Price of a call girl

cloud493

So I was watching this episode of criminal minds, and they had this call girl right, and she got paid 10 grand a session! God almighty, fair bit that isn't it.

Yes. It is.

Kurz

Jaysus I was getting nothing like that when I worked in the call center.

akura

****:eek: she must be some ride

Fromthetrees

Sex for money, life is like a box of chocolates.

JustAddWater

cloud493 wrote: »

So I was watching this episode of criminal minds, and they had this call girl right, and she got paid 10 grand a session! God almighty, fair bit that isn't it.

I wouldn't pay more than three fiddy

electrobanana

She must be one of them with the golden vagina's id say.

GoldFour4

I suppose its a fair wage. Its not exactly a job you can do until your 65..

Biggins

akura wrote: »

****:eek: she must be some ride

I'll let you know in the morning.

Lando Griffin

Takes socks off; searches for Criminal Minds.

cloud493

They said they were paying for 'discretion' but who needs that much discretion. Christ.

supernova84

I wonder does he ask for a receipt

downwithpeace

Depend on how much you make an hour.

cloud493

downwithpeace wrote: »

Depend on how much you make an hour.

I think they said it was a 4 hour session. So thats..... $2500 an hour.

Pedant

About tree fiddy,

/exists

BBDBB

all he gave her was a tip

B.A._Baracus

10k is a bit unrealistic. That wouldnt be happening that often.

However, it should be said that alot of porn stars are also escorts. You see them listing 'their service' on websites. Often in the range of 1k - 3k for the hour :eek: But being parn stars I guess there will always be someone willing to fork it out.

downwithpeace

cloud493 wrote: »

I think they said it was a 4 hour session. So thats..... $2500 an hour.

Whoops, I was referring to the clients hourly pay

ravima

wots a 'parn' star??

Biggins

I went out with a hooker once.
She was fit as hell.
She wasn't too expensive a date either and she left early in the morning no hassle.

...Because she had a rugby game to play in.

Now what the hell were ye all thinking!

martinedwards

malachyscott wrote: »

I suppose its a fair wage. Its not exactly a job you can do until your 65..

Wayne Rooney might disagree.......

Biggins

martinedwards wrote: »

Wayne Rooney might disagree.......

Rooney's favourite tune:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsXJcIODLtQ

Doc Ruby

Still cheaper than getting married.

/thread

1ZRed

Doc Ruby wrote: »

Still cheaper than getting married.

/thread

Oh you went there *triple snap*

cloud493

But then you're only getting one session! Marriage is a long term investment.......

kfallon

For ten grand she'd want to be giving you some 'ring stinger' :pac:

Biggins

cloud493 wrote: »

But then you're only getting one session!

Not if your good.
She might give you a repeat performance after you give her a good clap!

im invisible

B.A._Baracus wrote: »

However, it should be said that alot of porn stars are also escorts. You see them listing 'their service' on websites. Often in the range of 1k - 3k for the hour :eek: But being parn stars I guess there will always be someone willing to fork it out.

well, i know what i'm doing next time i'm in vegas so


how long will $100 get me? no bother

mauzo

Biggins wrote: »

Not if your good.
She might give you a repeat performance after you give her a good clap!

I reckon she'll be the one giving you the clap...

BBDBB

im invisible wrote: »

well, i know what i'm doing next time i'm in vegas so


how long will $100 get me? no bother

long enough, provided you arent expecting change

Biggins

syndeyfife wrote: »

I reckon she'll be the one giving you the clap...

Depends too on where little Jonny has been playing before!

The_Thing

I think call girls would make for great biological weapons, especially if they could carry a payload such as this.

Piste

Cost of a Call Girl: Your dignity.

The Last Emperor

I usually pay between 20 and 40.

I've nailed 100+ hookers easy.

One time me and my flat mate were in England visiting a friend of his.
We went to this "nightclub" where you could basically purchase the girls that were floating about there.

I was stood at the bar and this blond chick sidles up to me.
I turn around and give it, "how you doing?", whilst simultaneously putting my hand on her ass.

As soon as my hand touched that soft velvet, the first words out of her mouth were, "fifty powwweend" (pounds), this big thick cockney accent, completely in contrast to her "butter wouldn't melt in my mouth" appearance.

Turns out you gotta give them fifty to start out with, buy them drinks all night, pay for the room etc etc.
Ends up at about 400 "powweend".

They're the priciest hookers I've ever heard of.

fullstop

Pedant wrote: »

About tree fiddy,

/exists

That's really clever and original

cloud493

I don't get the three fiddy thing :pac:

alphabeat

The Last Emperor wrote: »

I usually pay between 20 and 40.

