TV3 - Psychic Readings Live

Sharpshooter

Sean:
I cheated on her.

Starella:

You cheated on her?

Starella:

Send her a card to say sorry.

Jesus Sean, talking to you mother is free...and you have the added bonus that she only has your best interests at heart.

Talk to yore ma.

Stuck Cone

Grayditch wrote: »

He was shiiiiite.

All trolls efforts are worthy efforts, huzzah

Holsten

I can see myself getting dragged into watching this show just like those late night quizzes they used to have, so much entertainment.

RGDATA!

RGDATA! wrote: »

yes, i actually signed up for the free psychic reading from Norah last night with my spam me email address and completely forgot. off to check now

"Hi xxxxx,

I wanted to write you quickly and let you know that I've made your case a priority. After my initial assessment of the information you provided on my website, it's clear that there is an important event coming in your near future.

I'll do a complete analysis tonight and see what it is, and what I can do to assist you.

Norah"

Jimmy Iovine

I'd say they'll cut you off if you're talking ****e from now on.

I reckon it's best just to go straight for the jugular and tell her she's a fúcking tramp who steals everyone's money.

RingTheAlarm!

Lads Wayne hasn't been on the screen for the last while, and she said he's taking a call?!

The Shlong

TheFreshPrince wrote: »

Heres the score folks, theres roughly a 3 second delay from call to broadcast, and operators are screening.

sounds about right, ah f$£%

telekon

I'm psychic. Check this out...

I...see....a plethora of old lonely women callers coming our way....

krustydoyle

RGDATA! wrote: »

"Hi xxxxx,

I wanted to write you quickly and let you know that I've made your case a priority. After my initial assessment of the information you provided on my website, it's clear that there is an important event coming in your near future.

I'll do a complete analysis tonight and see what it is, and what I can do to assist you.

Norah"

Result..

Dunny

Balls, they must have a big red button now.

Monsieur Folie

Jimmy Iovine wrote: »

I'd say they'll cut you off if you're talking ****e from now on.

I reckon it's best just to go straight for the jugular and tell her she's a fúcking tramp who steals everyone's money.

This is why the trolls will have to be super subtle. In-jokes that we'll get long before they do, that's what made the Fresh Prince such a success!

Stuck Cone

Im getting a sexual attraction to this woman



I hate myself right now

cristoir

Another young man! Here is to hopeing.

Basq

Q: What sign are you?
A: Scorpion!



HA HA HA HA HA!

RingTheAlarm!

George...

krustydoyle

Come on george...

efb

Now boards ads thinks I'm on the dole! I've to up at 7am!

George - give her hell!

Atavan-Halen

Hmm, George may be genuine I fear.

RGDATA!

not sure if troll?

The Shlong

Come on man get her!!! Pleeease!!

Jimmy Iovine

Be good George.

RingTheAlarm!

He's 30, sounds a bit....desperate... but stumbled on how long they had been going out...

10green bottles

Go George............PLEASSSSEE.........

dangerpowers

Jesus, going to have my work cut out between chatting with the girlie, posting here, playing online and watching some new entertainment, anyway time for bed!

TheFreshPrince

A few tips for anyone calling.

Know what your gonna say before the call.
Dont blow yer beans before the punchline.
Lead em into the punchline with positive reinforcement of what they are saying.
FATALITY!!

Headshot

how does one call from a mobile?

JonathanAnon

Like to BURY her???

Cherry_Cola

Influence the destiny of the relationship? Of course he can, he's half of it!

Sharpshooter

Stuck Cone wrote: »

Im getting a sexual attraction to this woman



I hate myself right now

Quoted.:D

RingTheAlarm!

Oh ffs George you need a kick up the arse instead of advice from Starella!!!