IM THE KING OF....

FANTAPANTS

Drinking and gambling and maybe golfing but its coming to a end just got shifted from jobs to athlone from a border town time to hold the hands up and give it all up. Have a 5 year old, 12 week old a understanding wife who lets me golf at will but then theses dirty whores Fine Fail ship my job, so it means im on road at 630am every day not home till 18:00, 18:10 every evening...down 150- 200 euro a week on desiel, just want to let ENDA KENNY how much of a wan*** he is the dirty b*****d

El Guapo!

ok

kieran26

You go girlfriend! Stick it to the man

racso1975

guessing the drinking has not ended yet

The King of Moo

You're The King of Poo.

southcentralts

not the king of much so....

hairyprincess

Ah be grateful you have a job and quit your whining

bitemybanger

This boat were all on is getting crowded.
It's gotta sink soon.

FANTAPANTS

no beer tonight have to get up at 545 in morning for my lovely trip to athlone woot woot. All i want is 2 mins with kenny to give him a good head butt

fullstop

Ugh tough break, especially the Athlone part!

PBroderick

Kinnnnnnngggggg of ROCK!!!!

hondasam

It's all Enda Kenny's fault. I don't think he will lose too much sleep over it OP.

al28283

Ha, golf!

Halloran springs

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

just got shifted from jobs to athlone

Horrific stuff.

FANTAPANTS

any place but athlone im happy i get depressed going their :(:(:(:(

Jesus Shaves

FANTAPANTS wrote:

just got shifted from jobs to athlone

ahahahahahahaha

Jesus Shaves

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

any place but athlone im happy i get depressed going their :(:(:(:(

Try living here;)

recylingbin

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

to athlone from a border town

Congrats on the promotion.

Pottler

Home by 6??? Your facking whinging there pal. Whats the big deal about that? So are most people(and a lot later as well) with, err, jobs. Golf is for w4nkers anyway. You can wear a gay sweater and slacks to work and save having to walk miles across a mowed field, chasing a little ball.

FANTAPANTS

recylingbin wrote: »

Congrats on the promotion.

id rather be on dole that go to this skanky whore of a town:D

Chucken

6.30 am to 18.00 is a normal day for most people in a job.

FANTAPANTS

Pottler wrote: »

Home by 6??? Your facking whinging there pal. Whats the big deal about that? So are most people(and a lot later as well) with, err, jobs. Golf is for w4nkers anyway. You can wear a gay sweater and slacks to work and save having to walk miles across a mowed field, chasing a little ball.

are u getting up at 530 in morning ya fairy think me and you need to meet for a "COFFEE" and have a wee "chat"

FANTAPANTS

Chucken wrote: »

6.30 am to 18.00 is a normal day for most people in a job.

yes it is mate but not when your getting paid 24,000 a year after tax id be better off on dole

recylingbin

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

id rather be on dole that go to this skanky whore of a town:D

As would I, but rather have a 61 hour prostate exam from this lad than live in a border town

The King of Moo

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

are u getting up at 530 in morning ya fairy think me and you need to meet for a "COFFEE" and have a wee "chat"

I can't keep up with modern sexual innuendos at all.

narfsnonsense

Did you give out about or stand up to the government before it affected you being the king of drinking, gambling and golfing?

ep71

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

yes it is mate but not when your getting paid 24,000 a year after tax id be better off on dole

go on the dole then

Where To

I never fully understood what a 'keyboard warrior' was until now :pac:

Jester252

Jesus what with all the job b1tch threads

hondasam

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

are u getting up at 530 in morning ya fairy think me and you need to meet for a "COFFEE" and have a wee "chat"

You don't have time to be meeting people for coffee and we all know what a wee ''chat'' means.

FANTAPANTS

narfsnonsense wrote: »

Did you give out about or stand up to the government before it affected you being the king of drinking, gambling and golfing?

golf on sunday, no drinks cause we both drink but have wee bet on golf

FANTAPANTS

hondasam wrote: »

You don't have time to be meeting people for coffee and we all know what a wee ''chat'' means.

gonna have loads of time giving up this job it pays me not to work at this stage so fancy a coffee?

Kurz

Which border town metropolis are you coming from that makes you so snobby about Athlone?

Pottler

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

are u getting up at 530 in morning ya fairy think me and you need to meet for a "COFFEE" and have a wee "chat"

You'd sh1te your pants and get all giggly and girly, tbh. Loads of Boardsies have met me through ads.ie and can vouch for that:) And yes, you are a whingey pussy. Grow a pair, I reckon you are a PS worker anyway what with bitching about Enda, doing a full day. etc. If you hate it so much, leave and get a real job. No doubt you were cock of the hoop in that "border town", now you are just being a cock.:) And a beeach. Have a coffee in the morning on your way to Athlone, enjoy now.:) Should you not be in bed anyway? You know you get grumpy if you don't get the full 8 hours.

hondasam

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

gonna have loads of time giving up this job it pays me not to work at this stage so fancy a coffee?

Can't say I blame you tbh but you will probably go daft at home all day.

No I have a coffee date all ready.

Where To

hondasam wrote: »

Can't say I blame you tbh but you will probably go daft at home all day.

No I have a coffee date all ready.

I'm afraid it may be already too late. . . .

FANTAPANTS

Pottler wrote: »

You'd sh1te your pants and get all giggly and girly, tbh. Loads of Boardsies have met me through ads.ie and can vouch for that:) And yes, you are a whingey pussy. Grow a pair, I reckon you are a PS worker anyway what with bitching about Enda, doing a full day. etc. If you hate it so much, leave and get a real job. No doubt you were cock of the hoop in that "border town", now you are just being a cock.:) And a beeach. Have a coffee in the morning on your way to Athlone, enjoy now.:)

aghh good man love you guys that hide behind a comp and give rants 10 outta 10 for been a homo id say you were i thailaind and got the job done......... mouth pieces i love them......... if not me and you will enjoy a "COFFEE"

grizzly

Sober up and come back tomorrow.

pconn062

I detect a distinct strain of anti-intellectualism on this thread.

FANTAPANTS

grizzly wrote: »

Sober up and come back tomorrow.

lol sober up?? my days of drinking got f**ked up by kenny and his clan just on here for a rant and maybe a fight :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

FANTAPANTS

im here to moan, not fight with people.... just on here to blow off steam:eek:

bnt

is there such a thing as a Punctuation Nazi that OP is turning me in to one what are they teaching the kids in school these days

Kurz

bnt wrote: »

is there such a thing as a Punctuation Nazi that OP is turning me in to one what are they teaching the kids in school these days

The kicker is that it's the Department of Education he's being moved to.

The King of Moo

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

aghh good man love you guys that hide behind a comp and give rants 10 outta 10 for been a homo id say you were i thailaind and got the job done......... mouth pieces i love them......... if not me and you will enjoy a "COFFEE"

My mother always says self-praise is no praise.

JohnMarston

At the very least its summer and the sun will be up more or less when you leave for work. And you still got daylight when you get home.

Cheer up mate, changes in situations are almost always depressing at first

narfsnonsense

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

lol sober up?? my days of drinking got f**ked up by kenny and his clan just on here for a rant and maybe a fight :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Sounds like Enda did you a favour.

FANTAPANTS

enda can hang on then end off my nuts:D

Crann na Beatha

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Gummy Panda

Stop moaning OP. Sometimes life is a **** sandwich and we all have to take a bite.

hondasam

Aquila wrote: »

Hold up..you are from Cavan..CAVAN and you are slagging off Athlone?:eek:

One is as bad as the other, I would have to go with Athlone.

FANTAPANTS

living in monaghan athlone still a dive