies and slander......mebee

rannerap

Joey the lips wrote: »

Doing it now... Dont be too late i am up with the kids.



Thank you....repay me someday...



You can call me jesus christ

Will leave the house as soon as I get the address

pickarooney

Can you save as pdf and board with your phone with ryanair?

Im only 5 minutes away and the printer in my basement works perfectly.

The bulb is gone but the printer is just down the bottom of the stairs, honest...

cristoir

I hope this works out well for you Sarannewrap.

AhInFairness

Peetrik wrote: »

I'd love to help you as I've seen you photo....

Yeah, that's not creepy at all...

Peetrik

AhInFairness wrote: »

Yeah, that's not creepy at all...

Because we post our pictures in know your nerds in the hope that no fellow boardsies ever looks at them?

Aw, sh*t like this makes me love peeps.
Enjoy your trip Sarannewrap!

wilkie2006

Peetrik wrote: »

I'd love to help you as I've seen you photo

Ah, too much like Kenneth Williams for my liking

AhInFairness

AhInFairness wrote: »

Yeah, that's not creepy at all...

AhInFairness, she is a ride!

Peetrik

Haha fine, I'm just being honest, if she was minging I probably wouldn't be as arsed helping

rannerap

Deleted User wrote: »

AhInFairness, she is a ride!

bahaha thanks whoopsadaisydoodles :P I will also enjoy my trip big style!!!

Joey the lips

The Great Chinholio wrote: »

Joey gonna get some ass :pac:

*disclaimer. Untrue lies and slander......mebee

Only me and saranne know why we are laughing at this comment now...

rannerap

Joey the lips wrote: »

Only me and saranne know why we are laughing at this comment now...

This is how viscous rumors start :P

Yamanoto

Sarannewrap wrote: »

This is how viscous rumors start :P

vis·cous Adjective /ˈviskəs/

Having a thick, sticky consistency between solid and liquid; having a high viscosity.

rannerap

Yeah Im in the middle of drying my hair ans wasnt paying attention to what I was writing :P the fact it wasnt underlined as being the wrong spelling didnt help!

squod

Sarannewrap wrote: »

Yeah Im in the middle of drying my hair ans wasnt paying attention to what I was writing :P the fact it wasnt underlined as being the wrong spelling didnt help!

Is that the hair on your head or the hair on your ans?

fullstop

Sarannewrap wrote: »

Yeah Im in the middle of drying my hair ans wasnt paying attention to what I was writing :P the fact it wasnt underlined as being the wrong spelling didnt help!

Doing your hair up all nice for Joey

Armin_Tamzarian

Can't you just check-in at the Ryanair desk
I've never brought a printout to the Airport, I've always just shown my passport.

Yamanoto

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

Can't you just check-in at the Ryanair desk
I've never brought a printout to the Airport, I've always just shown my passport.

Dear Armin,

Thanks for the €60.

Kisses,

Michael

Sir Gallagher

Am i the only one delighted to be getting a new **** scenario out of this thread?

Joey the lips

Good night ya bunch of filthy animals..... Job done and dusted michael o leary wont be a happy man