Men who peak at the urinal.

Scanlas The 2nd

Do these individuals annoy you, are you one of these individuals. Explain yoursel if so.

keano_afc

Peak? In what way? As in reach the zenith of thier potential as an al fresco pisser?

kfallon

Peak as in reach a climax? :eek:

Dirty bollixes!

HowAreWe

LOL

MrStuffins

Being a peeker is no fun!

The most fun is standing at a urinal so that there's a gap of 1 urinal between you and the other patron!

Then you turn, look them in the eye, smile, and take a big side-step placing yourself at the urinal beside them!

Hilarity will ensue!

Dravokivich

Well of course I'm going to do my very best in an effort to keep my visual attention focused upon the urinal before me, but alas, I can not be to blame if some ruffian was to start swinging their appendage within the peripheries of my vision in a feable attempt for validation as to it's length and/or girth.

phasers

you're supposed to peek, it's a sign of respect.

frag420

I let my japs eye do the peaking..........................nobody suspects that!!

Nothingbetter2d

phasers wrote: »

you're supposed to peek, it's a sign of respect.

move closer so your splashback lands on his shoes.... then he has gotten your blessing

Oink

Dravokivich wrote: »

Well of course I'm going to do my very best in an effort to keep my visual attention focused upon the urinal before me, but alas, I can not be to blame if some ruffian was to start swinging their appendage within the peripheries of my vision in a feable attempt for validation as to it's length and/or girth.

Dravo's sig has never seemed so appropriate....:pac:

Ellis Dee

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Do these individuals annoy you, are you one of these individuals. Explain yoursel if so.

They are called willy-watchers. They only bother those who have small willies and feel bad about it.:):)

Dravokivich

Oink wrote: »

Dravo's sig has never seemed so appropriate....:pac:

Just for whenever I get around to changing it, or for those with sigs disabled:

"HomoErotica is only erotic if you get turned on by it!"

4zn76tysfajdxp

phasers wrote: »

you're supposed to peek, it's a sign of respect.

What if they don't like what they see? Eh?

I ask on behalf of my friend.

Dravokivich

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

move closer so your splashback lands on his shoes.... then he has gotten your blessing

All she'd need to do is squat.

Chuck Stone

When I go for a piss in the pub I pull my trousers and jocks right down to my ankles.

Nothingbetter2d

Chuck Stone wrote: »

When I go for a piss in the pub I pull my trousers and jocks right down to my ankles.

you really sit on the toilets in pubs? brave brave brave man/woman

Stinicker

frag420 wrote: »

I let my japs eye do the peaking..........................nobody suspects that!!

humm....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_SAVHHGQzI

ejmaztec

It's not the peeking that annoys me, it's the laughter.:(

Spread

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

move closer so your splashback lands on his shoes.... then he has gotten your blessing

Not to be recommended in the environs of Trinity

UglyBolloxFace

Chuck Stone wrote: »

When I go for a piss in the pub I pull my trousers and jocks right down to my ankles.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSz-3mxsxkZUfr-jcE_RRYK_iI4G5eba3N1QtLGzn55_0ITxkjatrE9gA0i

Drumpot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDZx7DBKzPY

Gummy Panda

When using public toilets, I use a cubicle so I can piss on the seat. I hope that some day someone will be in a rush for the toilet and sit down without noticing ^_^

Cee-Jay-Cee

I'm a peeker and if the fella beside me has a tiny todger I swing Round when I'm finished letting him have full sight of my enormous member.

fasttalkerchat

Gummy Panda wrote: »

When using public toilets, I use a cubicle so I can piss on the seat. I hope that some day someone will be in a rush for the toilet and sit down without noticing ^_^

You would need to be in mortal danger to sit on a public toilet nevermind doing so without looking.

Blitzkrieger

New rule for AH - if the OP can't spell what he wants to post about the thread is deleted?

Mr.Crinklewood

keano_afc wrote: »

Peak? In what way? As in reach the zenith of thier potential as an al fresco pisser?

Going by the OP's name he comes second all the time.

senordingdong

Chuck Stone wrote: »

When I go for a piss in the pub I pull my trousers and jocks right down to my ankles.

How do you pull them up without getting your face into the urinal?

Mickey Dazzler

That is nothing, if you want to shock someone when you go for a piss, instead of just taking your cock out through your fly you should drop your entire bags, boxer shorts included to your ankles and pull your t-shirt up and tuck it under your chin and then start thrusting your pelvis in and out while fist pump with your spare hand and singing bohemian rhapsody at the top of your voice.

shopaholic01

Mickey Dazzler wrote: »

That is nothing, if you want to shock someone when you go for a piss, instead of just taking your cock out through your fly you should drop your entire bags, boxer shorts included to your ankles and pull your t-shirt up and tuck it under your chin and then start thrusting your pelvis in and out while fist pump with your spare hand and singing bohemian rhapsody at the top of your voice.

And perform autofellatio.

Jester252

look them out of is what I do

blingrhino

And why do men spit in the urinal when peeing as everyone's lined up ?

Fromthetrees

My dad used to work in a country pub many moons ago and they had just gotten in urinals, one of the regulars came out and said "my dads name", "where's the flushing thing for the fancy new toilets?" :pac:

He had done a number two in the urinal.

1ZRed

No I think guys right beside me striking up a conversation is worse!

It's not in front of a urinal I want to be having a conversation with my dick out