Who is your seamus?

smash

Pighead wrote: »

Sometimes Pighead parts his hair to the side

Sometime, he should try to not refer to himself in the 3rd person :pac:

Gummy Panda

Hmm I thought we weren't allowed circle jerk threads in AH anymore?

Zulu

They do get a bit nauseating.

Gummy Panda

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Hmm I thought we weren't allowed circle jerk threads in AH anymore?

we're still allowed the report button

flutterflye

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Hmm I thought we weren't allowed circle jerk threads in AH anymore?

I just googled 'circle jerk' coz I didn't know what it meant.
I'm sorry I did now

Zulu

Zulu wrote: »

They do get a bit nauseating.

I agree normally and this is the first one I've posted in but pighead gave me warm fuzzies

Gummy Panda

bluewolf wrote: »

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Hmm I thought we weren't allowed circle jerk threads in AH anymore?

we're still allowed the report button

That's nice

seamus

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Hmm I thought we weren't allowed circle jerk threads in AH anymore?

This is actually a subtle social experiment on the part of Pighead to see if he can introduce a new noun into the modern lexicon of a "seamus", in much the same way that we use "google" as a verb meaning "to do a web search".

60 posts in and people are already freely using the word as if it were always there.

I don't know if I'm flattered, or horrifically embarrssed because I fall so painfully short of the intended meaning of this new noun.

Pighead

seamus wrote: »

This is actually a subtle social experiment on the part of Pighead to see if he can introduce a new noun into the modern lexicon of a "seamus", in much the same way that we use "google" as a verb meaning "to do a web search".

60 posts in and people are already freely using the word as if it were always there.

I don't know if I'm flattered, or horrifically embarrssed because I fall so painfully short of the intended meaning of this new noun.

Can be used as a verb as well eg I thought today's exam was going to be tough but I absolutely seamused it.

Gummy me old buddy. No need to be an old bitter balls. Pighead is just expressing his admiration for probably the greatest living man in the world. Fawning, creepy, stalkerish and uncomfortable it may be but it's all strictly above the belt and absolutely non-jerkish.

Quazzie

Pighead wrote: »

Everybody has a seamus.

DeVore wrote: »

+2

Everyone should have a Seamus, they really are so handy.

DeV.

Pighead wrote: »

His posts were frequent but unusually the quantity was matched by the quality. He was right about everything. His opinions were forthright but generally bang on the money.

DeVore wrote: »

1. Not a favourite poster but I do like some posters more than others of course. Seamus has a scaaary ability to write exactly whats in my head for example. Its freaky.

Definitely more than a passing resemblence there.

Tar.Aldarion

seamus wrote: »

This is actually a subtle social experiment on the part of Pighead to see if he can introduce a new noun into the modern lexicon of a "seamus", in much the same way that we use "google" as a verb meaning "to do a web search".

60 posts in and people are already freely using the word as if it were always there.

I don't know if I'm flattered, or horrifically embarrssed because I fall so painfully short of the intended meaning of this new noun.

Don't be silly, you deserve it. You're terrible at hiding your power level

seamus

Mind. Blown. DeVore is Pighead. It all makes sense now.

Pighead

Quazzie wrote: »

Definitely more than a passing resemblence there.

Not surprised in the slightest. Pighead would wager that seamus is the most respected, revered and well hung member on boards. There's bound to be tonnes of posts singing the mans praises.

Nothingbetter2d

my dad is called Séamus :P

El Weirdo

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Hmm I thought we weren't allowed circle jerk threads in AH anymore?

I'm just waiting for a certain someone to get a mention. Then I'll lock it.

El Weirdo

El Weirdo wrote: »

I'm just waiting for a certain someone to get a mention. Then I'll lock it.

I'd like to thank god, my family, my friends, everyone who helped me make this film...

seamus

Pighead wrote: »

Not surprised in the slightest. Pighead would wager that seamus is the most respected, revered and well hung member on boards. There's bound to be tonnes of posts singing the mans praises.

Freaked-out level++

OldGoat

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead has had thee dogs since he started posting on boards and he's called them all seamus.

Pink Floyd had a song about a dog called seamus. Could it be? Was your dog the inspiration?
Naaa, chronology is all wrong. Forget I said anything.

Morag

seamus wrote: »

Freaked-out level++

Is that before you considered Pighead prolly has a shrine to you, near the pc?:pac:

a fat guy

My dog is called Seamus too.

silvervixen84

Perhaps PigHead, DeVore AND seamus are all the same person?

sheesh

El Weirdo wrote: »

I'm just waiting for a certain someone to get a mention. Then I'll lock it.

ibtl

facekicker!

Giselle

Mr. Loverman wrote: »

In fairness she found it hard dealing with people who had different opinions to her, so it was probably for the best.

No, she found it difficult dealing with stupidity and bigotry. Its different.

al28283

If Seamus was so trustworthy he'd tell you to stop referring to yourself in the third person

Vicar in a tutu

Im my own seamus.

Larianne

super-rush.

cocoshovel

woah woah woooah! I thought pighead was some deceased legend only around before my time?

