Things you just don't get

thomur

M_Bovary wrote: »

I don't get why a man cannot overcome his ego and take note of the clear signs a woman sends him when she is trying to give him a polite brush off. Boys, it will only lead to your precious ego getting hurt all the more if you don't accept the minor dent of her initial rejection; let it go.

M Bovine.

John Doe1

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Megglet

Ear gauging, I never understood the appeal whatsoever.

The King of Moo

Megglet wrote: »

Ear gauging, I never understood the appeal whatsoever.

They're actually radio transmitters which allow scientists to monitor the idiot population, and perform a cull when necessary.

the purple tin

I'd eat the knickers.

Ohh yeah - I'd eat chips out of her knickers!

There's not much in it for her really is there?
I think she'd be happier if you just eat what's underneath her knickers

cloud493

I don't get service in banks. Most inefficient thing I ever seen.

Daveysil15

I don't get the fascination with tea. It tastes horrible, and why some people need to drink 4 or 5 cups a day, especially in hot weather, is beyond me.

pickarooney

Schrödinger's Cat. Why do they start off with a nice, simple example of a cat, a box, some poison and a gieger counter and then casually throw in the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics as thought it was the most obvious thing in the world?

Duggys Housemate

pickarooney wrote: »

Schrödinger's Cat. Why do they start off with a nice, simple example of a cat, a box, some poison and a gieger counter and then casually throw in the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics as thought it was the most obvious thing in the world?

They kinda start off with the quantum stuff and add the cat.

gobnaitolunacy

Boy racers putting product sponsorship stickers on their rice rockets.