"Fun size" and "Pub size" drinks

eth0

Hate them with a passion. Its worse for me because the odd day I like to drink a load of tonic water but a lot of places not just pubs only have those tiny tins that would only leave you gasping for more and would hardly fill a mouse.

I dunno why they are called fun size either. Nothing fun about drinking one down and thinking 'Jaysus I wish this was a proper tin so I could drink the rest of it and not be thirsty anymore'

Can't stand to see them on planes either, scabby fcukers probably trying to save a few mL of fuel as well as ripping people off with these small tins. Same with beers, should only be put in proper pint tins and the breweries should refuse to make the 330mL ones because they'll leave the drinker with a bad experience.

The other day I seen a 300mL lucozade bottle that was "Pub size". Why? Do the regular ones not fit on the shelf?

The only thing that should be "Fun sized" is a fine beour. Bah.

aaronjumper

Are you saying you have a drinking problem?

grindle

As Deus might say, it's a drinking solution, not a drinking problem.

And 330ml cans of beer wouldn't be a problem if pubs served actual beer.

eth0

grindle wrote: »

As Deus might say, it's a drinking solution, not a drinking problem.

And 330ml cans of beer wouldn't be a problem if pubs served actual beer.

330ml? It would want to be 20% stuff if thats all you were getting

El Weirdo

eth0 wrote: »

... beour...

That's the third or forth time I've heard/seen that word today.

Jesus Christ, I fucking hate it.

/off topic

grindle

eth0 wrote: »

330ml? It would want to be 20% stuff if thats all you were getting

Oh yeah. 6-7% minimum.

Ireland needs to learn the old sip'n'savour.

The way it is now, there's no point sipping what you can't savour.

If those cans could be €3, me and my mates'd be back to the pubs.

shopaholic01

grindle wrote: »

As Deus might say, it's a drinking solution, not a drinking problem.

And 330ml cans of beer wouldn't be a problem if pubs served actual beer.

Actually, he'd be more likey to say that's the perfect size to put on your erect penis

policarp

eth0 wrote: »

Hate them with a passion. Its worse for me because the odd day I like to drink a load of tonic water but a lot of places not just pubs only have those tiny tins that would only leave you gasping for more and would hardly fill a mouse.

I dunno why they are called fun size either. Nothing fun about drinking one down and thinking 'Jaysus I wish this was a proper tin so I could drink the rest of it and not be thirsty anymore'

Can't stand to see them on planes either, scabby fcukers probably trying to save a few mL of fuel as well as ripping people off with these small tins. Same with beers, should only be put in proper pint tins and the breweries should refuse to make the 330mL ones because they'll leave the drinker with a bad experience.
It's Ryanair size.
Next spirits in a plastic bag. . .
Then beer by the mouthful. . .
Cheers. . .:D
The other day I seen a 300mL lucozade bottle that was "Pub size". Why? Do the regular ones not fit on the shelf?

The only thing that should be "Fun sized" is a fine beour. Bah.

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grindle

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Actually, he'd be more likey to say that's the perfect size to put on your erect penis

I just checked... It is!!!










But how do you keep it balanced, it keeps toppling over?

shopaholic01

grindle wrote: »

I just checked... It is!!!










But how do you keep it balanced, it keeps toppling over?

You need a woman who finds the idea of sucking it off appealing - apparently;)

policarp

policarp wrote: »

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How did that happen?

grindle

shopaholic01 wrote: »

You need a woman who finds the idea of sucking it off appealing - apparently;)

But if she sucks the beer-can off my penis, how will I drink it? What if she runs away?

shopaholic01

grindle wrote: »

But if she sucks the beer-can off my penis, how will I drink it? What if she runs away?

Well if you can't take some pleasure from that I think the loss of the beer is the least of your problems................

grindle

policarp wrote: »

How did that happen?

You accidentally selected all and deleted when you pressed full stop, I'd say. From experience.

I hope it wasn't too lengthy.

Yes, that is what she said.

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shopaholic01 wrote: »

Actually, he'd be more likey to say that's the perfect size to put on your erect penis

grindle wrote: »

I just checked... It is!!!

But how do you keep it balanced, it keeps toppling over?

shopaholic01 wrote: »

You need a woman who finds the idea of sucking it off appealing - apparently;)

grindle wrote: »

But if she sucks the beer-can off my penis, how will I drink it? What if she runs away?

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Well if you can't take some pleasure from that I think the loss of the beer is the least of your problems................

grindle wrote: »

You accidentally selected all and deleted when you pressed full stop, I'd say. From experience.

I hope it wasn't too lengthy.

Yes, that is what she said.

This is the least appealing sexy talk I have ever read.

shopaholic01

Kylie Agreeable Chrome wrote: »

This is the least appealing sexy talk I have ever read.

Look up the posts of Deus Ex Machina - the last one you quoted was unrelated btw.

grindle

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Well if you can't take some pleasure from that I think the loss of the beer is the least of your problems................

SOME pleasure?!?
Getting all revved up for my beer, then some cow sucks it away?
What fantasy-land do you live in?
I've only just learned this trick and already I'm worried about thieves waiting to pounce at the sight of a beer-dick.

shopaholic01

grindle wrote: »

SOME pleasure?!?
Getting all revved up for my beer, then some cow sucks it away?
What fantasy-land do you live in?
I've only just learned this trick and already I'm worried about thieves waiting to pounce at the sight of a beer-dick.

Don't panic, send her over to Deus. Tell her that he'll give her whiskey.

grindle

Kylie Agreeable Chrome wrote: »

This is the least appealing sexy talk I have ever read.

Sexy talk is unappealing in general, IMO.

Best to mock it.

shopaholic01

grindle wrote: »

Sexy talk is unappealing in general, IMO.

Best to mock it.

Don't mock Deus, he's a legend.

grindle

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Don't mock Deus, he's a legend.

I'm not!

If he's not mocking sexy talk, I'll knock back a foreskin of whiskey myself.