Alien harvest

kneemos

I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

smash

kneemos wrote: »

I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

Try to cop on.

Blackhorse Slim

Look for evidence to support your theory.

flutterflye

Okay.

Duggys Housemate

Wear a wig, they won't recognise you.

Pedant

kneemos wrote: »

I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

Seek psychiatric consultation.

davet82

make a tinfoil hat quickly so they cant read your mind

shopaholic01

Not an expert, but isn't that what scientologists believe? Not really something you should admit to in a public forum.

biko

kneemos wrote: »

I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

So, did you like the rest of Prometheus or just that bit?

danniemcq

biko wrote: »

So, did you like the rest of Prometheus or just that bit?

Such a great documentary

kneemos

biko wrote: »

So, did you like the rest of Prometheus or just that bit?

The what now.?

Merkin

kneemos wrote: »

I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

You should try and spread the word my friend

Biggins

kneemos wrote: »

I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

Join the Scientology cult - they think they have all the answers when it comes to invading aliens!

...Bring your check-book, credit cards and cash!

shopaholic01

Biggins wrote: »

Join the Scientology cult - they think they have all the answers when it comes to invading aliens!

...Bring your check-book, credit cards and cash!

Most important point, OP .

Sin City

Become a serial killer , to keep the population below the ripe for harvest stage, remember the fate of the world lies in your hands.

Mr.Crinklewood

Cover yourself in marmite, the aliens will either love it or hate it.

If they love it, you die quick.

If they hate it, they do no go near you and you live. You live alone, everybody else is dead apart from those who are ginger or are covered in marmite.

JohnMarston

kneemos wrote: »

I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

Tin foil hat, then they cannot read your thoughts. If they think we've copped on to their plan they could invade at any time

preddy

Yea i heard if you pay the scientologists off they will keep the Aliens off your back!

mp22

kneemos wrote: »

I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

Put your head between your legs and kiss your a** goodbye.

Biggins

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Not an expert, but isn't that what scientologists believe? Not really something you should admit to in a public forum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep8vcoVgBrs

3ndahalfof6

kneemos wrote: »

I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

I think your confusing humans with trees and flowers and stuff like that.

Rabies

biko wrote: »

So, did you like the rest of Prometheus or just that bit?

The thread title is about Alien, not origins of life.
Wrong movie.

Sulla Felix

Panspermia isn't that far fetched.

books4sale

Blackhorse Slim wrote: »

Look for evidence to support your theory.

There already is evidence, how do you think the dinosaurs got wiped out?

With the size of some people on this planet it won't be long now......

Embrace your creator heathens.

kneemos

Biggins wrote: »

Join the Scientology cult - they think they have all the answers when it comes to invading aliens!

...Bring your check-book, credit cards and cash!

Standard irish.Born catholic.Practicing protestant,leading to atheism.

Biggins

kneemos wrote: »

Standard irish. Born catholic. Practicing protestant, leading to atheism.

What???

Rabies

Biggins wrote: »

What???

He was harvested, poor guy.

Jester252

kneemos wrote: »

Biggins wrote: »

Join the Scientology cult - they think they have all the answers when it comes to invading aliens!

...Bring your check-book, credit cards and cash!

Standard irish.Born catholic.Practicing protestant,leading to atheism.

Jesus your a little jumpie

Biggins

Rabies wrote: »

He was harvested, poor guy.

He's certainly off his plot!

Rabies

Biggins wrote: »

He's certainly off his plot!

The tin foil is weak with this one.

Myrddin

Are religious beliefs any less wacky? In one popular religion:

A man is somehow born from a virgin mother, this man is the son of an all powerful entity.
The son of this entity sacrifices himself to save mankind.
He then returns from the dead & ascends into heaven.
Everyone of this faith now awaits his second coming, and that they will spend eternity in an afterlife paradise.

Yeah.

Duggys Housemate

EnterNow wrote: »

Are religious beliefs any less wacky? In one popular religion:

A man is somehow born from a virgin mother, this man is the son of an all powerful entity.
The son of this entity sacrifices himself to save mankind.
He then returns from the dead & ascends into heaven.
Everyone of this faith now awaits his second coming, and that they will spend eternity in an afterlife paradise.

Yeah.

Now that would be good science fiction. The harvesting makes no sense... I mean you cant wait generations to harvest stuff, you would starve in the meantime. Also why bother with a intelligent race, why not just prime evolution to produce lots of pigs, sheep and cows.

unlesss...... that is what they are using us for!!!!

shopaholic01

Biggins wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep8vcoVgBrs

Thanks for that, Biggins. It all makes perfect sense now. I just hope you have your tin foil hat.


Now, where's my cheque book and credit card?

Dr.Strange

EnterNow wrote: »

Are religious beliefs any less wacky? In one popular religion:

A man is somehow born from a virgin mother, this man is the son of an all powerful entity.
The son of this entity sacrifices himself to save mankind.
He then returns from the dead & ascends into heaven.
Everyone of this faith now awaits his second coming, and that they will spend eternity in an afterlife paradise.

Yeah.

You've been playing too many computer games and missing out on Mass.

bnt

Duggys Housemate wrote: »

Now that would be good science fiction.

