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25-06-2012 11:08am

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JamesReeves

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what do you call a Chinese man with a video camera

Phil Ming

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#2 25-06-2012 11:51am
FatherLen

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what's green and sits in the corner
a bold frog

what's green and doesn't sit in the corner
a VERY bold frog

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#3 25-06-2012 11:54am
JamesReeves

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oh dear hahaha

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#4 25-06-2012 5:13pm
keano_afc

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Whats brown and runs around the garden?
A fence

Whats black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra

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#5 25-06-2012 5:16pm
frag420

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop??
Dr Dre

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#6 25-06-2012 6:23pm
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What's black and white and goes boom boom boom?
A nun falling down the stairs

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#7 25-06-2012 6:46pm
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Two gold fish in a tank, one says to the other
How do you drive this thing

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#8 25-06-2012 7:12pm
Flesh Gorden

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What's brown and sticky?
A stick

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#9 25-06-2012 7:18pm
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What's pink and fluffy?
pink fluff

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#10 25-06-2012 7:19pm
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What do you call a crocodile in a vest?
investigator

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#11 25-06-2012 7:39pm
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what's brown and runny?

usain bolt

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#12 25-06-2012 8:12pm
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What did the daddy buffalo say to the baby buffalo when dropping him off at school?
Byson

Why should you not buy Ukrainian underwear?
because Chernobyl fallout

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#13 25-06-2012 9:38pm
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What do you call a black person at the controls of an airplane?
The pilot you racist!

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#14 25-06-2012 9:55pm
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What is the best time of day to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty

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#15 25-06-2012 9:57pm
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How do you show the spoiler thing? I'm so slow with computers!

Edit:never mind I figured it out!

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#16 25-06-2012 9:58pm
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Rasheed wrote: »

How do you show the spoiler thing? I'm so slow with computers!

Highlight the word.
Click and hold down the left mouse button and drag it across the word.

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#17 25-06-2012 10:01pm
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Rasheed wrote: »

How do you show the spoiler thing? I'm so slow with computers!

I don't get it

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#18 26-06-2012 5:01am
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam

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#19 26-06-2012 7:47am
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How do you make apple crumble?
Release a picture of Steve Jobs sucking off a donkey

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#20 26-06-2012 9:12am
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Whaddya call an Italian with a prosthetic foot?
Roberto

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#21 26-06-2012 2:43pm
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Vid? No.
Pic? No.
Link? No.
Cool?.... No.

There's a whole Humour forum that is (marginally) more suited

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#22 26-06-2012 2:48pm
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Whats pink and full of cobwebs?
Maddy's Tricycle

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#23 26-06-2012 9:41pm
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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis

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#24 27-06-2012 11:11pm
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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second koala bear fall out of the tree?
He thought it was a race?

Why did the tree fall down?
He thought he was a koala bear.

EDIT: I love pebbles21's joke - does that mean I am going to hell?

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#25 28-06-2012 12:47am
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She was only:a coalminer's daughter, but there was plenty slack in her knickers
a farmer's daughter, but the manure
a fisherman's daughter, but when she saw his rod, she reeled

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#26 28-06-2012 8:57am
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What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning

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#27 28-06-2012 8:58am
Harm Van Risk

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Follow the fresh prints!

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#28 28-06-2012 8:59am
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What did Stevie Wonder think of the cheese grater he got for Christmas?
He thought it was the most violent book he ever read

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#29 28-06-2012 3:28pm
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Why was Cinderella a bad footballer ?
she wore glass shoes

Why was Cinderella a bad footballer ?
she kept running away from the ball.

Why was Cinderella a bad footballer ?
she had a pumpkin as a coach

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#30 28-06-2012 7:24pm
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CVPL -> Humour

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#31 03-07-2012 11:25am
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Why did the one armed man cross the road

The Chicken needed a hand

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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