Manchester United Talk/Gossip/Rumours Thread 11/12

MoscowFlyer

Rochey18 wrote: »

Maybe because Inter are in for him it is forcing our hand to go in for him now?

Or maybe they are putting rumours out there to try and get Inter to up their price? I really don't think we have a genuine interest tbh

Blatter

Mr Alan wrote: »

You trust Lipton?! He's a horrendous journalist. One of the worst around.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt9elfwV8cU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Yeah, I actually do. A lot more than most other journalists.

I've seen that video before and I don't see how it paints Lipton in a negative light at all. All the top journos have sources that they don't reveal, that is just fact and everybody knows it.

Why the hell would Lipton bend and tell her his source? It would have been just retarded if he did. Your one came across as a right bellend in that clip tbh.

Mr Alan

Nah I disagree totally, the majority of journos invent their sources & most of their stories. Seeing Lipton called on it & squirm like that was brilliant.

Hunter Mahan

Mr Alan wrote: »

Nah I disagree totally, the majority of journos invent their sources & most of their stories. Seeing Lipton called on it & squirm like that was brilliant.

Now that is a ridiculous statement "the majority of journos invent their sources & most of their stories"

I'm sure I don't have to explain why. I could have accepted it if you replaced majority and most with some.

kryogen

I have said it before and I will say it again, will be absolutely astonished if there is anything in the Lucas stories as much as I would like him at the club, if he comes one of two things are happening, Nani is leaving or there are going to be some odd attempts to get people into the team.

He is a number 10, but he can play as a winger now problem, he is not a central midfield player though. No way shape or form, it would be a great time to sign him when he is so young, he has all the skills and pace of Ronaldo but he is not as physically designed for football if you know what I mean, he is not tall or powerful built. He is one of the most skillful players I have watched over the last few months of South American football and his trickery would really add something.

But only if Nani is going, or maybe if Kag is going to be shoe horned into the middle of the park.

I really don't see the truth in this, besides, the delegation that they are talking about was in Brazil last week too Maybe they came home and went back or maybe its a different delegation! That time it was to sign Ganso naturally.

I assume hi jacking Chelseas move for Oscar will be next then just flat out signing Neymar

Mitch Connor

SIGN A GOD DAMN TRADITIONAL PLAYS IN THE CENTRE OF THE PARK TACKLES AND PASS SHOWING SO BLEEDING PRESENCE AND DETERMINATION CENTRAL MIDFIELDER.


AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

Patsy fyre

Mitch Connor wrote: »

SIGN A GOD DAMN TRADITIONAL PLAYS IN THE CENTRE OF THE PARK TACKLES AND PASS SHOWING SO BLEEDING PRESENCE AND DETERMINATION CENTRAL MIDFIELDER.


AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

Fenix

Mitch Connor wrote: »

SIGN A GOD DAMN TRADITIONAL PLAYS IN THE CENTRE OF THE PARK TACKLES AND PASS SHOWING SO BLEEDING PRESENCE AND DETERMINATION CENTRAL MIDFIELDER.


AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

Yea, do that. Then stick him Right back and leave raf on bench.

Jimmy Iovine

The Man Utd Facebook account on Twitter is comedy gold.

itis ironic that ji-sung samurai leaves now when shinji cums in... literally cuz of his porny wife hehehe

IvySlayer

Lipton was obviously lying in that, you could see the panic in his eyes :pac:

J. Marston

dahat wrote: »

"Manchester United are one of the best teams in the world , Liverpool ? Are they still in the first league ? " - Lucas Moura

If he never comes i will forever laugh at this statement!!!!

That's not real, is it? Sounds like something taken off the United facebook page.

Samich

New Manchester United signing Shinji Kagawa has moved to Manchester with his Asian pornstar missus, Ameri Ichinose.

"It can be difficult moving to a new country, but I will do all I can to welcome them and I will treat Shinji like a brother", said Ryan Giggs

Fart

Ichinose... what a very odd surname.

Samich

Fart wrote: »

Ichinose... what a very odd surname.

Should have been Ijapanose

Liam O

Samich wrote: »

Should have been Ijapanose

no.

Samich

Liam O wrote: »

no.

k

kippy

Hunter Mahan wrote: »

Now that is a ridiculous statement "the majority of journos invent their sources & most of their stories"

I'm sure I don't have to explain why. I could have accepted it if you replaced majority and most with some.

I agree with mr alan and those calling lipton for what he is.
Perhaps the statement in italics could be changed to:
The majority of soccer journos writing speculative crap about transfers generally invent the stuff from thin air, citing sources that don't exist.