The wackiness of religious mythology has definitely inspired some good SF e.g. Robert Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land (1961) features a man born on Mars who comes to Earth. He has some special powers, but he's naive and his good will is abused by unscrupulous people. He starts a church. but his message is misunderstood, he's harassed, and eventually lynched by a mob. But he's able to communicate with one of his friends from the afterlife. The parallels are fairly obvious ...

Lando Griffin

Maybe we are the aliens dropped on this earth many years ago and our crop is everything that moves. Every so often our alien masters sends a group new aliens to refresh us in technology and the like ie the whoever invented the wheel, the industrial revolution etc. So sit easy and feast on all the animals you can cos that is what we like. The alien masters will be coming soon to relocate all hipsters to another planet where insects are the size of houses and big boots causes foot rot.

Cookie_Monster

just kill yourself and the aliens can't harvest you, though humans might instead...

dibs on the liver!

preddy

Have you ppl not seen Ancient Aliens?

All Religion is based on Aliens, the Orange guy with the wacky hair said so...

Dravokivich

kneemos wrote: »

I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

Can you expand on your theory? Darwins was much more compelling, even managed to get a big fúck ass book out of it, yet your's will just about fit on a post it. Or do you have graphics to fill up the rest of a pamphlet?

Nothingbetter2d

kneemos wrote: »

I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

seek professional help at your nearest mental hospital

kneemos

Dravokivich wrote: »

Can you expand on your theory? Darwins was much more compelling, even managed to get a big fúck ass book out of it, yet your's will just about fit on a post it. Or do you have graphics to fill up the rest of a pamphlet?

Self explanatory.What more do you need.

kneemos

I think the Americans being the "ripest"may be harvested first.African nations could be left for a while,although tropical people should do for dessert.

flutterflye

I honestly have no idea why scientology is universally slagged so much more than other religions.
They're all equally cuckoo.

mathie

kneemos wrote: »

I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

**** yourself and walk up to people and ask them "Do you think I shat myself?"

Biggins

flutterflye wrote: »

I honestly have no idea why scientology is universally slagged so much more than other religions.
They're all equally cuckoo.

Short version:

It comes down to the sheer blatancy in some cases over their methods to extract money.
While ALL religions one way or another asks for your money, subtle or outright, by asking of envelope donations and/or passing around the basket (of which you then have a choice still of how much little or large you put in) - Scientology is nothing but a pure business venture from the very start disguised later as a religion ONLY to get tax free status!

It certainly deserves all the slagging it gets - others maybe too to some extent also but Scientology is out there on its own for the financial stupidity it is and the stupidity of the sheer contents within it regarding aliens that the cult member has to fork out for paying to hear about!

Daftness of the highest order.
...Well in the case of Scientology - the lowest 'order' of them all!

flutterflye

Biggins wrote: »

Short version:

It comes down to the sheer blatancy in some cases over their methods to extract money.
While ALL religions one way or another asks for your money, subtle or outright, by asking of envelope donations and/or passing around the basket (of which you then have a choice still of how much little or large you put in) - Scientology is nothing but a pure business venture from the very start disguised later as a religion ONLY to get tax free status!

It certainly deserves all the slagging it gets - others maybe too to some extent also but Scientology is out there on its own for the financial stupidity it is and the stupidity of the sheer contents within it regarding aliens that the cult member has to fork out for paying to hear about!

Daftness of the highest order.
...Well in the case of Scientology - the lowest 'order' of them all!

I still don't see the difference tbh.
All the organised religions have their leaders that sit on thrones and sh1t gold that they have acquired from its followers - they are all businesses - they are all corrupt - they are all ridiculous!

ScumLord

There are many reasons why ancient aliens is a load of nonsense. I also liked the original episode of ancient aliens but as the show went on they basically ruined the original concept by throwing in way to many examples that obviously had nothing to do with aliens.

The first and most important reason aliens have no interest in anything on earth is because we have absolutely nothing they could need. We have no resource on earth that they couldn't get anywhere else much easier. Why try and pull water off a giant planet when you can just grab it off an asteroid?

The only benefit aliens could get out of earth is by studying the life on it. Which would mean as little interference as possible. If anything earth has a heritage order on it and we won't be seeing any aliens until they feel we're more on a par with them.

Even using us for some sort of biological test doesn't make sense. Our scientist don't inject genes into an animal and return it to the wild, we do all our experiments in labs where we can control the environment if we didn't the results would be meaningless.

kneemos

Protein

Biggins

flutterflye wrote: »

I still don't see the difference tbh.
All the organised religions have their leaders that sit on thrones and sh1t gold that they have acquired from its followers - they are all businesses - they are all corrupt - they are all ridiculous!

Well its all about perspective and I'm not greatly arguing with you or your point.

Some other religions while also having a money raking tendency (to say the least), at least they also set-out from their start (before they became further corrupted it might be argued, by humans that are prone to their humanistic traits which lead to eventual faults) that they originated with the best of intentions regardless of original monetary wealth within and/or asking of its original followers.

Whereas Scientology from the utter very start is a whole different sad ball game.
As soon as they have you suckered in, there goes your cash, your back account, your life, your once friends and family.
No other more genuine even half decent religion operates like they do from the very start.

Baneblade

but at least you get a free personality test

books4sale

All joking aside...

There is no such thing as aliens, they don't exist, it's man made joke same as religion.

The only ones who believe in Aliens are whackjobs and innocent Americans.

That's a fact.