I should be.......

Witchie

cleaning my house right now coz have a meeting this evening and then my fella is coming over and the place is a mess but instead I am on the internet trying to motivate myself to tidy up.

What should you be doing now instead of being on boards?

Agent Smith

Witchie wrote: »

What should you be doing now instead of being on boards?

getting the first post, and thus saving the world

MrStuffins

Witchie wrote: »

cleaning my house right now coz have a meeting this evening and then my fella is coming over and the place is a mess but instead I am on the internet trying to motivate myself to tidy up.

What should you be doing now instead of being on boards?

You think surfing the web is going to increase motivation?

You must be new to the internet............

Bannasidhe

In the attic getting down all the camping gear needed for 2 adults and 2 small children to spend 2 weeks in a muddy field in the fecking rain.

*sips coffee, lights a fag and checks new posts on boards*

Witchie

MrStuffins wrote: »

You think surfing the web is going to increase motivation?

You must be new to the internet............

Am hoping that I have read everything on the entire internet so that I can't delay the nasty business of cleaning anymore.

flutterflye

I'm not supposed to be doing anything.
Actually I'm supposed to big resting with my feet up, and that's just what I'm doing, so all's good.

mud

I'm supposed to be writing.

I just found myself agreeing to a Friday dead-line.

20,000 words or so.

So, here I am on boards.

3ndahalfof6

having a dump in the middle of the kitchen floor, I'm hoping it will give someone the motivation to tidy up.

Defiler Of The Coffin

Witchie wrote: »

cleaning my house right now coz have a meeting this evening and then my fella is coming over and the place is a mess but instead I am on the internet trying to motivate myself to tidy up.

What should you be doing now instead of being on boards?

You're a woman, that's the only motivation you should need

4zn76tysfajdxp

Defiler Of The Coffin wrote: »

You're a woman, that's the only motivation you should need

How progressive.

Dangerous Man

I should be going on my lunch break to buy a nice pair of shoes.

Sided

Dangerous Man wrote: »

I should be going on my lunch break to buy a nice pair of shoes.

You like shoes that much hey?

dodderangler

I reckon you should drop the hand that'd motivate most people

Sided

I should be outside, in the somewhat warm weather that Ireland has to offer ATM and probably figuring out what I'm going to eat tonight.

im invisible

...so lucky, lucky lucky lucky

oddman2

So lucky.

Edit: Your posts are just like your username, im_invisible.

Potential-Monke

I should be working

SouthTippBass

I should be dancing (yeah!)

sgb

I was always under the impression that cleaning was more like a hobby for women

Witchie

driving to dublin to batter the crap out of Fran Gavin and Stephen McGuinness for spouting total nonsense and lies on MNS.

danniemcq

fapping

Kylo Ren

napping

3ndahalfof6

Keno 92 wrote: »

napping

crapping

kfallon

Having a shit before I go to football, it just won't come out tho

SusieBlue

I should be making dinner cause the boyfriend will be home from work soon but I really can't be bothered..Will probably get take away instead

Dunny

Watching MNS but the feckin soaps are on.

Thank god for sky+

BUBBLE WRAP

I should be out running to lose a stone, So im on boards and youtube watch video titeled, "people running".

Where To

So lucky, lucky lucky lucky!!!

xL

I should be writing a more relevant post, but I just want to get my post count up to 10 so I can thank a funny picture I just seen in the Soccer Forum. This is the picture I'm talking about.

BUBBLE WRAP

xL wrote: »

I should be writing a more relevant post, but I just want to get my post count up to 10 so I can thank a funny picture I just seen in the Soccer Forum. This is the picture I'm talking about.

YOU MUST BE NEW HERE.......

xL

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

YOU MUST BE NEW HERE.......

Thank you. I am.

Dangerous Man

Sided wrote: »

You like shoes that much hey?

I don't dislike them; they're a necessity. I'm currently wearing a pair of brown leather wingtips. I'd like something a little more refined. You know how it is, especially these days.

Fulton Crown

Witchie wrote: »

cleaning my house right now coz have a meeting this evening and then my fella is coming over and the place is a mess but instead I am on the internet trying to motivate myself to tidy up.

What should you be doing now instead of being on boards?

You should be in the bath right now honey soaking yourself in scented water...then oil yourself all over with a nice lotion or body butter.

Trim the ladygarden to a number two or three ...or shave if he has that preference.

Give the "back box" a good going over with a rough face cloth..in case he might be in need of some "afters".

Some nice music...low lights ....scented candles...on with the black stox and sussies.

Little buzz with the dilly to get you "in the mood".....hmmmm?

He won't even notice if the place is untidy..

BUBBLE WRAP

xL wrote: »

Thank you. I am.

OKAY......THAT IS NICE.....BY THE WAY 2 MORE POSTS!

christmas2012

witchie i advise you grab a coffee for an extra energy boost and get the hell off that ass and move it,vaccum quick if it needs a vaccum,sweep the floor fluff up the pillows pick everything off the floor and stuff it under the bed or in the closet - hey presto clean house!

xL

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

OKAY......THAT IS NICE.....BY THE WAY 2 MORE POSTS!

1 more.

BUBBLE WRAP

xL wrote: »

1 more.

OKAY! NICE TO BE INFORMED ON YOUR POST COUNT......THANK YOU!

Damokc

kfallon wrote: »

Having a shit before I go to football, it just won't come out tho

Nothing worse!! And you know for a fact as soon as you start the warm up your gonna HAVE to go:rolleyes:

Damokc

xL wrote: »

I should be writing a more relevant post, but I just want to get my post count up to 10 so I can thank a funny picture I just seen in the Soccer Forum. This is the picture I'm talking about.

Is that .gif depicting our Shay Given snorting cocain? Is this a rumour or what in the soccer world?

It's ok....its just lime from the pitch...thought i missed a huge news story!

xL

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

OKAY! NICE TO BE INFORMED ON YOUR POST COUNT......THANK YOU!

It was you who informed me. Now I can http://i.imgur.com/yKSDb.jpg

BUBBLE WRAP

xL wrote: »

1 more.

OKAY! NICE TO BE INFORMED ON YOUR POST COUNT......THANK YOU!

3ndahalfof6

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

I should be out running to lose a stone, So im on boards and youtube watch video titeled, "people running".

is you taking the kids into the forest again.

flutterflye

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

OKAY! NICE TO BE INFORMED ON YOUR POST COUNT......THANK YOU!

This already happened.
Why is it happening again?

3ndahalfof6

flutterflye wrote: »

This already happened.
Why is it happening again?

ground boards day.

FloatingVoter

I should be fixing the Ulster Bank computers - but I'm sitting in a five star hotel in Beijing transferring a recent windfall worldwide.
Meh...Angela thinks I'm working so its cool.

Jester252

I should be sleepy

Mr Benevolent

MrStuffins wrote: »

You think surfing the web is going to increase motivation?

You must be new to the internet............

The internet helped motivate me to exercise consistently.*



*Helped, not convinced.

Witchie

Got the house cleaned, got to my meeting, got home and showered and landscaped before my OH arrived and had a lovely evening with him booking flights and hotels for our trip to Vegas and SF next month! Perfect evening so all my procrastination didn't have a negative impact. Yeah!

kfallon

I should be still in work......but I'm not

Witchie

I should be getting ready to go interview white collar boxers to promote our fundraiser in the local paper......aw feck it will go soon.

kfallon

Witchie wrote: »

I should be getting ready to go interview white collar boxers to promote our fundraiser in the local paper......aw feck it will go soon.

You should be called Hamlet