small print in marriage certificate

Mrs Farmer

Don't remember seeing all these farming chores in the small print of my marriage certificate???:P

clappyhappy

Saw in your first thread that you mentioned you married Mr right, is his first name Always? :-))

reilig

For better or worse.

brian_t

Would this not be better moved to Legal Discussion

bob charles

till death do us part, is the get out clause seemly

Mrs Farmer

will have to be the....till death do us part, as he'll never agree to "sharing" half the farm. No worries, I still think he's Mr Right.:P

Muckit

Go away, you only love doing all those 'farming chores'

And proud of it at that.... calling yourself 'Mrs. Farmer' kinda gives it away

bob charles

why any girl would want to marry a full time farmer is beyond me

lakill Farm

Mrs Farmer, my oh was a townie before we bought our home and land a few years ago. She loves her ducks and hens. SO what im sayinf is set up a mini enterprise like a few hens and ducks and have something you enjoy also.

moy83

bob charles wrote: »

why any girl would want to marry a full time farmer is beyond me

Id say my mother had a pretty good life married to a full time farmer . I think a woman would want to be fairly laid back to enjoy the life though .

Muckit

lakill Farm wrote: »

Mrs Farmer, my oh was a townie before we bought our home and land a few years ago. She loves her ducks and hens. SO what im sayinf is set up a mini enterprise like a few hens and ducks and have something you enjoy also.

Just a tad patronising and old fashioned Iakill :rolleyes:

brian_t

lakill Farm wrote: »

Mrs Farmer, my oh was a townie before we bought our home and land a few years ago. She loves her ducks and hens. SO what im sayinf is set up a mini enterprise like a few hens and ducks and have something you enjoy also.

Muckit wrote: »

Just a tad patronising and old fashioned Iakill :rolleyes:

I don't understand. There are plenty of farmers wives who set up mini-enterprises to generate extra income for the farm.

It's not unknown for the "mini-enterprise" to even become the better income earner.

who the fug

There is no small print it is all in big white letters on the back of the certificate

wetfish

who the fug wrote: »

There is no small print it is all in big white letters on the back of the certificate

I would say you got the 'altered' photocopied one then. :D

Mrs Farmer

Mr Right's mother spoiled him, and he can't even boil an egg. I know if I ask him to do something, he does it badly, knowing I'll be impatient and won't ask him to do it again next time.

Mrs Farmer

Question to you young male farmers out there? If you still live at home with the parents, does your Mum (not meaning to be sexist, but I doubt the Dad does the washing/cleaning) still clean your bedroom & do your washing? I'm talking to you lads in the 20s age group.

Mrs Farmer

Yes, Mrs Farmer loves being married to her Farmer, but she works outside the home as well as on the farm and in the home. Multi-tasking at its best.

Dupont

Mrs Farmer wrote: »

Mr Right's mother spoiled him, and he can't even boil an egg. I know if I ask him to do something, he does it badly, knowing I'll be impatient and won't ask him to do it again next time.

i thought i had it narrowed down but you pretty much just named everyone i know

whelan1

Mrs Farmer wrote: »

Mr Right's mother spoiled him, and he can't even boil an egg. I know if I ask him to do something, he does it badly, knowing I'll be impatient and won't ask him to do it again next time.

bit like here, i get up and milk cows etc... up til recently would get back into house for everyone to be still in bed at 8.30am... so i went mad, now kids are dressed, have breakfast and are ready for school at 8.30:D lay down the law! editing to say roles are reversed here husband is not a farmer, he can now fill and empty the dishwasher

grumpyfarmer

Mrs Farmer wrote: »

Mr Right's mother spoiled him, and he can't even boil an egg. I know if I ask him to do something, he does it badly, knowing I'll be impatient and won't ask him to do it again next time.

That sounds normal enough to me... and i'm sure my OH would agree too....

martin46585

As the beautiful bride enters the church, her head bowed, she first gets a glimpse of the "aisle", carrying on, she then sees the "alter", further on up the church she goes and then sees "you",
and so the law is laid
Aisle alter you....:D








one of B. graces... i thnk

razor8

martin46585 wrote: »

As the beautiful bride enters the church, her head bowed, she first gets a glimpse of the "aisle", carrying on, she then sees the "alter", further on up the church she goes and then sees "you",
and so the law is laid
Aisle alter you....:D








one of B. graces... i thnk

get ur coat!

Mrs Farmer

hard to beat B. Grace.
frustrating trying to farm these days with all the rain.

johngalway

What is this marriage thing you speak of

20silkcut

Mrs Farmer wrote: »

hard to beat B. Grace.
frustrating trying to farm these days with all the rain.

it is but it would be worse without it.