secrets..they don't know you know..

bunnymunro

Do you know any secrets about someone that they dont know you know....For example i know a girl who used to be on the game..happened to find out in the pub one night when my mate drunkenly told me hed shagged her a few years before after getting her no off an escort site..she has no idea i know and i doubt my mate even remembers telling me as he was hammered and never mentioned it again..havent brought it up with him myself as he almost married at this stage and itd be a pretty awkward convo...bump into the girl at various festivals etc .. cant imagine she has a clue i know what i do ....so share your own secrets your gonna take to the grave about peeps you know boardsies...

Birneybau

Should be worth a free ride for you

I know who killed J.R. too, popular boardsie, I've said too much...

KoolKid

I know some juicy ones but I can't post it here as they are boardsie's too & they know who I am .;)

Sauve

bunnymunro wrote: »

..so share your own secrets your gonna take to the grave about peeps you know boardsies...

Are you serious? You do realise that THOUSANDS of people read this forum?

Biggins

bunnymunro wrote: »

Do you know any secrets about someone that they dont know you know...

Yes.

abouttobebanned

There is no God.

Diego Maradona

I killed a man

mattjack

bunnymunro wrote: »

Do you know any secrets about someone that they dont know you know....For example i know a girl who used to be on the game..happened to find out in the pub one night when my mate drunkenly told me hed shagged her a few years before after getting her no off an escort site..she has no idea i know and i doubt my mate even remembers telling me as he was hammered and never mentioned it again..havent brought it up with him myself as he almost married at this stage and itd be a pretty awkward convo...bump into the girl at various festivals etc .. cant imagine she has a clue i know what i do ....so share your own secrets your gonna take to the grave about peeps you know boardsies...

If you were best man at the wedding and you were to invite that girl as your guest.... a Carlsberg moment.

Sunnyisland

If I tell they wont be secrets no more.

Rasheed

Cool subject! Much like your story, my friend confided drunkenly in me that she isn't sure if her boyfriend is the daddy of her baby! She slept with him and had a one night stand around the same time. She was hammered when she told and I never let on since, I don't want to embarrass her!

hairyprincess

I know about a child my exes friend has. The family have no contract with the child so it's not widely known about.

I know my ex is a complete bollix, not sure he knows I know. Or even that he knows :pac:

neemish

bunnymunro wrote: »

Do you know any secrets about someone that they dont know you know...

Yes

Sunnyisland

hairyprincess wrote: »

I know about a child my exes friend has. The family have no contract with the child so it's not widely known about.

I know my ex is a complete bollix, not sure he knows I know. Our even that he knows :pac:

Thats a lot to know :P

hairyprincess

realies wrote: »

hairyprincess wrote: »

I know about a child my exes friend has. The family have no contract with the child so it's not widely known about.

I know my ex is a complete bollix, not sure he knows I know. Our even that he knows :pac:

Thats a lot to know :P

I know!! My brain is fried!

Pottler

Diego Maradona wrote: »

I killed a man

You killed more than one, a nation died watching ya, ya handballing dwarf. And we saw what you did with that air-rifle.

Nodin

Diego Maradona wrote: »

I killed a man

in Reno?

bunnymunro

Sauve wrote: »

Are you serious? You do realise that THOUSANDS of people read this forum?

Coarse im serious..:D its good to unburden the soul...sure if your that worried about being found out set up an aul throwaway account ...set yourself free my friend...:D:D

Napper Hawkins

Nobody knows that I know who put the screw in the tuna.

Well whadya know, now you know!

mattjack

My uncle fought in Vietnam.He survived and is the restaurant business.

Good 'ol uncle Din Luc Po.

Biggins

Originally Posted by Diego Maradona
I killed a man

Nodin wrote: »

in Reno?

Just to watch him die?

Pottler

mattjack wrote: »

My uncle fought in Vietnam.He survived and is the restaurant business.

Good 'ol uncle Din Luc Po.

Is he still married to Yu Wan Ho ? Great girl she was.

RaRaRasputin

I'd pay a **** load of money not to know some secrets.. please erase my knowledge of my gf's father keeping a dildo in his wardrobe.

not yet

Imagine the nasty secrets a priest would know after years of confession....

Bless me father for I have sinned

KoolKid

And that's just from talking to the other priests while suppin the wine.

Pantsface

RaRaRasputin wrote: »

I'd pay a **** load of money not to know some secrets.. please erase my knowledge of my gf's father keeping a dildo in his wardrobe.

:eek:

bunnymunro

RaRaRasputin wrote: »

I'd pay a **** load of money not to know some secrets.. please erase my knowledge of my gf's father keeping a dildo in his wardrobe.

Surely more details are required here...howd you come across it...how big etc etc:D

Nodin

RaRaRasputin wrote: »

I'd pay a **** load of money not to know some secrets.. please erase my knowledge of my gf's father keeping a dildo in his wardrobe.

