Alien harvest

ScumLord

books4sale wrote: »

All joking aside...

There is no such thing as aliens, they don't exist, it's man made joke same as religion.

The only ones who believe in Aliens are whackjobs and innocent Americans.

That's a fact.

It's statistically likely that there is alien life. It's completely different from religion in every way. To say there is a particular alien doing anything in particular on earth or to creatures from earth is more than likely nonsense.

shuridunno

kneemos wrote: »

I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

Its ok, we know about you and have special plans for you.

We will spare you.

Shryke

flutterflye wrote: »

I still don't see the difference tbh.
All the organised religions have their leaders that sit on thrones and sh1t gold that they have acquired from its followers - they are all businesses - they are all corrupt - they are all ridiculous!

There are degrees. Your cynicism is maybe putting you off how bad of an organization it is even compared to other religions. Not historically mind but that's neither here nor there when it comes to it.

kneemos

books4sale wrote: »

All joking aside...

There is no such thing as aliens, they don't exist, it's man made joke same as religion.

The only ones who believe in Aliens are whackjobs and innocent Americans.

That's a fact.

Where life is possible it exists

Ellis Dee

If we really were just a crop awaiting harvesting by super-intelligent aliens who planted us, wouldn't you think we'd be a bit better tended, there would be fewer losses through wars, famines and epidemics and our growth substrate (i.e. the biosphere) would be kept in better nick by those ET farmers?:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Nothingbetter2d

personally i think the chinese or indian will harvest us all... at the rate of population growth in those countries they will soon be running out of food.... so humans will be on the menu

books4sale

ScumLord wrote: »

It's statistically likely that there is alien life. It's completely different from religion in every way. To say there is a particular alien doing anything in particular on earth or to creatures from earth is more than likely nonsense.

Some theories say the universe could be a hologram, aliens cant live on holograms but I respect your opinion.

ScumLord

books4sale wrote: »

Some theories say the universe could be a hologram, aliens cant live on holograms.

If the universe is a hologram and we can live on it, then surely the aliens can too.

OMARS_COMING_

I think we came from an asteroid that hit the earth and it contained little alien life that sprouted into humans,srs.

don ramo

yeah i saw wraith hive ship in the night sky last night, they are forcing it to rain for the summer so we will all be nice a ripe for there autumn harvest,

Logical Fallacy

kneemos wrote: »

I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

I have a theory that you watched any of a dozen movies.

davet82

H.G. Wells has alot to answer for if you ask me...

3ndahalfof6

davet82 wrote: »

H.G. Wells has alot to answer for if you ask me...

ok do you think H.G. Wells has a lot to answer for

DB21

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m660mlkQzJ1qioucx.jpg

davet82

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

ok do you think H.G. Wells has a lot to answer for

i thought that was pretty clear in the statement

kneemos

Ellis Dee wrote: »

If we really were just a crop awaiting harvesting by super-intelligent aliens who planted us, wouldn't you think we'd be a bit better tended, there would be fewer losses through wars, famines and epidemics and our growth substrate (i.e. the biosphere) would be kept in better nick by those ET farmers?:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Theres waste in every crop.

3ndahalfof6

davet82 wrote: »

i thought that was pretty clear in the statement

no it was, H.G. Wells has a lot to answer for if you ask me.

flutterflye

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

no it was, H.G. Wells has a lot to answer for if you ask me.

Ok do you think H.G. Wells has a lot to answer for?

3ndahalfof6

flutterflye wrote: »

Ok do you think H.G. Wells has a lot to answer for?

not so sure, ask davet82 he seems to be well up on it.

davet82

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

not so sure, ask davet82 he seems to be well up on it.

damn you, i just wanted to sound smart and bully the OP, you've exposed me, thanks :mad:


who is H.G. Wells?

Biggins

Baneblade wrote: »

but at least you get a free personality test

...They just didn't expect to get "Butchering Psycho" as a result with mine! :cool:

Eggy Baby!

