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Things to do in an airport

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  • #52
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Jammy Donut wrote: »
    Worst chat-up line evvvvvvvvva.

    wasn't meant to be a chat up line... merely a curiousity :rolleyes:


    beks101 you know what ya gotta do in the mens toilets now... go forth and have fun


  • #53
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    beks101 wrote: »
    Guy beside me smells REALLY GOOD

    does he work in a bakery? :rolleyes:



    also didnt you just ring your bf? :cool:


  • #54
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    What time is your flight?


  • #55
    clintondaly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,813 ✭✭✭clintondaly


    beks101 wrote: »
    Update: I have eaten half the bag of smarties and am presumably fat now and high as a kite.

    Guy beside me smells REALLY GOOD

    did you spread some syrup on him?


  • #56
    Lawrence1895
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    wasn't meant to be a chat up line... merely a curiousity :rolleyes:


    beks101 you know what ya gotta do in the mens toilets now... go forth and have fun

    Counting the tiles can be fun as well :D


  • #57
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,298 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    EI_Flyboy wrote: »
    Try on ALL the sunglasses you can find!

    At the same time


  • #58
    clintondaly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,813 ✭✭✭clintondaly


    Tell the guy beside you that you have no Canadian in ya but you would like some.


  • #59
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    davet82 wrote: »
    beks101 wrote: »
    Guy beside me smells REALLY GOOD

    does he work in a bakery? :rolleyes:



    also didnt you just ring your bf? :cool:

    Yes, so?

    He's wearing something deliciously potent. Maybe Armani. And dressed really well. But looks fairly pissed off


  • #60
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    beks101 wrote: »
    Yes, so?

    He's wearing something deliciously potent. Maybe Armani. And dressed really well. But looks fairly pissed off

    i think you found your something 'to do' then, try make him smile :)


    also remember the different area code rule so it dosen't count :cool:


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  • #61
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    Start a sing song, leave a hat out in front of you and you might get some spending money for the wedding.

    OR just start asking people "Vere are your papers" in your best German accent.

    OR leave a trail of smarties for a fat kid, and see will he follow them like ET


  • #62
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    beks101 wrote: »
    Yes, so?

    He's wearing something deliciously potent. Maybe Armani. And dressed really well. But looks fairly pissed off

    He probably wants to chat to you and you are ignoring him. Are ye on the same flight? I'm thinking mile high club? Armani I can smell it now.


  • #63
    Reoil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,126 ✭✭✭Reoil


    beks101 wrote: »

    Guy beside me smells REALLY GOOD

    Are you attractive though?


  • #64
    aaronjumper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    beks101 wrote: »
    Yes, so?

    He's wearing something deliciously potent. Maybe Armani. And dressed really well. But looks fairly pissed off

    Maybe because the bored woman next to him keeps not so discreetly sniffing him? :D


  • #65
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    beks101 wrote: »

    Guy beside me smells REALLY GOOD
    Probably his sweaty ball-sack.


  • #66
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    just flash your bewbs at him to give him the signal :P


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  • #67
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    Reoil wrote: »
    beks101 wrote: »

    Guy beside me smells REALLY GOOD

    Are you attractive though?

    I'm a filthy ride


  • #68
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    Where To wrote: »
    beks101 wrote: »

    Guy beside me smells REALLY GOOD
    Probably his sweaty ball-sack.

    Eau de ballsack. Potent alright


  • #69
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    beks101 wrote: »
    I'm a filthy ride

    pics or gtfo :D







    sorry but it just had to be said


  • #70
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    They have airports in Canada now? :confused:


  • #71
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    Copy what this mentaller did, steal a vehicle and drive it around the tarmac. Give the lads in the emergency services something to do for the afternoon:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvUDeoU3E3M


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  • #72
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,272 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    Write "There's a BOMB on the plane" and your passport number on the jacks roll.
    Should be great craic altogether.


  • #73
    Madame K
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 125 ✭✭Madame K


    Explore glory holes.


  • #74
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Walk around the airport, every time you pick up your bag pretend to get an electric shock off it. YOu probably won't make it to the flight ...

    Lie on the ground with a pair of jocks on your head and practice your swimming for your holiday...

    Put on jenna marbles on youtube and amuse the people sitting around you.

    or, have a few drinks, read a magazine ...whichever.


  • #75
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Just go and have a biiiiiiiiiiiiig shite!!!


  • #76
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Make a "God hates TSA" sign and picket the security line.


  • #77
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,883 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    Start watching nyan cat with the sound on. make loads of friends


  • #78
    Taco Corp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭Taco Corp


    you should try this

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=79183884&postcount=4191


  • #79
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    It's a bit late now but what I like to do is spend the day before hand drinking heaps of pints of Guinness.


  • #80
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    ScumLord wrote: »
    It's a bit late now but what I like to do is spend the day before hand drinking heaps of pints of Guinness.

    I'd say that plane would smell delightful!


  • #81
    Lustrum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 758 ✭✭✭Lustrum


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    [/B]


    If you ask them how to spend your time, they should have the answer.


    This post should have more thanks for pure ingeniousness! Also, Mr Crinklewood, pat yourself on the back for this post, and the hot Euro 2012 girlies!

    PS. Sorry for hijacking this thread, Beks you should spend your time chatting up the boarding crew and try get yourself upgraded!


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  • #82
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    syndeyfife wrote: »
    I'd say that plane would smell delightful!
    Not just the plane the entire terminal gets to enjoy the aroma of Guinness farts before they leave the country. I mean heaps of Guinness.


