Neighbours with questionable behaviour

mikom

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

So go ask him. Just put a top on first.
Why the attention seeking here for an answer no one has???

Possibly......
Ugly
spotty
no tits
no arse
no fanny
No significant other

Take your pick.

You can be anything you like on boards......... even lolita.

PandaX9

HazDanz wrote: »

I think the whole gardening at night to be a bit peculiar. He might be an R.E.M fan, then it's pretty cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9WMncHTtEI

You should give him some of your baked goods and see would he like a chat and tea? He just sounds socially a bit awkward and might like the night time with less people around to do the things he likes without hassle, like digging around in soil!

Yeah in fairness that is a suggestion. Next time he's casually reading a newspaper in his garden I might go out and give him some baked goods. He just doesn't seem to socialise with any of our other neighbours, which is a shame. Maybe I'll ask him what he's digging for next time I see him do it.

fro9etb8j5qsl2

PandaX9 wrote: »

how am I meant to know whether or not he's home? I can't tailor the sun and therefore my sunbathing options to being only when he is out. When I know for a fact he is home, I'll lie on my stomach or wear a bra.

You said he only ever leaves the house at night so I would think that it would be obvious to you that he is at home during any sunbathing hours....

porte

OK this is what you do.
Shave your nadger so bald it looks like pacman has been smashed in the face
then go out into your garden tity nacked and start doing some bizaar form of yoga that looks similar to that game twister.

Failing that, stop prancing around the garden like a tart and picking on innocent middle aged single men who probably finds it hard to socialize and only wants a chat, even if it is only about the weather.

Tigger

pooper the in sharpie

op please rearrange these words or gtfo

PandaX9

mikom wrote: »

Possibly......
Ugly
spotty
no tits
no arse
no fanny
No significant other

Take your pick.

You can be anything you like on boards......... even lolita.

That is just so ridiculous I won't even dignify that with a comeback.

In answer to all your other posts, is there some sort of unspoken law that requires you to be a dick? I really pity you for getting so much pleasure out of insulting random people on the internet, must be a handy replacement for real pleasure seeing as you're obviously experiencing some sort of a deficit.

Namlub

This is Ireland, how many opportunities are you getting to sunbathe naked?

mikom

PandaX9 wrote: »

That is just so ridiculous I won't even dignify that with a comeback.

In answer to all your other posts, is there some sort of unspoken law that requires you to be a dick? I really pity you for getting so much pleasure out of insulting random people on the internet, must be a handy replacement for real pleasure seeing as you're obviously experiencing some sort of a deficit.

Yeahhhhhh......... I find it handier than posting publicly about my elderly neighbor on Irelands largest forum........ to random people.

If he even exists.

Weylin

PandaX9 wrote: »

I'd seriously appreciate if people stopped asking me how large my breasts are, regardless of the answer I'd give you it's "apparent" that I'd be "lying"?

And I don't know if it would make him uncomfortable, I hope not. I am rarely home anyway and you people should all know how rare a nice sunny day is in Ireland. In short: percentage of nice sunny days in Ireland, about 20%. Percentage of days I'm home, 10%. And if there were 7 nice sunny days in ireland in a row, I'd only be home for about 2 of them and sunbathing in only one.

But yes I'd really like to know why he's digging all the time, it's been years and seemingly hasn't amounted to anything.

what the **** has it to do with you???
you dont make this guy "uncomfortable"he doesn't give a **** what you do,this seems to be your problem, he ignores you and does his gardening and this does not go down well with a attention seeking twat like you.

deco nate

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I don't know but whatever the one is where I'm from in central European Russia, +35 to +40 in summer and -20 to -30 in winter! With obligatory thunderstorm season in August.

Ever had any rodents as pets?
eh??didnt look thru all your posts,but.wtf!!

mikom

Weylin wrote: »

he ignores you and does his gardening and this does not go down well with a attention seeking twat like you.

I loled.
Really I did........... not made up.

PandaX9

deco nate wrote: »

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I don't know but whatever the one is where I'm from in central European Russia, +35 to +40 in summer and -20 to -30 in winter! With obligatory thunderstorm season in August.

Ever had any rodents as pets?
eh??didnt look thru all your posts,but.wtf!!

OOooooookay now look who just crossed the boundaries of what is attention seeking and creepy? What was the point of that? Why is any of that of relevance?

Mr.Crinklewood

Ok. OP may be telling the truth.

Since the fence is only 1.3M in height, the neighbour is annoyed at having to see the OP partially naked, in addition he is annoyed at having to have small talk regarding the weather.

