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  • Registered Users Posts: 193 ✭✭mirekb


    One thing I wish I never googled was krokodil


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Put lemon party into google and clicked on images

    Broke my heart laughing :D:D:D


    Had read what it was meant to be which made it even funnier


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    mirekb wrote: »
    One thing I wish I never googled was krokodil

    Must........resist.....Too .....google....Krokodil...and click.................searchhhh. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭electro-shocks


    Most disturbing has to be 1 lunatic 1 ice pick :eek:


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,624 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,873 ✭✭✭sparrowcar


    WhiteRoses wrote: »
    I've heard terrible things about that..In all seriousness I know someone who still gets nightmares about it and he watched it about 3 years ago. Can't believe its allowed be on the internet.

    I just read a summary of that video and that's enough for me thanks :eek:

    I still can't get my head around people who even feel the need to watch a video like that? I remember a few guys laughing at Ken Bigleys decapitation in work and I remember thinking how ****ed up it was :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    You do know that its fake? Or at least it looks it. It just looks like icecream or paste etc. You should see some real god damn scat porn. Its absolutely revolting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    WhiteRoses wrote: »
    I've heard terrible things about that..In all seriousness I know someone who still gets nightmares about it and he watched it about 3 years ago. Can't believe its allowed be on the internet.

    It's abysmally harrowing.

    But "allowed on the Internet"?
    There isn't a gatekeeper, and there shouldn't be.
    See China or Egypt.
    Authoritative control is bad, self-control is good.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    mirekb wrote: »
    One thing I wish I never googled was krokodil

    what the absolute FUCK?!! :eek:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I just noticed one of the ads at the bottom of the page - it looks like a mole sucking the shit out of the arse of some larger mammal with a hoover.

    Very topical.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    I had a similar reaction when I discovered how ice cream is made.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Im trypophobic, so putting that into google and clicking images freaks the fcuk out of me

    Especially the surinam toad....eugh.

    Nothing too bad, I just never knew i had this fear of clusters of holes until I saw these pictures. It really fcuked me up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    grindle wrote: »
    Answering the OP, 3guys1hammer.

    I implore you, and anyone else reading, not to watch it.
    You will be scarred.
    mishkalucy wrote: »
    Also, how do people "know" about these things on the interweb???
    :
    Messageboards, and viral nature taking it's course.
    BME pain Olympics will beat this hands down...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    I'm guessing by the lack of responses you're all off watching BME.

    Good for you all, welcome to hell where U will be scarred for life!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Just looked up BME
    Not sure why people want to do that to themselves

    Didn't get enough attention from Mommy or Daddy?

    Sad cases imo


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭PucaMama


    mishkalucy wrote: »
    Just looked up BME
    Not sure why people want to do that to themselves

    Didn't get enough attention from Mommy or Daddy?

    Sad cases imo

    its not real....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    PucaMama wrote: »
    its not real....

    Thought it was just the BME "final round" that wasn't real?
    The other one is real as far as I could see but await correction :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    BME pain Olympics will beat this hands down...

    Its fake.

    Rather watch Evil Dead or Final Destination or some other crap if you wanna see some fake gore...

    The guy falling off the pier and splitting his face and 1 man 1 jar on the other hand... I'm still can't find bleach strong enough to clear that from my head...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    BME pain Olympics will beat this hands down...

    With the hatchet and shït? Final Round was confirmed as fake (though not the others, some BM types do that kind of stuff. The threads make for sore reading.)
    Even so... A hammer to the face and screwdriver into the brain and stomach of an innocent man, clearly still moving, still alive (though probably unconscious with shock) makes me feel so much worse than some twit mutilating themselves.
    Makes me wonder about humans.
    Why would anyone want to do that, without any kind of motive?
    Pure, violent nihilism.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭PucaMama


    mishkalucy wrote: »
    Thought it was just the BME "final round" that wasn't real?
    The other one is real as far as I could see but await correction :)

    yeah as far as i no its only final round thats fake, and realy looks it too as does that 1 with the icepick


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 362 ✭✭SheFiend


    Jar squatter o_O


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    The "Offended" page on Encyclopedia Dramatica is ****ing rank, too.

    Don't think I made it further than 20% down the page.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    Its fake.

    Rather watch Evil Dead or Final Destination or some other crap if you wanna see some fake gore...

    The guy falling off the pier and splitting his face and 1 man 1 jar on the other hand... I'm still can't find bleach strong enough to clear that from my head...

    What is that?
    Surely this can be found happening on any given Saturday after a "few" have been consumed?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭PucaMama


    there is one video i will never forget. 2 mexican men getting beheaded. dont think im allowed link to it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    PucaMama wrote: »
    there is one video i will never forget. 2 mexican men getting beheaded. dont think im allowed link to it?
    Correct, you aren't.