I mean FFS, the guy writes for the mirror......
http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Transfer-Speculation/2012/Jul/manchester-united-transfer-rumours-and-gossip-july-2012.aspx
Thats just this months rumours. United are linked with tens of players every month of the year, the majority of it reported in the red tops, citing "dressing room sources" or "sources close to the club". Obviously the majority of it is bull.
I can't believe that a few posters here don't see these reports for what they are.

mufcboy1999

Welcome to manchester ameri

Ryan giggs

MagicMarker

jesus ****ing christ

*unfollows*

mufcboy1999

MagicMarker wrote: »

jesus ****ing christ

*unfollows*

was going to say jt but giggs is worse , his own brother how low can you get.

Samich

@mufcboy

You made me laugh for the first time today online

The_Kew_Tour

Painful times in every sense.

homerjay2005

if we dont tie up a midfielder in the next week, history shows we dont sign many players once the team leaves for pre season.

im starting to get worried and i think Baines could be out lot.

i wouldnt be at all surprised if Fergie plays Kagawa in a midfield 2 and thats our lot then or even Kagawa in a 4-3-3 with valencia and nani ahead of him, behind Rooney.

Mr.Crinklewood

mufcboy1999 wrote: »

was going to say jt but giggs is worse , his own brother how low can you get.

Depends on what Natasha asked them to do...

titan18

We should play Kagawa's gf. Might be able to handle the opposite team by herself.

homerjay2005

are those pornstar rumours just a big pile of lies?

titan18

homerjay2005 wrote: »

are those pornstar rumours just a big pile of lies?

Nah, provided she's actually his gf, then my googling checks out

Owen_S

homerjay2005 wrote: »

are those pornstar rumours just a big pile of lies?

Appears to be true, the lads in the video I saw would testify(there was more than one there at the time :eek:)

mufcboy1999

Samich wrote: »

@mufcboy

You made me laugh for the first time today online

Lol that post had the potential for serious backlash and I'm not exactly mr popular on this thread

Tried searching for her on youporn with no joy , damn it :P

kryogen

For anybody interested

http://www.premierleague.com/content/dam/premierleague/site-content/News/publications/other/premier-league-retained-list.pdf

I was interested more so for the juniors obviously

Samich

Last season it was creativity we wanted. Rooney can do it but he's not as dangerous. Kagawa allows Rooney to be a bigger threat.

We're good defensively when our back 4 is settled. Scholes gives the ball to our playmakers. Cleverly can give it to our attacking players.

Your Airbag

Hmmm looks like this pornstar stuff is true. Ameri Ichinose is her name

Here they are together




and a cropped photo of her to make it thread safe



The opposition fans will have a field day with the chants.

Bloody stunner though

Pro. F

Mr Alan wrote: »

You trust Lipton?! He's a horrendous journalist. One of the worst around.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt9elfwV8cU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I find that video quite meh. I have no idea whether he is a reliable journalist or not. But far more importantly, that video led me on to this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q52LSzUtv28

...and I thank you for bringing her into my life.

Samich

Your Airbag wrote: »

Hmmm looks like this pornstar stuff is true. Ameri Ichinose is her name

Here they are together




and a cropped photo of her to make it thread safe



The opposition fans will have a field day with the chants.

Bloody stunner though

Awh she's way too sound looking to be a pornstar, she's obviously done it out of neccessity for a young chinese boy who needs to undergo a very expensive operation. That's it yup.

Your Airbag

Samich wrote: »

Awh she's way too sound looking to be a pornstar, she's obviously done it out of neccessity for a young chinese boy who needs to undergo a very expensive operation. That's it yup.

Well as UTD fans its our duty to thoroughly research the matter fully and collect as much data as possilbe in order to make an accurate judgement.

Now where did I leave my hand moisturiser.

Cantona's Collars

Samich wrote: »

Awh she's way too sound looking to be a pornstar, she's obviously done it out of neccessity for a young chinese boy who needs to undergo a very expensive operation. That's it yup.

I did a bit of research;),she's far from sound looking in some of her 'work'.I could imagine the conversations when both arrive home: Shinji- "I scored today"....Ameri- "Bet I scored more than you love".

POSSY

Your Airbag wrote: »

Hmmm looks like this pornstar stuff is true. Ameri Ichinose is her name

Here they are together




and a cropped photo of her to make it thread safe



The opposition fans will have a field day with the chants.

Bloody stunner though

"Park, Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country,
But it could be worse,
You could be Amerieee,
$ucking c0ck and licking gee"

Edit: Be kind mods.

