That sinking feeling...

Vicar in a tutu

Yeah.. I've had no sleep all night with the anticipation of finding out:mad:

earpiece

Teddy, I think you need to make a statement as to what this was all about, purely to prevent the fine folk of AH lobbying for a ban for being a 1st class troll.

Chucken

earpiece wrote: »

Teddy, I think you need to make a statement as to what this was all about, purely to prevent the fine folk of AH lobbying for a ban for being a 1st class troll.

..From the OP....

I hate this feeling. I get it the day before an interview too.

I'm sure boardsies know what I'm talking about.
Is there any good ways to lessen it at the very least?

What other situations do people get it?


Now in all fairness,its not Teddys fault we're all so nosey.
He did ask when people get that sinking feeling!

Duggys Housemate

From now on i will probably get that sinking feeling when I read threads started by Teddy Tedson.

earpiece

Chucken wrote: »

..From the OP....

I hate this feeling. I get it the day before an interview too.

I'm sure boardsies know what I'm talking about.
Is there any good ways to lessen it at the very least?

What other situations do people get it?


Now in all fairness,its not Teddys fault we're all so nosey.
He did ask when people get that sinking feeling!

In the real world that would be very fair, but this is AH............ Load, Aim :pac::pac::pac::pac:

TeddyTedson

Duggys Housemate wrote: »

From now on i will probably get that sinking feeling when I read threads started by Teddy Tedson.

You didn't already... Noob:D

Nodin

Theres no point in him panicking. They'd have to send the faeces off to get it checked for DNA then have it compared to the staffs. Far too expensive to be worth the grief.

dazftw

Teddy, what county do you live in?

Chucken

dazftw wrote: »

Teddy, what county do you live in?

Ohhhh now it's getting wierd again :cool:

Ficheall

*reports Teddy for breach of forum charter*

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Don't be a dick.

dazftw

If he's talking about something I know. Judging by other posters saying its not a big deal.. It sounds very familiar.

But don't worry Teddy! Your secret is safe with me if I'm correct! PM me if ya like!

Chucken

Ficheall wrote: »

*reports Teddy for breach of forum charter*

Not fair! The OP was a question. Just because everyone decided to be nosey is'nt Teddys fault.

Let this be a lesson people. Always read the question...twice!!!

shuridunno

There's procedure to firing someone and protocol for misconduct, the law nearly always side with the employee.

The OH has a total tool working for him and can't fire the fcuker, we can't wreck his head to get him to leave as unfair dismissal exists...damn you employee rights:p Maybe I can frame him for something..any ideas:cool:

If what you did was so bad, and being fired is for certain, loosing a nights sleep won't keep your job. Have a beer and get over it, you'll find a job you might like better.

mikemac1

Works in McDonalds

On the lash Sunday night, never showed up for his shift on Monday

Panicking Monday night

I thought OP you would have posted it by now just to add closure to this thread

dazftw

Gwan teddy boy!!!!! hahahaha he didn't even PM I just know!!! Mums the word!!

TeddyTedson

What's going on

dazftw

awh no I could be wrong now.. What County do you live in?

Tipsy McSwagger

So he's embarrassed because he works in McDonalds? No need to be.

TeddyTedson

dazftw wrote: »

awh no I could be wrong now.. What County do you live in?

Why:eek:
What part of Waterford do you live in:cool:

dazftw

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Why:eek:
What part of Waterford do you live in:cool:

There's a difference between what County you live in and the area now!

TeddyTedson

dazftw wrote: »

There's a difference between what County you live in and the area now!

Fair enough. I'm in Dublin.

dazftw

Well then I'm totally off.. God Dammit. Is the McDonalds thing true?

Gummy Panda

dazftw wrote: »

Well then I'm totally off.. God Dammit. Is the McDonalds thing true?

Yes. He recognised me and gave me 5 burger patties in one bun but charged me for a eurosaver cheeseburger.

Good times!

cocalolaman

If everythings fine now then I'm sure you can tell us what happened.

Tesco Massacre

Ok, let's have some odds on what Teddy did:

1/1 - he missed a shift and was freaking out
2/1 - stole Alice from account's Petit Filous
8/1 - was caught interfering with himself while perusing a 2008 balance sheet.
10/1 - has conversations with his stationary
15/1 - called his boss a 'big gay ballbag'
25/1 - asked Jenny from HR to come into his cubicle, then pointed at his stapler and said 'that's where the magic happens' while performing a suggestive hip thrust.