In the universe, anything is possible.


(But you have watched too much Prometheus)




I have a theory that an alien ship stopped on Earth briefly billions of years ago. One of the aliens got out and took a crap in a tide pool. The bacteria on his stool over billions of years evolved into us.

Whereas Scientology from the utter very start is a whole different sad ball game.

More a cult than a religion.

3ndahalfof6

Eggy Baby! wrote: »

In the universe, anything is possible.


(But you have watched too much Prometheus)




I have a theory that an alien ship stopped on Earth briefly billions of years ago. One of the aliens got out and took a crap in a tide pool. The bacteria on his stool over billions of years evolved into us.

they had a spaceship and used stools

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BOLLOCKS

Eggy Baby!

"Stool" as in "Shit"...

3ndahalfof6

Eggy Baby! wrote: »

"Stool" as in "Shit"...

AHHH! ok I get you they were made from chipboard.

Augmerson

Surely the Aliens would have picked a species that didn't have much hope of evolving into an intelligent, aggressive and nuclear-armed bunch of mad bastards such as ourselves? Why not Cows? Mostly docile, good eating on them, get milk from them too, and leather.

You can get **** all eating from a human tbh. If Aliens came and tried to take the planet by force, they would probably win, but I reckon we'd nuke the **** out of the planet and render it useless.

3ndahalfof6

Augmerson wrote: »

Surely the Aliens would have picked a species that didn't have much hope of evolving into an intelligent, aggressive and nuclear-armed bunch of mad bastards such as ourselves? Why not Cows? Mostly docile, good eating on them, get milk from them too, and leather.

You can get **** all eating from a human tbh. If Aliens came and tried to take the planet by force, they would probably win, but I reckon we'd nuke the **** out of the planet and render it useless.

America.

Conor_M1990

Augmerson wrote: »

Surely the Aliens would have picked a species that didn't have much hope of evolving into an intelligent, aggressive and nuclear-armed bunch of mad bastards such as ourselves? Why not Cows? Mostly docile, good eating on them, get milk from them too, and leather.

You can get **** all eating from a human tbh. If Aliens came and tried to take the planet by force, they would probably win, but I reckon we'd nuke the **** out of the planet and render it useless.

A Black Guy a Jew and a Drunk would work better then Nukes

Rhyme

Eggy Baby! wrote: »

I have a theory that an alien ship stopped on Earth briefly billions of years ago. One of the aliens got out and took a crap in a tide pool. The bacteria on his stool over billions of years evolved into us.

Cool story, brometheus.

kneemos

Rhyme wrote: »

Cool story, brometheus.

What the hell is this prometheus people keep mentioning.?

Sindri

ScumLord wrote: »

The first and most important reason aliens have no interest in anything on earth is because we have absolutely nothing they could need.

A planet that supports complex life? The only one (that we so far know) in the solar system as well as the whole universe.

Cork boy 55

Bio-Harvester craft from National geographic alien invasion show

http://jingreed.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c73fe53ef015437c59f1b970c-800wi

paddy kerins

Cork boy 55 wrote: »

Bio-Harvester craft from National geographic alien invasion show

http://jingreed.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c73fe53ef015437c59f1b970c-800wi

Think I saw one of them out the back yesterday

Seriously OP, how many times have you seen Prometheus?

kneemos

paddy kerins wrote: »

Think I saw one of them out the back yesterday

Seriously OP, how many times have you seen Prometheus?

Never.

cml387

The "humankind being harvested" idea is not from Prometheus.

Nigel Kneale did it in 1980 in the TV series Quatermass (available on the tube that is you, or was).


Giant beams coming down from space and emptying Wembly stadium.


Thought you should know.

kneemos

cml387 wrote: »

The "humankind being harvested" idea is not from Prometheus.

Nigel Kneale did it in 1980 in the TV series Quatermass (available on the tube that is you, or was).


Giant beams coming down from space and emptying Wembly stadium.


