Wet the bed and my girlfriend.

Heard stories of this happening as ya get older.. But fekin hell, waking up while pissing over my girlfriend. :eek:

Many people do this after a big night out? She just laughed and we hopped in the shower and washed the sheets thank god.

Doc

Deleted User wrote: »

Heard stories of this happening as ya get older.. But fekin hell, waking up while pissing over my girlfriend. :eek:

Many people do this after a big night out? She just laughed and we hopped in the shower and washed the sheets thank god.

EEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!! :eek:

Nice

Ted_YNWA

haha... you blasted her with ****

Panthro

She wet the bed and blamed you, and you fell for it.
The perfect crime!
:pac:

Killer Wench

Wow... what a pisser.

ScouseMouse

Panthro wrote: »

She wet the bed and blamed you, and you fell for it.
The perfect crime!
:pac:

Exactly

BUT KINKY :D

Squ

This could open some doors in your sex life that the two of ye were too embarrassed to bring up..

Before long it'll be video cameras, gimp suits, 2ft dildos, pissing all over eachother etc etc..

You'll Never look back

Ghandee

At least you didn't do a Spud Murphy OP.

kelle

My 2 younger brothers once shared a bed and one wet the bed every night soaking the older lad - they were aged 6 and 8 at the time. Funnily enough, I had a good laugh when told about this only last weekend - but not as good as the hysterics after reading your OP!

danniemcq

OP were you sleep walking at the same time?

or drunk?

or were you just reallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly cozy and warm and didn't want that cold lino feeling against your feet?

Also you could have at least the decency to wash them yourself

Pdfile

Deleted User wrote: »

Heard stories of this happening as ya get older.. But fekin hell, waking up while pissing over my girlfriend. :eek:

Many people do this after a big night out? She just laughed and we hopped in the shower and washed the sheets thank god.

i've heard some freaky **** in my time...

but what the actual ****, piss on me in bed ill sheet down you're throat as you snore. Bedwetters beware.

Ellis Dee

How old are the two of you? Must be young if you're only now discovering the delights of the golden shower.:):):):)

Skerries

Golden Shower FTW!!

danniemcq

danniemcq wrote: »

Also you could have at least the decency to wash them yourself

I did... While she just laughed at me. And still is as I type this.. I'm never gonna hear the end of it.

Ellis Dee wrote: »

How old are the two of you? Must be young if you're only now discovering the delights of the golden shower.:):):):)

24 and 21.. You're into your golden showers? Not for me I don't think.

danniemcq

Deleted User wrote: »

I did... While she just laughed at me. And still is as I type this.. I'm never gonna hear the end of it.

at least you didn't do anything like post about it on the internet where anyone could read it

Deleted User wrote: »

24 and 21.. You're into your golden showers? Not for me I don't think.

don't knock it till you try it, like the first person to drink milk from a cow you gotta experiment!

copeyhagen

dirty b1tch will be mad for it now.

my oh would have rubbed my nose in it!!

IvySlayer

Errr were you both lying in bed when this happened or you standing over her?

vandriver

Drink less That is all

DeroK

I went to buy a new bed last weekend and saw one with a gutter running around the edge of the mattress. Now I know what that was for.

danniemcq

a gutter?

was it plastic too? otherwise it would just soak in and not go anywhere!

and was gutter in middle or edge? If edge then you'd have to slope the bed and be in danger of rolling out.

danniemcq

HAH just remembered due to this thread!

One of my mates ALWAYS pissed himself if he fell asleep after a few pints, was meant to be horrible (i'm mates with his ex) especially when he done it when they were camping!

Pa Dee

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Heard stories of this happening as ya get older.. But fekin hell, waking up while pissing over my girlfriend. :eek:

Many people do this after a big night out? She just laughed and we hopped in the shower and washed the sheets thank god.

Huggies do adult pull-ups

bullvine

Deleted User wrote: »

Heard stories of this happening as ya get older.. But fekin hell, waking up while pissing over my girlfriend. :eek:

Many people do this after a big night out? She just laughed and we hopped in the shower and washed the sheets thank god.

Marry her! shes a legend!

Gummy Panda

Plastic sheets for you from now on. I still don't know how adults piss the bed unless they have a medical condition

Canis Lupus

She only laughed? You hold onto that woman! Buy her some flowers as well.

Standard Toaster

OP, you realize people can read what you post on here yeah??

strobe

Mate of mine was never allowed stay over at his gf's place when we were about 18. Her parents wouldn't have it. Finally after going over to their place for dinner a few times and getting to know them a bit they told him
he could stay over one night when he dropped her back home from a gig they'd went to. First night staying in their place after all his tireless ingratiating. So what does he do? Wakes up in a strange house and drunkenly sleepwalks into her parents room and proceeds to begin pissing right onto her mother and fathers head. Apparently the mother woke up and started screaming and trying to push him away but in his sleepy drunky state he kept walking back and recommencing his unsolicited golden shower.

Believe it or not, somehow his relationship with the piss soaked parents must have managed to survive ruination somehow as he married the girl two or three years ago there and currently works alongside her father.

The moral of the story..? Ehh...

Feisar

strobe wrote: »

Mate of mine was never allowed stay over at his gf's place when we were about 18. Her parents wouldn't have it. Finally after going over to their place for dinner a few times and getting to know them a bit they told him
he could stay over one night when he dropped her back home from a gig they'd went to. First night staying in their place after all his tireless ingratiating. So what does he do? Wakes up in a strange house and drunkenly sleepwalks into her parents room and proceeds to begin pissing right onto her mother and fathers head. Apparently the mother woke up and started screaming and trying to push him away but in his sleepy drunky state he kept walking back and recommencing his unsolicited golden shower.

Believe it or not, somehow his relationship with the piss soaked parents must have managed to survive ruination somehow as he married the girl two or three years ago there and currently works alongside her father.

The moral of the story..? Ehh...

Piss and make up???

Mr.Crinklewood

Finally made her wet then.

rgmmg

Canis Lupus wrote: »

She only laughed? You hold onto that woman! Buy her some flowers as well.

You're right there - pi$$ing all over somone with zero retaliaton is the relationship nirvana we seek!!

Duckjob

http://www.drinkaware.ie , seriously.

Crooked Jack

I accidentally pissed all over my ex once when we were interrailing. Up to the bed in the hostel lamped and must have just pissed myself. Luckily there were a few empty bottles beside the bed the next morning and she just assumed I fell asleep holding one. Phew.
She was not the type to see the funny side of being pissed on. OP is lucky. Marry that girl.

biko

Duckjob wrote: »

http://www.drinkaware.ie , seriously.

What he said.


And no, a thread discussing the pissing on girlfriends while drunk won't be entertained any longer.