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  • 25-06-2012 4:37pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,300 ✭✭✭


    I was sent to prison and I said to my cell mate, "I won't be in here long."

    He replied, "Well the judge did give you 6 years."

    "Yeah I know, but I think my wife will break me out,

    She’s never let me finish a fookin sentence before."

    _________________________________

    My Thai girlfriend says that a small dick won't affect our relationship.

    Whether she's right or not, I'd prefer it if she didn't have one at all!

    _________________________________

    A woman has just come up to me holding an unlit fag.

    She said, "Have you got a light cock?"

    I replied, "Well it floats in the bath!"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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