Mr.Crinklewood

POSSY wrote: »

"Park, Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country,
But it could be worse,
You could be Amerieee,
$ucking c0ck and licking gee"

Edit: Be kind mods.

Nothing much wrong with your chant..

Your Airbag

POSSY wrote: »

"Park, Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country,
But it could be worse,
You could be Amerieee,
$ucking c0ck and licking gee"

Edit: Be kind mods.

Ryans not on the pitch
hes nowhere to be seen
plz tell us where oh where is Giggsy
Shinjis on the pitch
giving his all for the team
that must mean ryans in his house giving it to Ameriee.


*Gets coat*

mufcboy1999

zerks wrote: »

Samich wrote: »

Awh she's way too sound looking to be a pornstar, she's obviously done it out of neccessity for a young chinese boy who needs to undergo a very expensive operation. That's it yup.

I did a bit of research;),she's far from sound looking in some of her 'work'.I could imagine the conversations when both arrive home: Shinji- "I scored today"....Ameri- "Bet I scored more than you love".

Link please

Professional Griefer

So......the preseason tour starts in 7 days. Thank ****.

Jules.Winnfield

kryogen wrote: »

For anybody interested

http://www.premierleague.com/content/dam/premierleague/site-content/News/publications/other/premier-league-retained-list.pdf

I was interested more so for the juniors obviously

I'm slightly worried tho that Petrucci and Blackett are listed as offer assuming that means the club means they have offered them terms and nothing is in place

Edit: Thankfully tho it looks as if Bebe has been retained HALLELUJAH!!! :-P

kryogen

Jules.Winnfield wrote: »

I'm slightly worried tho that Petrucci and Blackett are listed as offer assuming that means the club means they have offered them terms and nothing is in place

Edit: Thankfully tho it looks as if Bebe has been retained HALLELUJAH!!! :-P

Don't think it is fully up to date, afaik Petrucci has signed on, those were the reports last week anyway, and I am almost sure I read that Blackett had signed too thankfully

UnitedIrishman

zerks wrote: »

I did a bit of research;),she's far from sound looking in some of her 'work'.I could imagine the conversations when both arrive home: Shinji- "I scored today"....Ameri- "Bet I scored more than you love".

I don't believe any of you. Going to have to look into this for myself.

Blatter

http://sg.sports.yahoo.com/blogs/fit-to-post-sports/shinji-kagawa-pornstar-wag-ameri-ichinose-090416853.html

Looks like Shinji Kagawa is bringing entertainment not just on the Old Trafford pitch, but off it as well.
The new Manchester United midfielder, signed from German champions Borussia Dortmund for S$33.5million (£17million) over the summer, is apparently not the Japanese boy-next-door as he appears to be.
One look at his girlfriend, who can fittingly be called a Red Devil herself, and you will know what I mean.

Ameri Ichinose is a Japanese adult entertainer -- or put it bluntly a porn star. A quick search on the web will provide you a pretty good idea of what she will bring to the Old Trafford stands when the new season kicks off.
The 24-year-old, who has also worked under the names adult entertainment sensations Erika Kurisu and Ayaka Misora, started appearing in porn movies in 2006 following a successful career as a glamour model.
And with Kagawa's meteoric rise to fame during his dazzling two-year spell at Borussia Dortmund and his big-money move to United, it's little surprise the pair found their way into each others' arms.
His personal life aside, Sir Alex Ferguson and United fans will be hoping the Japan international will be firing on all cylinders on the pitch rather than off it, especially when Ameri has made no secret of her love for sex, saying, "the nastier the better".
If the 23-year-old fails to deliver on the pitch, be sure that Fergie will not hesitate to give dish him the treatment David Beckham received due to the distraction which came in the form of his wife Victoria.

Kylo Ren

The Floyd p

Just watching the 4-1 against Liverpool at OT on ESPN Classic. the co-commentator said at the start of the match that he believes Michael Carrick to be the best holding midfielder in the world. In March 2009.

Did anyone here ever rate Michael Carrick that highly? Even though they were the defending Premier League and Champions League champions.

Mikeyt086

Kagawa chants is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BRv9wGf5pk

"I'VE GOT KAGAWA!"

J. Marston

To the tune of Radio Ga Ga:

All we need is Shinji Kagawa *clap clap* Shinji Kagawa *clap clap* Shinji Kagawa *clap clap* (repeat)

Not my work, saw it on Redcafe.

Kylo Ren

Shinji, where ever you may be

Your girlfriend's in pornography

It could be worse, she could be scouse

Tenner for a quicky in your council house