Alice1

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Ok, let's have some odds on what Teddy did:

1/1 - he missed a shift and was freaking out
2/1 - stole Alice from account's Petit Filous
8/1 - was caught interfering with himself while perusing a 2008 balance sheet.
10/1 - has conversations with his stationary
15/1 - called his boss a 'big gay ballbag'
25/1 - asked Jenny from HR to come into his cubicle, then pointed at his stapler and said 'that's where the magic happens' while performing a suggestive hip thrust.

Ahah, so that is what happened my Petit Filous. Teddy, ya fecker, how very dare you!

Son Of A Vidic

TeddyTedson wrote: »

"the worst they can do is sack me"

Oh you'll be getting sacked alright - two sacks right in the face. But whatever you do, don't lower yourself. Actually............you may have to lower yourself.

Motorist

Nothing to be ashamed of about working in McDonalds. Did you tamper with the food?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/semen-tainted-yogurt-plea-654321

Motorist

Nothing to be ashamed of about working in McDonalds. Did you tamper with the food?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/semen-tainted-yogurt-plea-654321

Vicar in a tutu

Haha Teddy your a worrier arent ya:rolleyes:

TeddyTedson

Vicar in a tutu wrote: »

Haha Teddy your a worrier arent ya:rolleyes:

I think so. This has been said to me, but not for many years.

Vicar in a tutu

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I think so. This has been said to me, but not for many years.

Maybe it was a dose of the fear that had you so terrified:D

Wompa1

Ted ya boll*cks, aren't you the same lad that was worried about having to travel for work?

And then when someone told you to man up ya acted like they were being too mean and macho about it.

Man up! If you are this stressed about work then you don't just need a job change you need a personality change or you'll burn out fast

TeddyTedson

:rolleyes:
Can people stop with the life advice.

A_Sober_Paddy

TeddyTedson wrote: »

:rolleyes:
Can people stop with the life advice.

So what did you do?

Scioch

A_Sober_Paddy wrote: »

So what did you do?

He didnt do anything, it was all lies !!!

IrishAm

Rock on, Ted. Rock on.

IrishAm

Want some of me 3-1 and half portion of chicken balls, Ted?

Dont even like this food.

TeddyTedson

IrishAm wrote: »

Want some of me 3-1 and half portion of chicken balls, Ted?

Dont even like this food.

Erm, I'm off to bed. I'm not sure what even going on anymore:pac:

Snowie

Tedddy y'all be grand eat some humble pie nod agree and apologies profusely

if they fire break down beat your self up and then claim assault .... :pac:

best of luck tho... fingers crossed...

TeddyTedson

Snowie wrote: »

Tedddy y'all be grand eat some humble pie nod agree and apologies profusely

if they fire break down beat your self up and then claim assault .... :pac:

best of luck tho... fingers crossed...

I would probably go bang:D

4zn76tysfajdxp

I haven't read the whole thread but I'm still curious. Anyone want to PM me...? No?

Snowie

TeddyTedson wrote: »

I would probably go bang:D

:eek:


Fvck that go if you go out tho go out gordon ramsey style and verbally rip there dignity out with a tea spoon

Snowie

Sawyer Grumpy Trader wrote: »

I haven't read the whole thread but I'm still curious. Anyone want to PM me...? No?

even posting this for you is an effort!

IrishAm

Load of geebag, this thread.

Shryke

Ted. Tell us.
Acid trip in the mens toilets?

CastorTroy

This thread is coming across as a remake of the video for Radiohead's Just.

up for anything

Nodin wrote: »

Theres no point in him panicking. They'd have to send the faeces off to get it checked for DNA then have it compared to the staffs. Far too expensive to be worth the grief.

For some reason I read staffs as truffles.

*Backs away from the Lily O'Briens*

xzanti

Jesus I used to do that every second week back in my glory days :pac:

toexpress

When life kicks you in the a**hole then the best thing to do I find is to go out and get completely twatted it always makes me feel better. If you can throw in a casual shag at the end of it then so much the better