Shame at the end of a bottle...

mauzo

Have you ever done anything utterly mortifying after having a few too many drinks?

I wouldnt be the type to get 'messy' drunk, but over the weekend I went beyond messy. To the point where I honestly dont think ill ever drink again.

So share your stories and make me feel a little better!

ArtSmart

and you think not telling us your story is acceptable -

oh, wait - got it. 'Em, so tell us what happened then...'

Pushtrak

syndeyfife wrote: »

Have you ever done anything utterly mortifying after having a few too many drinks?

Everyone who has had a few too many has done something mortifying, as doing something mortifying is the yardstick for a few too many.

Jen Pigs Fly

I should not be allowed near men when I drink heavily

EDIT: darling I hope this makes you feel better :rolleyes:

cartell_best

I had a doctor in WRH tell me I had 3 fractures on my skull...two I sh*it you not I can not account for...

Deus Ex Machina

Yeah I was running around screaming and crying in the middle of the day this weekend. I'm on the drink the whole time now, got a few texts from people today saying the usual stuff: "you're an alcoholic psychopath" "you need to get off the drink" " you're a mess".

Always embarrassing to get those texts but when it comes around to the next day I'm usually feeling fine again and ready to go back on the drink.

im invisible

In before Deus


Edit: too late

The King of Moo

I once thanked a post that was a bit sexist.

brummytom

Posted these before:

Danced with a 50 year old woman

Got off with a 60 year old woman

Numerous drunken texts

Told a girl I could see her fanny

Pissed in my mom's wardrobe

Fell asleep on the bar, losing my passport in the process

Argued I could finish a crate. Doing so, being locked in the garden to sober up and falling asleep against the back door.

Poured a drink over my friend's head in the middle of Cavan Main St then had an incredibly poor scrap

Texting a lad I don't particularly like 'You're ridiculously gay'

Turned down sex, numerous times

Acquired many items of clothing I still have. Including a hat, sunglasses, 3D glasses, a Guinness Hat and a watch

Sang to my friend, wearing a back to front cap shouting 'I'M

DENIS CAHILL'

Sang 'I Useta Lover' in a session. Forgot the words and screamed

On Saturday, I was at a fleadh (a music competition). Over about 4 hours, I had 4 cans of lager, 8 pints of lager (including one I charged to a random hotel room of a hotel I wasn't staying in), a bottle of £3 white wine, and another glass of wine.

We kept moving between hotels to play tunes after getting kicked out of each one. On the way to the Premier Inn, I threw up the whole way up the road. Lovely.

mauzo

I wasnt supposed to drink alcohol with the tablets im taking, but I did....

Then I proceeded to tell my relatives my sob stories, dance like I work in a strip club, repeat said sob stories numerous times, moon them, shove handfuls of crisps into my mouth followed by handfuls of dip, and generally be very rude and vulgar until I went to bed....

ArtSmart

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I should not be aloud near men when I drink heavily

ah yes, the farting curse.

aint easy.

SafeSurfer

Everybody has and you will get over it.

The best way to get over it is to drink to completely blot it out and repeat the cycle ad naseum.


It's worked for me and I'm on my 8th can on a Monday night.

Lionel Messy

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I should not be aloud near men when I drink heavily

Are you on facebook?

mikemac1

There was a time fadó fadó when taxis were next to impossible to get on busy nights
You young uns would not remember
Bad times, I'm reminded of those days when I hear taxi drivers moaning about no work and too much competition


Torrential rain and I had a 7km walk home or queue for a taxi for ages

Decided I'd go to the office and sleep at my desk, seemed a reasonable idea at the time, was just up the road.
Security guard kicked me out


A few months later someone else did the same and was discovered asleep at their desk in the morning
Got fired
Very harsh imo, I don't think it's a firing offense

Esoteric_

Made out with some creepy Brazilian guy who had been following me for the best part of an hour. He then squared up to my male friend, who tried to get me away from him because he kept pulling me away from my friends. Only then did I realise he had a foreign accent. I then shouted at him that he was a Roma gypsy. He re-iterated that he was Brazilian, and I apparently (can't remember!) kept shouting at him to speak to me in Portugese to prove it.

He then tried to follow me home until I pushed him and ran away. Then my shoe's heel snapped off so I took off both shoes and hopped into a taxi.

Good night, from what I can remember of it. :pac:

Jimoslimos

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I should not be aloud near men when I drink heavily

SSHHhhhhh!

mauzo

Ive done some pretty embarrassing stuff with a few drinks on me, but never in front of family..! Half of them were sober and will remember!

I was told people were asking how Im doing, they are actually worried about me because of all the crap I was saying.

I just wish I could erase all their memories! :mad:

MrStuffins

I know the feeling OP! I always feel terrible when I get to the end of the bottle

But I just crack open another one and continue the PARTAAAAYYYY!!!! :cool:

Jen Pigs Fly

ArtSmart wrote: »

ah yes, the farting curse.

aint easy.

Like a tiny methane factory down there

Lionel Messy wrote: »

Are you on facebook?

I don't drink and facebook :rolleyes:

Jimoslimos wrote: »

SSHHhhhhh!