I've nailed 100+ hookers easy.

yeah ,
you did alright

cloud493

downwithpeace wrote: »

Whoops, I was referring to the clients hourly pay

Oh I see. Your ones clients were all CEO's and big business men and what have you.

PrincessLola

The Last Emperor wrote: »

I usually pay between 20 and 40.

I've nailed 100+ hookers easy.

One time me and my flat mate were in England visiting a friend of his.
We went to this "nightclub" where you could basically purchase the girls that were floating about there.

I was stood at the bar and this blond chick sidles up to me.
I turn around and give it, "how you doing?", whilst simultaneously putting my hand on her ass.

As soon as my hand touched that soft velvet, the first words out of her mouth were, "fifty powwweend" (pounds), this big thick cockney accent, completely in contrast to her "butter wouldn't melt in my mouth" appearance.

Turns out you gotta give them fifty to start out with, buy them drinks all night, pay for the room etc etc.
Ends up at about 400 "powweend".

They're the priciest hookers I've ever heard of.

:pac:

"I've nailed 100+ hookers easy."

LOL. OK then.

starbelgrade

The Last Emperor wrote: »

I usually pay between 20 and 40.

Let's play, "Spot the Virgin".

cloud493

Wouldn't fancy a hooker would you? Be a bit odd like. You'd do it, you'd give her a tenner or what have you, done. Wouldn't fancy it.

vicwatson

cloud493 wrote: »

So I was watching this episode of criminal minds, and they had this call girl right, and she got paid 10 grand a session! God almighty, fair bit that isn't it.

So why were you watching it? so so so so so so so, so?

Were you not just.... I was watching......

Rabies

Pedant wrote: »

About tree fiddy,

/exists

http://th1093.photobucket.com/albums/i426/jdegroff/th_tumblr_lgbilzDkVB1qf8yek.gif




OP, $10k for a hooker? Jesus, you'd buy hot thai bride (check between the legs first) and her village for that. TV show or not, that money is stupid. What kind of crazy crap would someone be getting up to for that money

Mr. Rager

The Last Emperor wrote: »

I usually pay between 20 and 40.

I've nailed 100+ hookers easy.

One time me and my flat mate were in England visiting a friend of his.
We went to this "nightclub" where you could basically purchase the girls that were floating about there.

I was stood at the bar and this blond chick sidles up to me.
I turn around and give it, "how you doing?", whilst simultaneously putting my hand on her ass.

As soon as my hand touched that soft velvet, the first words out of her mouth were, "fifty powwweend" (pounds), this big thick cockney accent, completely in contrast to her "butter wouldn't melt in my mouth" appearance.

Turns out you gotta give them fifty to start out with, buy them drinks all night, pay for the room etc etc.
Ends up at about 400 "powweend".

They're the priciest hookers I've ever heard of.

Are you Jay out of the Inbetweeners?

StupidLikeAFox

Well for people saying it oesnt happen, there was this guy who was governor of New York and had to resign over a prostitution scandal
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eliot_Spitzer_prostitution_scandal

Spitzer reportedly had at least seven liaisons with prostitutes from the agency over six months, and paid more than $15,000 for their services. Federal agents had him under surveillance twice in 2008. According to published reports, investigators believe Spitzer paid up to $80,000 for prostitutes over a period of several years — first while he was attorney general, and later as governor.

Funglegunk

It'd be like riding a retail cashier except she wouldn't take laser.

gammygils

Should leave the light on at that price!!!

anthonyos

i worked with a fella that worked once in a brothel the dearest was 450 an hour call out she was Russian and once a week he drove her so a barrister woman on the south side for a 1 hour service and he got 100 tip for waiting not bad:)

tan11ie

Funglegunk wrote: »

It'd be like riding a retail cashier except she wouldn't take laser.

A cha-ching with every thrust

Ellis Dee

cloud493 wrote: »

So I was watching this episode of criminal minds, and they had this call girl right, and she got paid 10 grand a session! God almighty, fair bit that isn't it.

I always thought Criminal Minds was fiction.:rolleyes:

But if anyone is paying that kind of dosh to ride a slapper, no matter how good -looking she is for now, then it just proves that some people have far too much money.:):)

Gummy Panda

anthonyos wrote: »

i worked with a fella that worked once in a brothel the dearest was 450 an hour call out she was Russian and once a week he drove her so a barrister woman on the south side for a 1 hour service and he got 100 tip for waiting not bad:)

I say there was a lot of scissoring going on there