Neighbour's Cat

pappyodaniel

I left my sittingroom window open today to air out the room.

A few hours later I came back to the room and noticed that a bastard cat shat in the middle of the floor. I cleaned it up and disinfected the area and closed the window. Now I'm after noticing another shit over by the telly.

WTF?!!?

So a cat came into my sitting room earlier today, decided to take a **** and left. A few hours later he came back and done it again! So my neighbour's cat thinks my house is his own personal toilet.

I swear to all of Boards.ie that I Pappy O'Daniel will find this cat and kill him.


Has anything similar happened to any of ye?

Jammy Donut

**** on the neighbours floor!

tallaghtmick

You got owned by a cat,you should now delete your account and go far far away.

admiralofthefleet

pillow case + bricks. is there a canal/river near you?

RaRaRasputin

Why would a cat **** twice in the same room? Maybe your place is just known as a public toilet around the block or so because it smells like cat loo?

pappyodaniel

Yes there's a river alright. But if I'm going to catch him I'll have to earn his trust.

Chips Ahoy

Go to your neighbors house find where the cat sleeps and take a ****e on his bed.

Post pictures of the hilarious results.

hondasam

Is there only one cat in the neighbourhood or will you kill them all?

sgb

Never came across a cat that I wanted to kill

Shryke

Well I'd like to hear from the soggy bottom boys.

Gongoozler

You left your window open for a few hours and went away, and the worst that happened was a cat shat in your sitting room? You should be grateful.

You should probably close your windows if you're going away.

admiralofthefleet

sgb wrote: »

Never came across a cat that I didnt want to kill

fyp

SharpshooterTom

Buy a dog.

pappyodaniel

hondasam wrote: »

Is there only one cat in the neighbourhood or will you kill them all?

There's only one cat who hangs around outside my house. For now he's to blame.

What's the best way to kill a cat? I've never killed an animal before. I really want to get revenge on the fucker and his death would be the ultimate revenge.



Alternatively, I could just murder his owner, grind and mince his body and feed it to the cat.

Shryke

Get a bear.

admiralofthefleet

get a fucking big tv

Chucken

If the cat got in, so can human visitors,who also may relieve themselves on your floor!

Close the windows maybe, when you're not at home?

hondasam

pappyodaniel wrote: »

There's only one cat who hangs around outside my house. For now he's to blame.

What's the best way to kill a cat? I've never killed an animal before. I really want to get revenge on the fucker and his death would be the ultimate revenge.



Alternatively, I could just murder his owner, grind and mince his body and feed it to the cat.

It would be easier to keep your windows closed in future. It's not the cats fault.
Cruelty to animals is not nice.

bpb101

Boo hoo
Let me play you a sad Song on the World's smallest Violin

and also

pappyodaniel

hondasam wrote: »

It would be easier to keep your windows closed in future. It's not the cats fault.
Cruelty to animals is not nice.

I had to air out the room, it stank of stale beer and cigarette smoke. I think in this case cruelty to animals is justifiable.

af_thefragile

And when I said some people here don't mind hurting/killing cats, no one would accept it...

Chucken

pappyodaniel wrote: »

I had to air out the room, it stank of stale beer and cigarette smoke. I think in this case cruelty to animals is justifiable.

The cat was smoking and drinking too? This gets better.

And no..cruelty to animals is never justifiable.

Pushtrak

bpb101 wrote: »

Boo hoo
Let me play you a sad Song on the World's smallest Violin

and also

I see the above, and raise you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJh7EN8vB48

hondasam

pappyodaniel wrote: »

I had to air out the room, it stank of stale beer and cigarette smoke. I think in this case cruelty to animals is justifiable.

well Obviously the cat got the ****s from the smell, can't blame him now can you. It's your own fault. Leave the cat alone.

Jester252

af_thefragile wrote: »

And when I said some people here don't mind hurting/killing cats, no one would accept it...

That because the cat is asking for it. Walking around think hes better than the op. Sh1ting in ops house. No respect at all

LETHAL LADY

Was it in liquid or solid form?

pappyodaniel

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Was it in liquid or solid form?

Solid. Why do you ask?

af_thefragile

Jester252 wrote: »

That because the cat is asking for it. Walking around think hes better than the op. Sh1ting in ops house. No respect at all

Maybe the op should keep his windows closed then.
Its a cat, not a human, cat has little sense of what's morally acceptable and what's not. Doesn't give op a reason to kill it.

Kylo Ren

Go into the neighbors house, drop the pants, take out a newspaper and let the revenge flow.

sgb

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Was it in liquid or solid form?