:pac:

MrStuffins

Lionel Messy wrote: »

Are you on facebook?

Of course she's not.

With that username she's obviously on Bebo!

Jesus Shaves

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I should not be aloud near men when I drink heavily

few pints at the weekend? maybe some shots after that

admiralofthefleet

ive done many things that were very embarrasing when i was drunk. some people here will know what im talking about but one really cringy thing looking back at it now was walking down camden street/portobello about 5 in the morning with my ipod on and me singing beetlebum at the top of my voice not realising i was (i thought i was singing in my head)
years ago now but i still cringe when i think back

cartell_best

All the messing aside, the Island by Paul Brady...one tune.....always brings me down to an even keel.....I think "some" of us have reached the end of a bottle and for some reason or another we look stubbornly back up and come fighting back...no shame at the end of a bottle..once you keep your eye on the horizon and realise that its hope you're aiming for and not despair...

Chuck Stone

It'll be better tomorrow, Bubs.

Tomorrow, man. What kind of dope fiend be talking about tomorrow? Tomorrow ain't ****. Today, Johnny, today.

OMARS_COMING_

Chuck Stone wrote: »

It'll be better tomorrow, Bubs.

Tomorrow, man. What kind of dope fiend be talking about tomorrow? Tomorrow ain't ****. Today, Johnny, today.

lol

Where To

I'm drunk for the first time dince JANUAUAURY!!

yaaaYYYY!!!

wHGAT was the ceistion again?

hic. . . . ,/.. . . . . .

Where To

Every TimE I'm frunk i walways sing this little song.

I think it substansiestmates the type of people I am.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDnXll1zyNA

some random drunk

Probably the worst thing I did was allow a girl to pull my pants down and take my cock out in front of a bunch of people on the dance floor.

SusieBlue

Worst one was probably the time I thought it would be great craic to go underage drinking with the gang aged about 15.

It was my first time drinking and sharing a litre of vodka with the best friend seemed like a great plan. Half a litre seemed like a perfectly acceptable amount of alcohol for a first time.

I was about 3/4 way through my half when I realised that I was off my face and started panicking that my mother would notice.

The lads told me that if I ate dry leaves off the ground, it'd sober me up straight away and my mam wouldn't notice a thing.

I obliged, about 15 leaves later I started throwing up, then passed out. My friends stopped a passing squad car cos they thought I was dead. The gaurds called an ambulance.

I ended up having to get my stomach pumped, and needless to say, my mother found out. Moral of the story, I was a little knacker when I was a teenager and leaves do not make you sober. :rolleyes:

Andy!!

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I should not be aloud near men when I drink heavily

It's spelt 'allowed' dear.

stek

I turn very quite and timid when I get drunk, its a curse.

Jen Pigs Fly

Andy!! wrote: »

It's spelt 'allowed' dear.

I know, wasn't bothered to edit the post.

And watch your tone :cool:

Nodster

I once entered a 48 hour Irish Danicng Competition, but failed the drug test

thomur

Couldnt get a taxi. Remembered that you had to get through 2 doors to get to the ATM on some street in Temple Bar. Best nights sleep ever.

1ZRed

Went to Manchester when I was 17
Was approached by a streetwalker. I was drunkish but I said I didn't fancy syphilis for a fee which really pissed her off.

Got so roudy that I got thrown out of a gambling club by security (god knows how I got in but I still have the membership)

Proceeded to scream and shout "come on the ****in scousers!!!" while in a very rough all-Man U pub and all around town that night. Don't know how I wasn't stabbed tbh!

Went to the jacks and spent all my change on condoms?? I don't think I even pulled!

And me and my friends kept asking randomers on the street where the strip club was. Very classy btw...

But WORST OF ALLl we never found it! We never got to go to long legs!

This was pretty much my pathetic drink induced reaction:



So yeah, just a slight bit of shame but I'll never forget how much fun I had!:D

Where To

1ZRed wrote: »

Went to Manchester when I was 17
Was approached by a streetwalker. I was drunkish but I said I didn't fancy syphilis for a fee which really pissed her off.

Got so roudy that I got thrown out of a gambling club by security (god knows how I got in but I still have the membership)

Proceeded to scream and shout "come on the ****in scousers!!!" while in a very rough all-Man U pub and all around town that night. Don't know how I wasn't stabbed tbh!

Went to the jacks and spent all my change on condoms?? I don't think I even pulled!

And me and my friends kept asking randomers on the street where the strip club was. Very classy btw...

But WORST OF ALLl we never found it! We never got to go to long legs!

This was pretty much my pathetic drink induced reaction:



So yeah, just a slight bit of shame but I'll never forget how much fun I had!:D

I feel your pain.

Sindri

...fire...lots of fire....

Cookie_Monster

Blocked a nitelink but putting a traffic cone in the middle of the road, right in front of some politicians garda driver.

Almost got banned from my local for stealing pint glasses and throwing them at the roundabout outside.

Remember leaving a friends house and then arriving home covered in blood with a huge gash in my head. no idea to this day what happened in between.

