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  • 14-06-2012 4:07pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,300 ✭✭✭


    Three nuns are lining up to get into heaven.

    God comes out and says,

    "Ladies, I'm going to give you a special treat.

    You can go back to earth and live as whoever you want for one week."

    The first nun asks to be Mother Teresa.

    God waves his magic wand, and it's done.

    The second nun asks to be sent back as Celine Dion.

    God waves his wand again and it is done.

    The third nun says, "I'd like to be Sarah Pippilini."

    God asks, "Who is that?"

    The nun holds up a newspaper article.

    God doubles over laughing:

    "That's not a person," he says.


    "It's the Sahara Pipeline, and it was laid by 500 men in 7 days."

    _____________________________________________

    Harry Redknapp will pocket around £3m after leaving Spurs.



    Which after tax is around...........................£3m

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    wp_rathead
    Registered Users Posts: 10,071 ✭✭✭✭wp_rathead


    MonkieSocks wrote: »

    "It's the Sahara Pipeline, and it was laid by 500 men in 7 days."

    ha
    First time I read the Nun joke I didn't see this line

    I thought the punchline was:
    That's not a person," he says

    :pac:


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