Pighead

al28283 wrote: »

If Seamus was so trustworthy he'd tell you to stop referring to yourself in the third person

Before you judge Pighead you should walk a mile in his shoes. By the time you've walked that mile, Pighead will have entered your house and stolen all of your worldly possessions and you'll be too far away to do anything about it.

Moral of the story: Never leave your home unlocked.

leggo

Pighead wrote: »

al28283 wrote: »

If Seamus was so trustworthy he'd tell you to stop referring to yourself in the third person

Before you judge Pighead you should walk a mile in his shoes. By the time you've walked that mile, Pighead will have entered your house and stolen all of your worldly possessions and you'll be too far away to do anything about it.

Moral of the story: Never leave your home unlocked.

You'll have no shoes, though.

al28283

Pighead wrote: »

Before you judge Pighead you should walk a mile in his shoes. By the time you've walked that mile, Pighead will have entered your house and stolen all of your worldly possessions and you'll be too far away to do anything about it.

Moral of the story: Never leave your home unlocked.

damn this is annoying

Turpentine

Pighead wrote: »

Before you judge Pighead you should walk a mile in his shoes. By the time you've walked that mile, Pighead will have entered your house and stolen all of your worldly possessions and you'll be too far away to do anything about it.

Moral of the story: Never leave your home unlocked.

Vodka for breakfast it is! Thank you kind sage.

fryup

when will i, will i be Seamus ??

Pighead

leggo wrote: »

You'll have no shoes, though.

Stole his pair whilst ransacking his house.

Corruptedmorals

I almost always agree with the posts of Dudess, MynameisURL, thekingofmoo and Scofflaw.

luckyfrank

Pighead wrote: »

Everybody has a seamus. That person whose opinion you trust 100%. The person who you'd nominate as your phone a friend if you ever went on 'Who wants to be a milionaire'. Your own personal Yoda.

When Pighead first started posting here his first opinion of the place was that it was populated by nerdlingers with awful opinions and awful clothes. But after a while he began to notice a diamond in the rough. A diamond that went by the name of seamus. seamus with a small s.

His posts were frequent but unusually the quantity was matched by the quality. He was right about everything. His opinions were forthright but generally bang on the money. He was like the boards version of James Bond. Men wanted to be him, women wanted to be with him.

Whenever there's a thorny subject brought up in After Hours that splits opinion, Pighead waits until seamus posts and then follows his opinion safe in the knowledge it is the right one.

Pighead has had thee dogs since he started posting on boards and he's called them all seamus. His first born will also be called seamus(boy or girl) and probably his second one too.

If seamus is reading this, Pighead prays that he takes the following in the right spirit. (ie it's a sign of admiration rather than obsession)

Sometimes Pighead parts his hair to the side (always imagined seamus had a cool side parting, left to right) wears cool chino's and smart trainers and pretends that he's the great man himself all whilst sing singing the Billy Joel classic 'Well I'm seamus, seamus as a man can be, you can make a total fool of me, I just wanted you to know'.

So who is your seamus?

Ah now hold on ye werent always that close found this old video you posted a while back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4pSceGwAEA

4zn76tysfajdxp

KeithAFC was my seamus but only when I called him james.

keithb93

I have a seamus in real life, his name is actually seamus!

Where To

I hate you all equally

TeddyTedson

Epic thread.

As Tubs himself would say, "I think the country needs to hear read threads like this at the moment.

I'd prefer if Seamus would spell his name with a capital 'S' though.
And Seamus when you one day close you're account, you will be remembered for weeks in the Legends of the Boards forum.....as a Legend:)

The Pighead too:)

granturismo

I am seamus

Standard Toaster

Definitely Facekicker.

bb1234567

Pighead wrote: »

Everybody has a seamus. Saying you have no seamus is liek saying you're infallible. Everybody needs a rock. Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow. Everybody needs a seamus.

Does this seamus guy actually exist on boards? am i the only one whos never heard of him??

TeddyTedson

bb1234567 wrote: »

Does this seamus(who posted in this thread several times) guy actually exist on boards? am i the only one whos never heard of him??

Mike65 too:D

Lol, none of us are AI generated code.

We are all real people!!

I know I certainly am anyway!!!

Tar.Aldarion

keithb93 wrote: »

I have a seamus in real life, his name is actually seamus!

small guy that drinks a lot of coffee and smokes a lot? says 'cool cool' and knows everything about linux?

I LOVE that seamus.

Gordon

I have met seamus on a number of occasions and I am a better man for it.

kowloon

Deleted User wrote: »

She closed her account

Aww, everyone's leaving.

kowloon

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Mike65 too:D

Lol, none of us are AI generated code.

We are all real people!!

I know I certainly am anyway!!!

That's just what I'd expect a machine to say.

shuridunno

You can only be your own seamus.

Sorry seamus.

Abi

Guy - Wibbs. No matter what the subject he always makes perfect sense, and cool as a fishes fart IRL.


Woman - Beruthiel is a takes no prisioners, straight up answers kind of woman. You mightn't like your answer but you'll see the sense of it in the end.

Kylo Ren

Morgan Freeman.