    Actually, I'll get this out of the way now and advise anyone not to post links to any gore/porn/whateveryou'rehavingyerself videos, etc in this thread.


    /mod


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭PucaMama


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Correct, you aren't.

    Actually, I'll get this out of the way now and advise anyone not to post links to any videos, etc in this thread.


    /mod

    sorry :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    PucaMama wrote: »
    sorry :(
    Sorry, the bold was more for anyone else that might be just scanning the thread - not necessarily for you.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    PucaMama wrote: »
    sorry :(

    I think you could still provide exact search terms though.
    I think.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    grindle wrote: »
    I think you could still provide exact search terms though.
    I think.

    Why in gods name would you want to watch something like that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    mirekb wrote: »
    One thing I wish I never googled was krokodil

    Bloody hell...

    I really can't understand why the heck would people do such stuff knowing how harmful and dangerous it is for them...

    I also heard once about this new "legal high" drug that appeared in a hemp shop in Limerick a few years back (can't remember its name but I could dig it out if I really had nothing else to do), and it had this horrible effect on the kids (they were mostly teenagers) who tried it at a party. They got this sensation of something was crawling under their skin and in their ear and stuff, they ended up cutting themselves open to get rid of what they felt was under their skin. One guy had cut the side of his face open with a pair of scissors. Another girl had cut into her ear and basically they all ended up in AnE after mutilating themselves. And its effect apparently went on for days...

    So much for "legal highs"...!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭PucaMama


    grindle wrote: »
    I think you could still provide exact search terms though.
    I think.
    video description/ title is:
    EXTREMELY Shocking Video shows 2 Men from el Chapo Gang Beheaded with CHAINSAW and ended with KNIFE (Video is VERY Graphic!!!)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16 AdventRises


    Just searched up that BME video ... didnt see the actual video but read enough to say its not for me :eek:

    ... i really shouldnt be looking these things up. In fact, I dont think anyone of us should be. You could accidentally click a link, that you really really shouldnt and your ip get logged or some crazy thing. Alot of sites that would house such weird videos would be the very ilegal and darker side of the net.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Bloody hell...

    I really can't understand why the heck would people do such stuff knowing how harmful and dangerous it is for them...

    I also heard once about this new "legal high" drug that appeared in a hemp shop in Limerick a few years back (can't remember its name but I could dig it out if I really had nothing else to do), and it had this horrible effect on the kids (they were mostly teenagers) who tried it at a party. They got this sensation of something was crawling under their skin and in their ear and stuff, they ended up cutting themselves open to get rid of what they felt was under their skin. One guy had cut the side of his face open with a pair of scissors. Another girl had cut into her ear and basically they all ended up in AnE after mutilating themselves. And its effect apparently went on for days...

    So much for "legal highs"...!!

    Is that a true story or just a rumour?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    The "Offended" page on Encyclopedia Dramatica is ****ing rank, too.

    Don't think I made it further than 20% down the page.

    Went through the whole lot.
    Didn't find anything particularly offensive, lots of medical images and cartoons.
    Albeit some weird stuff


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    mirekb wrote: »
    One thing I wish I never googled was krokodil

    Bloody hell...

    I really can't understand why the heck would people do such stuff knowing how harmful and dangerous it is for them...

    I also heard once about this new "legal high" drug that appeared in a hemp shop in Limerick a few years back (can't remember its name but I could dig it out if I really had nothing else to do), and it had this horrible effect on the kids (they were mostly teenagers) who tried it at a party. They got this sensation of something was crawling under their skin and in their ear and stuff, they ended up cutting themselves open to get rid of what they felt was under their skin. One guy had cut the side of his face open with a pair of scissors. Another girl had cut into her ear and basically they all ended up in AnE after mutilating themselves. And its effect apparently went on for days...

    So much for "legal highs"...!!

    Legal ones were so much worse than the illegal ones!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Bloody hell...

    I really can't understand why the heck would people do such stuff knowing how harmful and dangerous it is for them...

    I also heard once about this new "legal high" drug that appeared in a hemp shop in Limerick a few years back (can't remember its name but I could dig it out if I really had nothing else to do), and it had this horrible effect on the kids (they were mostly teenagers) who tried it at a party. They got this sensation of something was crawling under their skin and in their ear and stuff, they ended up cutting themselves open to get rid of what they felt was under their skin. One guy had cut the side of his face open with a pair of scissors. Another girl had cut into her ear and basically they all ended up in AnE after mutilating themselves. And its effect apparently went on for days...

    So much for "legal highs"...!!
    Sounds like Snowballs, iirc. ****ing mental things as they were being sold as yokes and people were treating them as such.

    Although they weren't legal highs - your story seems to be a bit of a mish-mash of several different stories.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭grindle


    hondasam wrote: »
    Why in gods name would you want to watch something like that?

