Sex Tax

frag420

So there is an interesting letter in todays Indo............tongue in cheek but worth a read

http://www.independent.ie/opinion/letters/sex-tax-could-get-us-back-in-the-black-3140773.html

Now that we have the household charge, and water charges are on the way, the next charge that the Government will impose that impacts on daily lives will be a tax on sex.
In my opinion such a tax would be fairer than the above two. It satisfies two of Adam Smith's canons of taxation.
It can be easily collected by having an electronic device attached to the bed. The vibrations from the performance of the sexual act will then be transmitted to said device. The gadget will record the duration of the act.
The tax will then be levied on a proportionate basis -- proportionality being another of Mr Smith's parameters -- based on the number of sexual acts between one and nine, and on a progressive basis for numbers over nine..............................


Got me thinking about how this would work............Will this machine be calibrated for those who like a little something extra.
Will I be taxed more for a threesome or an orgy??
What if I dont orgasm, can I claim back credits
What if I give the lucky lady multiple orgasms, will she be taxed more?

Your thoughts..............

biko

frag420 wrote: »

Your thoughts..............

Will it stop raining later?

Mr.Crinklewood

If we don't have sex the government will still find some way to **** us.

don't have sex in bed anymore so

Sunnyisland

If you didn't pay it would you see the revenue coming.........................

smash

Apparently our opinions on what's worth a read differ quite a bit...

Dravokivich

Jaysus, would this mean rapists will also get stung for tax evasion?

danniemcq

won't somebody think of the priests?

will they be able to afford it?

tenandtracer

Does a **** count?

danniemcq

tenandtracer wrote: »

Does a **** count?

self employed tax break?

stephendevlin

tenandtracer wrote: »

Does a **** count?

You can claim it back after you get your P60

Gurgle

frag420 wrote: »

So there is an interesting letter in todays Indo

Failed right there.

bbam

Great.
Another reason for sex in the bath/shower. Bring it on

Crooked Jack

bbam wrote: »

Great.
Another reason for sex in the bath/shower. Bring it on

Sex in the bath sounds good but in reality (unless you have a massive bath) it's just awkward and leaves a terrible mess. It's a bit like sex on the beach in that regard, it sounds like a great idea but nobody wants sand in their fanny. Give me her hoofed over the kitchen table or sittin on the arm rest of the couch any day.

ejmaztec

biko wrote: »

Will it stop raining later?

It won't stop until they introduce a rain-tax.

Jester252

ye I wont be getting taxed

bbam

Crooked Jack wrote: »

Sex in the bath sounds good but in reality (unless you have a massive bath) it's just awkward and leaves a terrible mess. It's a bit like sex on the beach in that regard, it sounds like a great idea but nobody wants sand in their fanny. Give me her hoofed over the kitchen table or sittin on the arm rest of the couch any day.

Indeed.
Que large double ended bath with massage jets and all. May as well go the whole hog and be comfortable too.

Vizzy

Will there be VAT at the point of entry ?

Crooked Jack

bbam wrote: »

Indeed.
Que large double ended bath with massage jets and all. May as well go the whole hog and be comfortable too.

See that sounds much nice than my ****ty plastic tub. It's all right angles, boiling water and about as wide as a pencil case

Princess Peach

frag420 wrote: »

The gadget will record the duration of the act.

Should be pretty cheap for most guys so.

Yawns

There already is a tax on sex.

It's called children.





Also if u wear protection you pay tax on condoms etc

The tax could be heavier for those who are "Ridin" (for fun) and less for those who pro-create.

Stark

frag420 wrote: »

So there is an interesting letter in todays Indo............tongue in cheek but worth a read

http://www.independent.ie/opinion/letters/sex-tax-could-get-us-back-in-the-black-3140773.html

How drole. What's tomorrow's article? "Why did the chicken cross the road?", "Microsoft Husband 2.0"?

Captain Morgan Freeman

The idea of getting value for money would mean an end to the suspicion that she's faking it every time.

BBDBB

Sex tax?

Value Added!

noahthecat11

What about the priests !!!!

christmas2012

I wouldnt be suprised if they brought it in a couple of years,they brought in a sex tax or something along those lines,a tax for children perhaps,all tounge and cheek on the independant but when it comes down to it they will be able to afford the tax we wont..
its irresponsible to talk about stuff like this,it could give a few politicians reading it ideas..

Gunmonkey

ejmaztec wrote: »

It won't stop until they introduce a rain-tax.

Probably be tied into the property tax, pay based on the amount of water that lands within the bounds of your property. Cue Phil Hogan driving round chucking buckets of water into peoples front yards.

TD's will, of course, get an expense to build a giant retractable umbrella on top of their properties. Free from planning, naturally!!

noahthecat11 wrote: »

What about the priests !!!!

Arent religious institutions tax exempt?

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

biko wrote: »

frag420 wrote: »

Your thoughts..............

Will it stop raining later?

Hilarious. The cnuts who thanked it are serious brown nosers.

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nua domhan

Will accountants still be using the 'Double Entry' system?