Thought you should know.

Great minds are thinking alike.

alphabeat

ScumLord wrote: »

The first and most important reason aliens have no interest in anything on earth is because we have absolutely nothing they could need. We have no resource on earth that they couldn't get anywhere else much easier. Why try and pull water off a giant planet when you can just grab it off an asteroid?



Even using us for some sort of biological test doesn't make sense. Our scientist don't inject genes into an animal and return it to the wild, we do all our experiments in labs where we can control the environment if we didn't the results would be meaningless.

i know this is AH but jeezuz

how do you know this ?

are you some kind of galactic science expert - with the ear of the king alien who tells you everything ?

your presumptions are astounding .

how do you know we have nothing they could want , or us an an experiment is pointless ?

do you know them ?

did you ask them ?

amazing incredibly blinkered presumptions.

Duggys Housemate

alphabeat wrote: »

i know this is AH but jeezuz

how do you know this ?

are you some kind of galactic science expert - with the ear of the king alien who tells you everything ?

your presumptions are astounding .

how do you know we have nothing they could want , or us an an experiment is pointless ?

do you know them ?

did you ask them ?

amazing incredibly blinkered presumptions.

I know this is AH but your rebuttal isn't up to scratch.

do you know them ?

did you ask them ?

seriously?

Palytoxin

I'm not going to read past the op, but you can't be fcuking serious!

alphabeat

Duggys Housemate wrote: »

I know this is AH but your rebuttal isn't up to scratch.

do you know them ?

did you ask them ?

seriously?

its not a rebuttal, more a comment on the posters all knowing arrogance

yeah , seriously .

shizz

alphabeat wrote: »

i know this is AH but jeezuz

how do you know this ?

are you some kind of galactic science expert - with the ear of the king alien who tells you everything ?

your presumptions are astounding .

how do you know we have nothing they could want , or us an an experiment is pointless ?

do you know them ?

did you ask them ?

amazing incredibly blinkered presumptions.

Presumptions they may be, but they are likely due to the logic he has used. At least he gave reasons and not just statements.

Weylin

kneemos wrote: »

I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

cut back abit on the scrumpeys.............;)

Sin City

kneemos wrote: »

I have a theory (which is right)that we were "planted"here by aliens and they will be back when we reach a certain population (or when then the crop is ripe)what should I do.

No everyone knows that we were actually given alien DNA at some stage in our history (possibly why we cant find a missing link at all) and are now living alien/human hybrids. Get with the program man sheesh



*Adjust tin foil hat and stares into deep space*

Gummy Panda

PANDAS WILL RETURN TO HARVEST YOU ALL!!

jaspertheghost

give up the ol wacky backy,twould be for the best

Mairzydoats

Any idea when we reach full ripeness? You have me scared now.

kneemos

Mairzydoats wrote: »

Any idea when we reach full ripeness? You have me scared now.

Nine billion.

Duggys Housemate

kneemos wrote: »

Nine billion.

Not until 2050 - grand so.

Paaaaaarty!

Richard Hillman

Very unlikely, they wouldnt allow us to develop nuclear weapons or go to war with each other. Cant be having the livestock killing each other

ScumLord

alphabeat wrote: »

i know this is AH but jeezuz

how do you know this ?

are you some kind of galactic science expert - with the ear of the king alien who tells you everything ?

Yes, I bring this up at the intergalactic council every so often "Should we invade earth"? Everyone just laughs. It would be like the worlds top biologist going to a chimpanzee tribe and steeling the fruit they picked off the trees.

your presumptions are astounding .

Thank you.

how do you know we have nothing they could want , or us an an experiment is pointless ?

Bar the particular brand of life that's on this planet it's no different than millions of other planets. Because the aliens evolved on a completely different planet their biology may be completely incompatible with ours. If they can travel through the vastness of space they have solved many problems and are I'm assuming, completely independent of planetary biological systems in their space ship.