Therefore the neighbour is trying to lower the garden so it is several feet below the base of the fence. As a result if this he will not have to view the semi naked neighbour or partake or the small talk.

Smidge

mikom wrote: »

Possibly......
Ugly
spotty
no tits
no arse
no fanny
No significant other

Take your pick.

You can be anything you like on boards......... even lolita.

Yippee, I wanna be Jennifer Lopez

porte

Tigger wrote: »

pooper the in sharpie

op please rearrange these words or gtfo

Who put you in charge

Boombastic

I have a neighbour who prances around, toplless with an umbrella any time the sun shows for an hour. I'm a middle aged man and the fence between houses it only 1.3m high. Frankly I find it quite disturbing. I can only get out to do the garden at night in case I bump in to her. I'm at the verge of calling the police, I feel like a prisoner in my own home.:mad:

deco nate

just how long have you been livin in ireland?that is all.and why its me(grabs shovel,goes out to garden.digs hole,,,)

porte

Boombastic wrote: »

I have a neighbour who prances around, toplless with an umbrella any time the sun shows for an hour. I'm a middle aged man and the fence between houses it only 1.3m high. Frankly I find it quite disturbing. I can only get out to do the garden at night in case I bump in to her. I'm at the verge of calling the police, I feel like a prisoner in my own home.:mad:

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Bruthal

PandaX9 wrote: »

That is just so ridiculous I won't even dignify that with a comeback.

In answer to all your other posts, is there some sort of unspoken law that requires you to be a dick? I really pity you for getting so much pleasure out of insulting random people on the internet, must be a handy replacement for real pleasure seeing as you're obviously experiencing some sort of a deficit.

He was just having a little dig there without a shovel

PandaX9

deco nate wrote: »

just how long have you been livin in ireland?that is all.and why its me(grabs shovel,goes out to garden.digs hole,,,)

I was born here?
Does that make me unwelcome all of a sudden?

thisguy

In fairness to the OP your man does sound fairly weird.

Happyman42

mishkalucy wrote: »

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Yippee, I wanna be Jennifer Lopez

Yiphee..I want to be in Jennifer Lopez Will I call you or will you call me?

deco nate

PandaX9 wrote: »

I was born here?
Does that make me unwelcome all of a sudden?

no,not at all.just tryin to get a time line to your op.
cause it seems full of hole' to me.
dont think im the only one..

dont twist my words,i never said that.

Weylin

Boombastic wrote: »

I have a neighbour who prances around, toplless with an umbrella any time the sun shows for an hour. I'm a middle aged man and the fence between houses it only 1.3m high. Frankly I find it quite disturbing. I can only get out to do the garden at night in case I bump in to her. I'm at the verge of calling the police, I feel like a prisoner in my own home.:mad:

very well said,hats off to you sir,(or in her case her bra )

Boombastic

Weylin wrote: »

very well said,hats off to you sir,(or in her case her bra )

I ended up pulling up all my flowers in the dark, thinking they were weeds (I had one eye on her house, ready to make a quick getaway, in case she appeared). All I'm left with now is flowerless beds full of soil:(

Mr.Crinklewood

Boombastic wrote: »

I ended up pulling up all my flowers in the dark, thinking they were weeds (I had one eye on her house, ready to make a quick getaway, in case she appeared). All I'm left with now is flowerless beds full of soil:(

Make sure that you weed on your side of the 1.3M fence, she may claim that you took her flower.

Boombastic

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Make sure that you weed on your side of the 1.3M fence, she may claim that you took her flower.

I don't weed within 1.3m of the fence, I'm trying to let the grass grow good and tall that side

Bruthal

Boombastic wrote: »

I don't weed within 1.3m of the fence, I'm trying to let the grass grow good and tall that side

Is the grass greener on the op side?

bgrizzley

one question OP, if your neighbour lounged around outside the back of his house with his c0ck out would you think he was less creepy?

porte

PandaX9 wrote: »

That is just so ridiculous I won't even dignify that with a comeback.

I really pity you for getting so much pleasure out of insulting random people on the internet, must be a handy replacement for real pleasure seeing as you're obviously experiencing some sort of a deficit.

Pot calling the kettle black me tink:D

porte

bgrizzley wrote: »

one question OP, if your neighbour lounged around outside the back of his house with his c0ck out would you think he was less creepy?

I would see if his dick was bigger than mine......:eek:

Boombastic

robbie7730 wrote: »

Is the grass greener on the op side?

Unfortunately not, but the bushes under her armpits are more impressive than the ones in my garden:eek:

El Weirdo

Okay, I'm guessing that this thread hasn't quite gone in the direction that the OP was expecting.

Locked.