Being a warden on a well know scout camp-site one nite, on the lash. Urgent requirement to vomit suddenly hits me, rush outside, evacuate my stomach and get found 5 mins later hosing the entire yard down for some reason

Good times

Jesus Wept

brummytom wrote: »

Got off with a 60 year old woman

****ing 'ell.

brummytom wrote: »

Texting a lad I don't particularly like 'You're ridiculously gay'

You like him enough to have his number though.

mikemac1 wrote: »

There was a time fadó fadó when taxis were next to impossible to get on busy nights
You young uns would not remember
Bad times, I'm reminded of those days when I hear taxi drivers moaning about no work and too much competition


Torrential rain and I had a 7km walk home or queue for a taxi for ages

Decided I'd go to the office and sleep at my desk, seemed a reasonable idea at the time, was just up the road.
Security guard kicked me out


A few months later someone else did the same and was discovered asleep at their desk in the morning
Got fired
Very harsh imo, I don't think it's a firing offense

Waiting 2 hours for a taxi was standard, load of bollix. I remember!

Andy!!

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

And watch your tone :cool:

Or what... you'll mispel something in my general direction? :pac:

Captain Darling

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

I should not be allowed near men when I drink heavily

EDIT: darling I hope this makes you feel better :rolleyes:

????

Hardonraging

syndeyfife wrote: »

Have you ever done anything utterly mortifying after having a few too many drinks?

I wouldnt be the type to get 'messy' drunk, but over the weekend I went beyond messy. To the point where I honestly dont think ill ever drink again.

So share your stories and make me feel a little better!

I dont really drink at all these days, but if i happen to bump in to you some night sure we'll have a few

shopaholic01

The King of Moo wrote: »

I once thanked a post that was a bit sexist.

:eek:

Andy!! wrote: »

It's spelt 'allowed' dear.

Andy!! wrote: »

Or what... you'll mispel something in my general direction? :pac:

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

CruelCoin

Puking my ring up in Ukraine and then running up to armed guards and daring them to shoot me.

Deus Ex Machina

I used invariably have a few whiskies before meeting my friends, which obviously evolved to a few more whiskies, the more and more. Now I just down an entire bottle and turn up incomprehensible, screaming, shouting and crying. It is very much like a physical and emotional assault: one minute I'll be telling them secrets about myself and others so deep and private that they change the way they think about me completely. Often they sense a vibe of what I'm saying before I get it out and they'll start telling me to stop and shut up but I force them to listen and become violent. These are the kind of secrets I would never tell anybody sober.

Next I am violent, abusive and sexually charged. I have gone after my best friends' girlfriends, trying any tactic to get them, including denigrating my friend and making up stories to go with the truth. I have broken up many relationships of (mostly former) friends doing this.


My thirst for alcohol becomes insatiable soon and I steal any drink I can get my hands on. I'm usually alone soon after, and I trawl the streets looking for drink and people. I often engage in public sex acts with street dwellers at this stage, and have both been arrested and been seen by people who know me. I have destroyed public and private property and hurt people along the way. No wonder people call me an alcoholic psychopath!

Deus Ex Machina

Drunk now obviously.

shopaholic01

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Drunk now obviously.

I really hope you are not serious .

Overflow

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

I used invariably have a few whiskies before meeting my friends, which obviously evolved to a few more whiskies, the more and more. Now I just down an entire bottle and turn up incomprehensible, screaming, shouting and crying. It is very much like a physical and emotional assault: one minute I'll be telling them secrets about myself and others so deep and private that they change the way they think about me completely. Often they sense a vibe of what I'm saying before I get it out and they'll start telling me to stop and shut up but I force them to listen and become violent. These are the kind of secrets I would never tell anybody sober.

Next I am violent, abusive and sexually charged. I have gone after my best friends' girlfriends, trying any tactic to get them, including denigrating my friend and making up stories to go with the truth. I have broken up many relationships of (mostly former) friends doing this.


My thirst for alcohol becomes insatiable soon and I steal any drink I can get my hands on. I'm usually alone soon after, and I trawl the streets looking for drink and people. I often engage in public sex acts with street dwellers at this stage, and have both been arrested and been seen by people who know me. I have destroyed public and private property and hurt people along the way. No wonder people call me an alcoholic psychopath!

Very creative, well done !! I enjoyed reading your blog, same writing style

biko

Andy!! wrote: »

Or what... you'll mispel something in my general direction? :pac:

Grammar nazis are the worst kind of nazis, after the kind that killed all the jews of course.

Chuck Stone

shopaholic01 wrote: »

I really hope you are not serious .

He's not.

His English is way too clear for him to be drunk. . People who act in that manner do not have a large circle of friends - the stories are full of holes and missing finer details that would lend them an air of reality.

He's been reading too many Irvine Welsh novels.

shopaholic01

Chuck Stone wrote: »

He's not.

His English is way to clear for him to be drunk. . People who act in that manner do not have a large circle of friends - the stories are full of holes and missing finer details that would lend them an air of reality.

He's been reading too many Irvine Welsh novels.

But I can't relax until he resumes his search for a woman to suck whiskey off his erect penis . I know everything is ok then.