Pick up or suck it up

LETHAL LADY

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Solid. Why do you ask?

Nevermind tis just a fetish of mine.:p

dodderangler

Get a cow mate or watch me myself and Irene

bpb101

Pushtrak wrote: »

I see the above, and raise you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJh7EN8vB48

i'll see and rise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys-661oLevE

Chuck Stone

You leave your windows open and the house unattended and you're worrying about a cat ****ting in the house?

That's a bit like being more annoyed with the blood stains on your trousers than the loss of your leg in a horrible accident.

Sir, I think deep down you are annoyed with yourself and rather than face up to your own inadequacies you transfer your anger to the cat.

I recommend that you protect your home properly and take a weekend away at a retreat and take time to resolve this internal struggle you've transferred to a cat.

ejmaztec

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Now I'm after noticing another shit over by the telly.

Some friends just refuse to go home, no matter how many hints you drop.:(

mauzo

pappyodaniel wrote: »

hondasam wrote: »

It would be easier to keep your windows closed in future. It's not the cats fault.
Cruelty to animals is not nice.

I had to air out the room, it stank of stale beer and cigarette smoke. I think in this case cruelty to animals is justifiable.

Sounds like you should just be grateful any kind of pussy willingly entered your kip...

First and last I'd say!!

admiralofthefleet

reminded me of the pat shortt dvd where he is sitting reading the paper and a load of dwarves jump in the window and run around the sitting room. in comes the wife telling him of for leaving the window open cause all the midgets got in

its on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIHLTKGyJ58

charlemont

Start throwing your own shít into his garden to confuse him.

charlemont

Chuck Stone wrote: »

You leave your windows open and the house unattended and you're worrying about a cat ****ting in the house?

That's a bit like being more annoyed with the blood stains on your trousers than the loss of your leg in a horrible accident.

Sir, I think deep down you are annoyed with yourself and rather than face up to your own inadequacies you transfer your anger to the cat.

I recommend that you protect your home properly and take a weekend away at a retreat and take time to resolve this internal struggle you've transferred to a cat.

Ha, He could have came home to a squatting junkie taking a dump, Or to a house with everything robbed.

Mrs Garth Brooks

Ha ha, that is so funny

iCosmopolis

My Dad hates cats, (though they have a feral living in the shed and feeding it for 12 years). Their neighbours got a gorgeous little tom cat, me and my mam were fussing over him every time we seen him. He's a great roof climber. Mam left the extension (their bedroom) window open. Heard a soft thud in the night, thought nothing much of it. Turned in the bed to see the cat in between them...nearly wet myself laughing when she told me.:D

pappyodaniel

Chuck Stone wrote: »

You leave your windows open and the house unattended and you're worrying about a cat ****ting in the house?

Na I was upstairs the whole time

meoklmrk91

A ninja cat broke in and **** in your sitting room twice in one day:D That is is some funny **** right there, just another reason why cats are the ****. My neighbour was allergic to cats so naturally my cat used to sneak in their window and sleep on their bed :P

Chuck Stone

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Na I was upstairs the whole time

Don't believe you.

meoklmrk91 wrote: »

A ninja cat broke in and **** in your sitting room twice in one day:D That is is some funny **** right there, just another reason why cats are the ****. My neighbour was allergic to cats so naturally my cat used to sneak in their window and sleep on their bed :P

Little furry ninja, real life, trolls

x_Ellie_x

I hope taking a **** is all he did. I really hope he didn't spray all over your sitting room. You might not notice it right away - the smell developes over time. If he did, you'll notice it first thing tomorrow morning after all the windows and doors have been closed all night. Beware!

K-9

Get a seamus, even us K-9's feel redundant after seamus.

Sharpshooter

pappyodaniel wrote: »

I left my sittingroom window open today to air out the room.

A few hours later I came back to the room and noticed that a bastard cat shat in the middle of the floor. I cleaned it up and disinfected the area and closed the window. Now I'm after noticing another shit over by the telly.

WTF?!!?

So a cat came into my sitting room earlier today, decided to take a **** and left. A few hours later he came back and done it again! So my neighbour's cat thinks my house is his own personal toilet.

I swear to all of Boards.ie that I Pappy O'Daniel will find this cat and kill him.


Has anything similar happened to any of ye?

Cats have Psychic abilities too, Flathan is all over you PoD.

In fact the cat is amazed that you knew who it was above all the cats in the neighbourhood.

Silly troll thread.