That sinking feeling...

The Radiator

Teddy is a chicken

bawk bawk

The Radiator

TeddyTedson wrote: »

*Steps in. Plants a big fat wet one on the lips like your Aunty Raquel gave you as a kid*

*Gets down on knees, undoes your zipper and...

JustAThought

callaway92 wrote: »

Can you PM me what you did? Obv I won't post it here 'cause I'll be banned if I do.

Well then post me too PlEEEEESE. I'm going mad here!! It'd terrible being unconteollably nosey : (

Did you write it, say it, or do it?

( and did you have witnesses!)

hairyprincess

The Radiator wrote: »

Teddy is a chicken

bawk bawk

Teddy is a bear.

Duh :rolleyes:

Chucken

The Radiator wrote: »

Teddy is a chicken

bawk bawk

Leave him alone :mad:

Teddy Ive always thought you were destined for greater things anyway...you know?if you get sacked..which you probably wont

callaway92

FFS....It's not even a suspendable offence, never mind a sackable offence. . . .

Chucken

callaway92 wrote: »

FFS....It's not even a suspendable offence, never mind a sackable offence. . . .

What is'nt?

jack presley

If they do sack you, just hope they don't follow the proper industrial relations procedures (right to reply, right to representation, right to appeal and there are a couple more) so you sue them for wrongful dismissal.

Even if you did the worst thing possible (punch the boss, sleep with his wife etc). If they don't follow the correct procedures you're laughing all the way to the bank.

mikemac1

callaway92 wrote: »

FFS....It's not even a suspendable offence, never mind a sackable offence. . . .

Did you get the pm?

Care to share?

Nodin

TeddyTedson wrote: »

*Steps in. Plants a big fat wet one on the lips like your Aunty Raquel gave you as a kid*

Tell us, Teddy, what you did. There are thousands of people in thousands of offices so unless you give out names, nobody will know.

TeddyTedson

callaway92 wrote: »

FFS....It's not even a suspendable offence, never mind a sackable offence. . . .

lol, of course it is!
You can't just do what I did.

Nothingbetter2d

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I did something terrible today (I can't/don't want to give details) in work and I might be sacked tomorrow.
I'm actually dreading going in. Getting called into the office and being told to have a seat, you know how it goes.
I keep saying to myself, "the worst they can do is sack me", to make it seem less bad in my own head. Because logically thinking, losing a job is not the end of the world.

It's the wait that's the killer though, I just want it over and done with.
I hate this feeling. I get it the day before an interview too.

I'm sure boardsies know what I'm talking about.
Is there any good ways to lessen it at the very least?

What other situations do people get it?

make sure ya get yourself a nice pair of pjs and ugg boots to wear while your waiting in the dole queue.

The Radiator

You guys are on the wind up, don't fall for it, people!

callaway92

He put a dark cover over the hole in his boss' seat, and when the boss sat down, a giant dildo went up his arse. . .

Nodin

TeddyTedson wrote: »

lol, of course it is!
You can't just do what I did.

PM me. I'll keep the bheal dunta.

callaway92

mikemac1 wrote: »

Did you get the pm?

Care to share?

pm sent..

mikemac1

Ah god Teddy, quit yer stressing

You won't get sacked or even a warning over that

At most a one minute bollocking from the shift boss, no big deal

Sleep well :cool:

Motorist

To know what is right, and not do it is the worst type of cowardice Teddy. Why don't you just quit now and be true to your nature?

The Radiator

Yeah, you'll be grand. Shur that's nothing

Nothingbetter2d

hairyprincess wrote: »

Hours??? Well didn't you have it handy!!! Try DAYS!! :eek:

well if you didn't have all that hair matting up the opening the baby might not have gotten tangled up in it....

TeddyTedson

mikemac1 wrote: »

Ah god Teddy, quit yer stressing

You won't get sacked or even a warning over that

At most a one minute bollocking from the shift boss, no big deal

Sleep well :cool:

You think?
I remember the HR manager specifically saying that it could be a reason for canceling my contract.

Chucken

Aw poor Teddy You're stressing over nothing. Have a good nights sleep.

mauzo

The Radiator wrote: »

Yeah, you'll be grand. Shur that's nothing

well now I need a pm!!