Ye gave it a sneaky sniff, didn't ye....

mattjack

RaRaRasputin wrote: »

I'd pay a **** load of money not to know some secrets.. please erase my knowledge of my gf's father keeping a dildo in his wardrobe.

That's not a secret, sure she left one on the 40A before.

RaRaRasputin

You don't want to know

Odysseus

I get paid to listen to people's secrets.

bunnymunro

RaRaRasputin wrote: »

You don't want to know

Im sure i speak for everyone here when I say i do..:D

RaRaRasputin

Well...it wasn't me who spotted it but my gf's sister who felt the need to spread word of her great discovery. It was a rather basic and cheap version I think.We still don't know who uses it on who or what, but I didn't feel like collecting evidence.

Imagination can both be a boon and bane..let's say I don't want to sleep on daddy's side of that bed when they go on holiday.

Boscoirl

RaRaRasputin wrote: »

I'd pay a **** load of money not to know some secrets.. please erase my knowledge of my gf's father keeping a dildo in his wardrobe.

Are you sure it's just his?maybe it's a communal one, and it was his turn to keep it in the wardrobe

Mr Benevolent

RaRaRasputin wrote: »

Well...it wasn't me who spotted it but my gf's sister who felt the need to spread word of her great discovery. It was a rather basic and cheap version I think.We still don't know who uses it on who or what, but I didn't feel like collecting evidence.

Imagination can both be a boon and bane..let's say I don't want to sleep on daddy's side of that bed when they go on holiday.

I really don't see the problem. Have you had your prostate gland surgically removed or something?

u_c_thesecond

A couple i know have both been sleeping with other people on each other, and they think no one knows. But i do:-)

Red Hand

Odysseus wrote: »

I get paid to listen to people's secrets.

As you often tell us.:) You should be paying us.

The Radiator

abouttobebanned wrote: »

There is no God.

I'm surprised we got six posts in before this

bunnymunro

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

A couple i know have both been sleeping with other people on each other, and they think no one knows. But i do:-)

durty dawg are you shaggin both of them!!

Hardonraging

I dated a boardsie a number of years ago .... and she broke my heart .. :eek:

AnonoBoy

I know lots of secrets about people but can't reveal them because it would give away the fact that I can read minds.

Dr Expired

bunnymunro wrote: »

Do you know any secrets about someone that they dont know you know....For example i know a girl who used to be on the game..happened to find out in the pub one night when my mate drunkenly told me hed shagged her a few years before after getting her no off an escort site..she has no idea i know and i doubt my mate even remembers telling me as he was hammered and never mentioned it again..havent brought it up with him myself as he almost married at this stage and itd be a pretty awkward convo...bump into the girl at various festivals etc .. cant imagine she has a clue i know what i do ....so share your own secrets your gonna take to the grave about peeps you know boardsies...

Get a life.....feck'in gob-sh1t.

Odysseus

Red Hand wrote: »

As you often tell us.:) You should be paying us.

You don't get the really good stuff;) but thankfully you don't get the really messed up stuff:eek:

Red Hand

Odysseus wrote: »

You don't get the really good stuff;) but thankfully you don't get the really messed up stuff:eek:

How does that make you feel?, Please, take your time...we have an hour....:pac:

Odysseus

Red Hand wrote: »

How does that make you feel?, Please, take your time...we have an hour....:pac:

Some one has that job, the HSE pay him to listen to me for 90 mins a month

Red Hand

Odysseus wrote: »

Some one has that job, the HSE pay him to listen to me for 90 mins a month

But I care. And I have really large ears, like a Fennec Fox's. Great for listening.

Now, not to jump straight into the business end of things, but I operate on a sliding scale. I take all major credit cards/cash/jewlery/blood diamonds whatever you got.;)

Donnielighto

I know a guy that's banging a crossdresser despite going out with a smoking hottie. Not sure if I should tell her :-\

Odysseus

Red Hand wrote: »

But I care. And I have really large ears, like a Fennec Fox's. Great for listening.

Now, not to jump straight into the business end of things, but I operate on a sliding scale. I take all major credit cards/cash/jewlery/blood diamonds whatever you got.;)

See that is the problem, I'm a psychoanalyst we are not known for empathy. I like you fee structure, I would if I could introduce that in the methadone clinic

The Radiator

Know

u_c_thesecond

bunnymunro wrote: »

durty dawg are you shaggin both of them!!

ha ha:) no my dear dont think my husband would like that

i know because the girl the mans shagging is my cousin

And the guy the girls shagging told me thay were having an affair

Im staying outta it- not my business!!!

Johro

Birneybau wrote: »

Should be worth a free ride for you

I know who killed J.R. too, popular boardsie, I've said too much...

SUE ELLEN!!! IT WAS SUE ELLEN!!!!!!

dodderangler

When I was 19 I shot a guy in laos from a thousand yards out 5 maybe 10 people in world could've made that shot