    I don't. Just wanted to get around the direct-link ban.
    If someone enters that into Google, they'll know what they're getting into.
    A younger me would've watched out of curiosity.
    I've seen plenty of beheadings by this stage, and it's just... Soul-depleting.
    Don't watch gore, kids! Unless you're curious, and ready to feel terrible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭PucaMama


    grindle wrote: »
    I don't. Just wanted to get around the direct-link ban.
    If someone enters that into Google, they'll know what they're getting into.
    A younger me would've watched out of curiosity.
    I've seen plenty of beheadings by this stage, and it's just... Soul-depleting.
    Don't watch gore, kids! Unless you're curious, and ready to feel terrible.

    its the look on their faces :( like they have just accepted it :( its a horrible feeling if you get thinking about it :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    grindle wrote: »
    I don't. Just wanted to get around the direct-link ban.
    If someone enters that into Google, they'll know what they're getting into.
    A younger me would've watched out of curiosity.
    I've seen plenty of beheadings by this stage, and it's just... Soul-depleting.
    Don't watch gore, kids! Unless you're curious, and ready to feel terrible.

    I could not watch a film like that not to think I could watch something real. It must be the worst thing.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    mishkalucy wrote: »
    What is that?
    Surely this can be found happening on any given Saturday after a "few" have been consumed?

    Nah, it happened in Lebanon.


    Okay, the following doesn't make great bedtime reading so if you're squirmish, skip over to the next post.



    These guys were jumping off this bridge overlooking this pier thing into the sea. The first guy jumps off and clears the pier and lands safely in the water. The second guy as he's jumping, slips and ends heading face first towards the pier. On the edge of the pier there was this bit iron sticking out, the world's most unlucky guy's face lands straight on the iron bit and as a result it splits his face right through the middle from forehead through chin. He's then rescued by his mate as he's lying in the sea face down in a pool of his blood. The video then switches to a shot in the AnE. The doctors are completely baffled and don't know what they can do.

    They've intubated him, which is another horrific sight as he doesn't seem to have much of a mouth or nose left, but he's still alive and is in quite a miserable situation while the AnE doc tries to hold his face together. And that's pretty much all there is. You just feel extremely horrible wondering what the poor sod must have gone though... Its more sad than anything else.

    Story is the guy died a couple of hours later in the ICU due to internal bleeding. Maybe the world's best maxillo-facial surgeon could have had fixed him, but it was very unlikely he would have survived that in Lebanon.

    Its one of the funny situations where the "safety structures" of the body sort of work against you. The whole mouth and nose acts as a "crash structure" for the head so the mouth and nasal cavity takes the blow and protects your brain. Its sorta what happened to him. The guy didn't die instantly because his face took the brunt of the damage and as a result had to end up bearing through the pain of having your face split open...


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    2 girls 1 cup had a follow on called 2 girls 1 finger. A total and utter pukefest so it was. Girls who do stuff like that are depraved and the people who think up that should be sectioned.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    hondasam wrote: »
    Is that a true story or just a rumour?

    Its a true story, told my a doctor who deals with drug abuse at my college...
    I could dig out the details of it from the notes for the lecture he gave, but that will take me time I'm not yet willing to spend...

    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Sounds like Snowballs, iirc. ****ing mental things as they were being sold as yokes and people were treating them as such.

    Although they weren't legal highs - your story seems to be a bit of a mish-mash of several different stories.
    Wasn't snowballs, was something else.

    And the kids got the drug from a hemp shop. It was a newly released "legal high" drug that just appeared in the market. And after that incident it was very quickly clamped down on.
    The guy was telling us about the incident as an example of how the people who make "legal highs" basically slightly alter the chemical structures of known drugs which are catalogued as illegal, so that they can bring it in as a new drug which is not illegal as its no yet catalogued as illegal and the guys who catalogue such drugs (which the guy giving us the lecture was a part of), they have to constantly keep playing "catch up" as people who make those drugs keep modifying the chemical composition of the illegal drugs and introducing them as "new" legal drugs into the market.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭PucaMama


    Nah, it happened in Lebanon.


    Okay, the following doesn't make great bedtime reading so if you're squirmish, skip over to the next post.



    These guys were jumping off this bridge overlooking this pier thing into the sea. The first guy jumps off and clears the pier and lands safely in the water. The second guy as he's jumping, slips and ends heading face first towards the pier. On the edge of the pier there was this bit iron sticking out, the world's most unlucky guy's face lands straight on the iron bit and as a result it splits his face right through the middle from forehead through chin. He's then rescued by his mate as he's lying in the sea face down in a pool of his blood. The video then switches to a shot in the AnE. The doctors are completely baffled and don't know what they can do.

