Maria Sharapova - Yay or Nay?

brummytom

This is my first sober thread of this year - congratulations me.


I was just talking to a friend there and we got onto the subject of Russian girls. I said that, on the whole, I didn't find them attractive. He said Russian girls are fit, and put forward the above as an example.

I said I didn't find her attractive - yeah, she's got a good body, but she's got a moose face.

He said "She's really fit. 99% of people think she's amazing"

...Do they?


I'm happy to be proven wrong, maybe I've just got very strange taste in girls, but what do you think of the grunter?

Also, she looks like an emo boy here

My name is URL

Nah, she's definitely a ride!

TheBody

It would take a team of Bolivian miners to get me out of her!! She is savage!!

Pherekydes

Pics, Brummy.

Sharapova is spectacular, but to each his own.

So pics...

Maybe http://rapidas.webcindario.com/jarmila_kratochvilova.jpg?

brummytom

Pherekydes wrote: »

Maybe http://rapidas.webcindario.com/jarmila_kratochvilova.jpg?

Whatever that is looks like my nan after falling into a vat of testosterone.

The Radiator

Oui

She is very nice

Biggins

Ja!

Jimoslimos

I'd prefer Martina Hingis tbh.

FullRetard

Jimoslimos wrote: »

I'd prefer Martina Hingis tbh.

:eek:

InTheTrees

She's a bit of a screamer though.

castletownman

It's her on court squeals that do it for me*.

She must be fierce durty.



*that and the fact that she is sexy!

Sabre0001

Stunning...and she's fairly good at tennis so we get to see her during tournaments too! Unlike that Kornikova tease.

Biggins

InTheTrees wrote: »

She's a bit of a screamer though.

All the better!

Red Hand

InTheTrees wrote: »

She's a bit of a screamer though.

And your problem with this, sir/madam, is what exactly?:pac:

holystungun9

She'd get it.

AnonoBoy

Of course she's fit, she's a professional athlete isn't she?

MJ23

The strength in those thighs must be unreal.

the groutch

don't think she'd be girlfriend material though, she's always asking for "new balls please"

Jimoslimos

FullRetard wrote: »

:eek:

Hingis scrubs up well off-court as well as being much more interesting than the dull Sharapova.

akura

She loves the fuzzy balls:pac:

TheBody

There is something about those short tennis skirts. Good Jaysus!!

Xavi6

Great body, decent enough face, but sounds annoying and is bit too tall for me.

P_1

Я бы ударил, что

karl_m

Looked through photos there, and jesus her in photoshoots is gorgeous, her during a match isn't half bad either. Granted she would tower over me. :P

brummytom

Well at least it's not quite 99%. Yet...

mikemac1

She's no Caroline Wozniacki

That lad from Co Down is some lucky fecker

friend and foe

i definitely would

cgpg5

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Hingis scrubs up well off-court as well as being much more interesting than the dull Sharapova.

Agree, didn't her and Kournikova play doubles together? Unbelievable stuff.

SHarapova is def a yay though

cgpg5

Sabine Lisecki is unbelievable too

3hn2givr7mx1sc

She'd get it twice on a Sunday.

mikemac1

mikemac1 wrote: »

She's no Caroline Wozniacki

Wozniacki??

WOOF!!

bnt

One lady that caught my eye last year was Tsvetana Pironkova of Bulgaria, after she made the Wimbledon semi-finals. She's "only" 5' 11" ... Here's an interview with her - in Bulgarian, but that's not a problem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bSwKLkGg6g

aaronjumper

I said yay. But I'm going through a dry spell. Everyone is starting to look hot to me. Though she seems to be hot anyway.
You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire.

MagicMarker

Interesting results so far, 63 yays and 7 homosexuals.

The Radiator

aaronjumper wrote: »

I said yay. But I'm going through a dry spell. Everyone is starting to look hot to me. Though she seems to be hot anyway.
You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire.

Nobody cares

El Weirdo

brummytom wrote: »

This is my first sober thread of this year - congratulations me.


I was just talking to a friend there and we got onto the subject of Russian girls. I said that, on the whole, I didn't find them attractive. He said Russian girls are fit, and put forward the above as an example.

I said I didn't find her attractive - yeah, she's got a good body, but she's got a moose face.

He said "She's really fit. 99% of people think she's amazing"

...Do they?


I'm happy to be proven wrong, maybe I've just got very strange taste in girls, but what do you think of the grunter?

Also, she looks like an emo boy here

Moved to Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender

/mod

Shane732

El Weirdo wrote: »

Moved to Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender

/mod

Move it to the taxation forum and I'll demand people start inserting pictures with every post!

aaronjumper

The Radiator wrote: »

Nobody cares

Thank you for your wonderful contribution. Have a nice day.

El Weirdo

Shane732 wrote: »

Move it to the taxation forum and I'll demand people start inserting pictures with every post!

Done.

Ruski

Your mate is right. Russian girls are all fit. Especially the sexy babushkas.

bnt

bnt wrote: »

One lady that caught my eye last year was Tsvetana Pironkova of Bulgaria, after she made the Wimbledon semi-finals. She's "only" 5' 11" ... Here's an interview with her - in Bulgarian, but that's not a problem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bSwKLkGg6g

I'm cracked about her!

Varied

A wonderful abuse of mod duties

Daveysil15

brummytom wrote: »

This is my first sober thread of this year - congratulations me.


I was just talking to a friend there and we got onto the subject of Russian girls. I said that, on the whole, I didn't find them attractive. He said Russian girls are fit, and put forward the above as an example.

I said I didn't find her attractive - yeah, she's got a good body, but she's got a moose face.

He said "She's really fit. 99% of people think she's amazing"

...Do they?


I'm happy to be proven wrong, maybe I've just got very strange taste in girls, but what do you think of the grunter?

Also, she looks like an emo boy here

Yes Russian girls are some of the best in the world. Interesting fact about Russian girls: In Russia the women out-number the men by about 3-1, making it very difficult for a woman there to find a man. That's why so many men are going there looking for women. I have my flight booked.

Jimoslimos

Varied wrote: »

A wonderful abuse of mod duties

Wait, there's a taxation related query here somewhere.

Say if I worked as a tennis coach, could I claim posters of Sharapova, demonstrating her agility and perfect poise on court as a tax-deductible expense?

Varied

Russian girls are out of this world without a doubt.

Varied

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Wait, there's a taxation related query here somewhere.

Say if I worked as a tennis coach, could I claim posters of Sharapova, demonstrating her agility and perfect poise on court as a tax-deductible expense?

Depends on how many **** you get out of it.

dudara

Return volley to After Hours

dudara

mikemac1

Nobody parties harder then the accountants :cool:

The Radiator

mikemac1 wrote: »

Nobody parties harder then the accountants :cool:

iPod party!

SharpshooterTom

Given she's 6ft 2, if she's like most women who wont date a man shorter than her, that rules out about 90% of us men immediately. :pac:

Hell yeah. She's 6'2" - I'd so destroy her. :pac:

Whether she'd do me is another story altogether.