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Price of a call girl

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  • #52
    Gunmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,067 ✭✭✭Gunmonkey


    The Last Emperor wrote: »
    I usually pay between 20 and 40.

    I've nailed 100+ hookers easy.

    Enough of your work as a manacurist.


    Funglegunk wrote: »
    It'd be like riding a retail cashier except she wouldn't take laser.

    Do ya get Clubcard points from a call girl? Do only Irish girls count to the "Item originated from Ireland" mark on the recipt?

    What happens if ya try sneak it in the back, do you get the "Unexpected item detected....please remove the item from the bagging area" message?


  • #53
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    The Last Emperor wrote: »
    I usually pay between 20 and 40.

    :eek:

    you only pay 20 - 40??? who are ya shagging? strung out crack addicts?

    so i guess these are crossed off your bucket list then!!

    Herpes
    Gonorrhea
    Crabs
    Chlamydia
    Genital Warts
    HIV


  • #54
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Funglegunk wrote: »
    It'd be like riding a retail cashier except she wouldn't take laser.


    *tannoy

    BING BONG ..........."this is a customer service announcement......spillage in aisle 2, please take care, thankyou"..........


  • #55
    Dancor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,624 ✭✭✭Dancor


    Mr. Rager wrote: »
    Are you Jay out of the Inbetweeners?

    No he isnt, the hooker would have ended up paying Jay.


  • #56
    goose2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    :eek:

    you only pay 20 - 40??? who are ya shagging? strung out crack addicts?

    so i guess these are crossed off your bucket list then!!

    Herpes
    Gonorrhea
    Crabs
    Chlamydia
    Genital Warts
    HIV

    easy - get a €500/hr girl, and finish in two minutes. Result!


  • #57
    earpiece
    Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    cloud493 wrote: »
    I don't get the three fiddy thing :pac:


    It's a contribution to a thread by folk whom really have nothing to contribute.

    Also, It used to be 'two fiddy'...... but that's inflation for you!!!!


  • #58
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    cloud493 wrote: »
    I don't get the three fiddy thing :pac:

    this is what three fiddy is about




  • #59
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    A chick would have to be incredibly hot to consider spending a grand on never mind ten (not that I would). Actually you would probably be better off with a minger because if she was incredibly hot it would probably all be over in seconds.


  • #60
    Varied
    Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Varied


    cloud493 wrote: »
    God almighty, fair bit that isn't it.

    I love this statement. :D:D:D


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  • #61
    qwerty93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 221 ✭✭qwerty93


    Mr. Rager wrote: »
    Are you Jay out of the Inbetweeners?

    haha the first thing that came to my mind


  • #62
    sgb
    Registered Users Posts: 770 ✭✭✭sgb


    I was in England a couple of months ago and was approached by a women who offered me a "lovely blow job for £10"

    I declined


  • #63
    Degag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,982 ✭✭✭Degag


    malachyscott wrote: »
    I suppose its a fair wage. Its not exactly a job you can do until your 65..
    Wayne Rooney disagrees!

    edit: Beaten to it!


  • #64
    flanders1979
    Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    If I was that desperate I would insist on cleaning her out with a bottlebrush beforehand no matter how "classy" she may be.


  • #65
    Funglegunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Funglegunk


    BBDBB wrote: »
    *tannoy

    BING BONG ..........."this is a customer service announcement......spillage in aisle 2, please take care, thankyou"..........

    It's more the disinterested, get-you-out-the-door thing. I hate shopping in retail places.


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