    They've intubated him, which is another horrific sight as he doesn't seem to have much of a mouth or nose left, but he's still alive and is in quite a miserable situation while the AnE doc tries to hold his face together. And that's pretty much all there is. You just feel extremely horrible wondering what the poor sod must have gone though... Its more sad than anything else.

    Story is the guy died a couple of hours later in the ICU due to internal bleeding. Maybe the world's best maxillo-facial surgeon could have had fixed him, but it was very unlikely he would have survived that in Lebanon.

    Its one of the funny situations where the "safety structures" of the body sort of work against you. The whole mouth and nose acts as a "crash structure" for the head so the mouth and nasal cavity takes the blow and protects your brain. Its sorta what happened to him. The guy didn't die instantly because his face took the brunt of the damage and as a result had to end up bearing through the pain of having your face split open...

    i think it worse when you think of how the person felt than actually seeing what happend :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Its a true story, told my a doctor who deals with drug abuse at my college...
    I could dig out the details of it from the notes for the lecture he gave, but that will take me time I'm not yet willing to spend...

    Don't feel obliged to go looking for them for me, I believe you and I don't need proof.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    PucaMama wrote: »
    i think it worse when you think of how the person felt than actually seeing what happend :(

    Apparently the kid's mother was there in the hospital too (which she most likely would have been), which only makes it worse...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,033 ✭✭✭mauzo


    Its a true story, told my a doctor who deals with drug abuse at my college...
    I could dig out the details of it from the notes for the lecture he gave, but that will take me time I'm not yet willing to spend...



    Wasn't snowballs, was something else.

    And the kids got the drug from a hemp shop. It was a newly released "legal high" drug that just appeared in the market. And after that incident it was very quickly clamped down on.
    The guy was telling us about the incident as an example of how the people who make "legal highs" basically slightly alter the chemical structures of known drugs which are catalogued as illegal, so that they can bring it in as a new drug which is not illegal as its no yet catalogued as illegal and the guys who catalogue such drugs (which the guy giving us the lecture was a part of), they have to constantly keep playing "catch up" as people who make those drugs keep modifying the chemical composition of the illegal drugs and introducing them as "new" legal drugs into the market.

    Party pills were so dangerous, or the legal weed. SmokeXXX or whatever it was. Sorry, I mean 'bath salts' :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,171 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Sounds like Snowballs, iirc. ****ing mental things as they were being sold as yokes and people were treating them as such.

    Although they weren't legal highs - your story seems to be a bit of a mish-mash of several different stories.

    Ok, I did end up getting curious myself and digged out the lecture...

    Aaaand you were right, it was Snowball! or Dimethoxy Bromomethamphetamine...
    Its like MDMA but more potent, has slower onset and has longer duration.

    It did first show up as a legal drug but was quickly banned because it was so harmful.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    @ Al
    I found that tragic tbh
    Poor guy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,807 ✭✭✭take everything


    Nah, it happened in Lebanon.


    Okay, the following doesn't make great bedtime reading so if you're squirmish, skip over to the next post.



    These guys were jumping off this bridge overlooking this pier thing into the sea. The first guy jumps off and clears the pier and lands safely in the water. The second guy as he's jumping, slips and ends heading face first towards the pier. On the edge of the pier there was this bit iron sticking out, the world's most unlucky guy's face lands straight on the iron bit and as a result it splits his face right through the middle from forehead through chin. He's then rescued by his mate as he's lying in the sea face down in a pool of his blood. The video then switches to a shot in the AnE. The doctors are completely baffled and don't know what they can do.

    They've intubated him, which is another horrific sight as he doesn't seem to have much of a mouth or nose left, but he's still alive and is in quite a miserable situation while the AnE doc tries to hold his face together. And that's pretty much all there is. You just feel extremely horrible wondering what the poor sod must have gone though... Its more sad than anything else.

    Story is the guy died a couple of hours later in the ICU due to internal bleeding. Maybe the world's best maxillo-facial surgeon could have had fixed him, but it was very unlikely he would have survived that in Lebanon.

    Its one of the funny situations where the "safety structures" of the body sort of work against you. The whole mouth and nose acts as a "crash structure" for the head so the mouth and nasal cavity takes the blow and protects your brain. Its sorta what happened to him. The guy didn't die instantly because his face took the brunt of the damage and as a result had to end up bearing through the pain of having your face split open...

    The glaring question being "how the fcuk did that find it's way on to the internet". What's the process there. I doubt the guy consented to it finding it's way there.


  • Registered Users Posts: 247 ✭✭MadameGascar


    Watching Ren and Stimpy was the last thing to make me wtf?! Killings I've seen of people accused of witchcraft have made me wonder the same more than any of the other most gruesomest out there.

    Cant get the theme for two girls one cup out of my head now, wonder if anyone will be able to recognise what I'm humming tomorrow?


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