When I get that sinking feeling I just think that it will all be over soon. I get it a lot...

TeddyTedson

Motorist wrote: »

To know what is right, and not do it is the worst type of cowardice Teddy. Why don't you just quit now and be true to your nature?

Are you really calling me a coward.... on the internet:D Sista Please!!
Come at me bro!

Nodin

TeddyTedson wrote: »

You think?
I remember the HR manager specifically saying that it could be a reason for canceling my contract.

The very worst you'd get is a verbal warning. Bed, bucko.

Dave!

Did you call your boss or a co-worker a bad word? C*nt?

Diiiiid you go mad and lose the plot with a customer?


Really though, the worst thing they can do IS fire you. As soon as you walk out of the building, they just become another person you'll never speak to again, and you can move onto the next job and you'll quickly forget about them. Don't over-think it, it's just a job.

validusername1

ah go on teddy, ya can spill to some of us :P cough mee

Piste

Did you put the screw in the tuna?

a fat guy

PM please?

Chucken

Nodin wrote: »

The very worst you'd get is a verbal warning. Bed, bucko.

Aw look at you, all patriarchal

earpiece

I'm guessing Teddy shagged the bosses daughter................ and it's a family business.
Don't worry Teddy, they'll still have you round for Sunday lunch.

a fat guy

Ah fer feck's sake...

You'll be grand teddy!

mauzo

I'm going to guess that you didn't show up for work today?

antodeco

Aw man, I so want a PM now!

kwalshe

You got in the elevator with your boss. When the doors closed and it started to move, you pressed every other floor button on the panel, did'nt you?

and while your you at it , PM me or I'll fire ya

Mr.Crinklewood

Did you only make one change from the Spanish game, and not bring on Gibson or McClean?.

As for you boss, if you buy him a pint you will be ok.

mauzo

I did that before, got a verbal warning. Twas grand!!

Scioch

You got caught having a tug in the supply room didnt ya ?

Pottler

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I didn't steal anything anyway. I wouldn't do that!

I wish I could skip tomorrow and go to Wednesday.

Tomorrow must be national "Lets all have a really sh1te meeting with the Boss" Day. I thought today was and was dreading it all last night, it got postponed till tomorrow... I'll go to yours and you go to mine, and we can both genuinely protest complete ignorance of the issues involved. I have a feeling mine may be a bigger pile of poop than yours but who knows. Ah well, there won't be a word about it in a hundred years time...:) I call today one of them "Jasus, the wheels are coming off" days.

cocoshovel

Sexual Harrassment?
Told the boss to go shove his knob around his waist and up his canal?
Went in drunk?
Photocopied your arse?
Accidentally ruined a piece of equipment?
Got caught fapping?

Do tell!!

girl2

Can I have a PM.

It will add to the 18 PMs ive got over the history of my time on boards.

bleg

Maybe they're giving you a pay rise

southcentralts

now dying to know. PM please?

kwalshe

My PM must be broken , ahem.........cough ahem ahem

spankysue

Did ya ring in sick today 'cause of the match being on? (That's what my money's on) Some sickener if ya did get sacked tomorrow seeing as it was the last match Ireland would've been playing.....;)

Seriously though, don't worry about it, there's a lot of red tape employers have to go through to sack someone, a warning is easier for everyone

toodleytoo

I'm mad to know what it is now! or is this all a wind up...

IIIAcHmEdIII

Pm please I'm dieing to know now

El Weirdo

Pottler wrote: »

<snip>

Pfft. I'm presuming no one died.

What's the worst that happened? Some rich cunt got slightly less rich? Fuck 'em.

Pottler

El Weirdo wrote: »

Pfft. I'm presuming no one died.

What's the worst that happened? Some rich cunt got slightly less rich? Fuck 'em.

Yeah....the whole "self employed" bit on my part kinda throws a loop in that though....any chance you could undelete that conversation I had where the underboss said "Knock all that there Pottler like a good fellow"?? Jasus, maybe Teddy is the Foreman?:-)

Amy2010

It is probably nothing. It is a wind up to see how many falls for Teddy's joke?