  • #83
    mauzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    ScumLord wrote: »
    syndeyfife wrote: »
    I'd say that plane would smell delightful!
    Not just the plane the entire terminal gets to enjoy the aroma of Guinness farts before they leave the country. I mean heaps of Guinness.

    Whenever I see someone drinking Guinness in the airport I pray I end up beside the screaming baby for 8 hours.

    I hate Guinness farts...


  • #84
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Create a sign that says 'Hairy McBallsack" and stand at arrivals pretending you're waiting for someone of that name!


  • #85
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Troll other passengers by finding a gate where the flight won't be leaving for about an hour. Start to queue, and many of the people sitting waiting will immediately start queuing behind you. Herd mentality, you see.
    When you've about ten people behind you the queue will be self-sustaining. At this point, act like you forgot something and leave the queue. Some people will be a little suspicious but will stay in the queue out of fear of being wrong.
    Go find another gate and repeat. Soon you'll have most of the passengers queuing for their flights 60-30 minutes before they're due to depart.

    That, or an 80s duty-free shopping montage.


  • #86
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Troll other passengers by finding a gate where the flight won't be leaving for about an hour. Start to queue, and many of the people sitting waiting will immediately start queuing behind you. Herd mentality, you see.
    When you've about ten people behind you the queue will be self-sustaining. At this point, act like you forgot something and leave the queue. Some people will be a little suspicious but will stay in the queue out of fear of being wrong.
    Go find another gate and repeat. Soon you'll have most of the passengers queuing for their flights 60-30 minutes before they're due to depart.

    That, or an 80s duty-free shopping montage.

    Post number 85?! I am dissapoint with you moo! :(


  • #87
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »
    Post number 85?! I am dissapoint with you moo! :(

    I was working :(.

    But even though she's on the plane now, this thread needed my wisdom.


  • #88
    take everything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,807 ✭✭✭take everything


    beks101 wrote: »
    OK mom

    Pretty sure mom's being ironic.


  • #89
    BUBBLE WRAP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    I was working :(.

    But even though she's on the plane now, this thread needed my wisdom.

    Hmmm It sure did... Better late then never I guess...:pac:


  • #90
    BIG BAD JOHN
    Registered Users Posts: 125 ✭✭BIG BAD JOHN


    Write another 300 words of your groundbreaking novel.


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  • #91
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    I was working :(.

    But even though she's on the plane now, this thread needed my wisdom.

    she's not on the plane, she's off having fun with mr.armani i reckon ;)


  • #92
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    Troll other passengers by finding a gate where the flight won't be leaving for about an hour. Start to queue, and many of the people sitting waiting will immediately start queuing behind you. Herd mentality, you see.
    When you've about ten people behind you the queue will be self-sustaining. At this point, act like you forgot something and leave the queue. Some people will be a little suspicious but will stay in the queue out of fear of being wrong.
    Go find another gate and repeat. Soon you'll have most of the passengers queuing for their flights 60-30 minutes before they're due to depart.

    That's Busáras on a Friday evening! :D


  • #93
    Irishgoatman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,741 ✭✭✭Irishgoatman


    beks101 wrote: »
    Update: I have eaten half the bag of smarties and am presumably fat now and high as a kite.

    Guy beside me smells REALLY GOOD

    If he smells that good start stalking him as soon as he's on the move.
    Stay really close and keep asking him pointless questions. Age, home town, where he went to school, and can you join him on his flight etc.


  • #94
    celtictiger32
    Registered Users Posts: 2,488 ✭✭✭celtictiger32


    i was in an airport a few years ago i think it was spain but cant be 100%, but they had a section in the waiting area with playstations and that for the kids it was great so i went in and threw the kids off and occupied myself for 2 hours


  • #95
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    celtictiger32 wrote: »
    i was in an airport a few years ago i think it was spain but cant be 100%, but they had a section in the waiting area with playstations and that for the kids it was great so i went in and threw the kids off and occupied myself for 2 hours

    Hopefully you didn't do that on the plane too.


  • #96
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,652 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    1) Make tape with a mixture of a man saying "theres a bomb in here" and banshee wales.
    2) Insert tape into mini tape player and attach to a squirrel.
    3) Let squirrel loose in the air vents.
    4) ???
    5) Profit.


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  • #97
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    dilallio wrote: »
    If you have free wifi, why don't you watch some decent documentaries such as "Final Destination", or "Nat Geo. Aircrash Investigation"

    Or the film "Alive".
    Plazaman wrote: »

    OR just start asking people "Vere are your papers" in your best German accent.

    Trenchcoat, jackboots and "Wo ist eine papieren bitte?" should do the trick nicely.


  • #98
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    Good effort everyone, though I may need more. Initial flight got delayed, missed connecting flight so now am waiting on a flight to Atlanta where I'll be stopping over til 10pm tonight. That's 8 hours away.
    And my battery's dying. And I have no charger. And I'm roaming. And I'm surrounded by fat Americans that keep staring at me.

    Jesus hates me


  • #99
    who the fug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    buy a charger,


  • #100
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    sit down stop roaming. why they looking at you? something unusual about you?


  • #101
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    beks101 wrote: »
    Good effort everyone, though I may need more. Initial flight got delayed, missed connecting flight so now am waiting on a flight to Atlanta where I'll be stopping over til 10pm tonight. That's 8 hours away.
    And my battery's dying. And I have no charger. And I'm roaming. And I'm surrounded by fat Americans that keep staring at me.

    Jesus hates me

    Some good tips here.

    Definitely start with getting an ethnic comic relief sidekick.


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