Shame at the end of a bottle...

Jaxxy

Diamond_Ninja wrote: »

sarabroderick wrote: »

Was made redundant a few years back and we all got a few quid. We finished on a Friday and went for pints at lunch. Got home the following Monday night. Myself and one of the other girls booked a hotel room in town and six of us essentially holed up in there for the weekend. It was like ancient Rome. None of us can look each other in the eye since.

We did that for a friends birthday last year in Wexford, two double beds, 4 girls 3 guys. Didn't make for comfortable sleeping, not that we were sober enough to notice

You had an orgy too?

hondasam

I must go back on the bottle, forgot all the fun I'm missing on.

Pdfile

got punched in the stomachh & nutted by two random girls then in trouble off the bouncers for asking them not to throw me out due to being hit by them ( over nothing, didn't see nor talk to them at any stage during the night )...

their ffellas camme in later and then started on me also... i was half cut at that stage and from testimony from friends i hooked one and got pulled off the other...

got thrown out, pulled a giirl from the smoking area...

everything went better then expected.

I'm gonna have to stop drinking soon...

Deus Ex Machina

I am pie wrote: »

Shenanigans. This never happened though did it, and you're not really in the middle of some desparate bender either.

Just write the book and be done with it "Thing's I've (not) Done Whilst Drunk"

Come on..."excuse me sir, I have to inform you that I saw you having your knob nibbled by some awful dreg of society and if I should witness this horrid event again I shall be informing the police"

Yep. No holes in that story.

Plenty of holes, just like any real story. It's a weird world we live in.


The reason she mentioned it to me was that she had her 7 month old with her at the time, and obviously she didn't want him to see anything like that again.

I am pie

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Plenty of holes, just like any real story. It's a weird world we live in.


The reason she mentioned it to me was that she had her 7 month old with her at the time, and obviously she didn't want him to see anything like that again.

It's a weird world you pretend, pretentiously, to live in.

mikemac1

kfallon wrote: »

Were you working in the IFSC at the time?

How did you know :eek:

downwithpeace

Got in to a drinking contest at a friends wedding, I was far from being the winner, I woke up the next morning to find my ex-girlfriend in bed with me, apparently I expressed my undieing love for her the night before, next day I found out she was telling everyone we were getting married.

I have stranger ones, all involving Jack Daniels.

MugMugs

downwithpeace wrote: »

Got in to a drinking contest at a friends wedding, I was far from being the winner, I woke up the next morning to find my ex-girlfriend in bed with me, apparently I expressed my undieing love for her the night before, next day I found out she was telling everyone we were getting married.

I have stranger ones, all involving Jack Daniels.

it's always fascinated me the lengths us men will go to just to get our end away with a few in us.

kfallon

mikemac1 wrote: »

How did you know :eek:

I recognised the story (not so much your one but the similar one that led to the guy getting sacked) Think I've seen him a few times in the Astropark in Coolock actually!

mikemac1

Oh right

Yeah it became a well known story around the area

Still ridiculously harsh

kfallon

mikemac1 wrote: »

Oh right

Yeah it became a well known story around the area

Still ridiculously harsh

Well we were all gonna find out about it considering we worked in the same office

smash

syndeyfife wrote: »

Have you ever done anything utterly mortifying after having a few too many drinks?

I have never sent a mod a cock pic while drunk!

kfallon

smash wrote: »

I have never sent a mod a cock pic while drunk!

So you did it when you were sober? :eek:

:pac:

CastlebarMan

Got smashed in Letterkenny, nowhere to stay, friend with car said lets go to Derry, we will get a bed for the night there. On the way into Derry car mounted a roundabout, messed the car up big style. managed to get it off the said roundabout and drive battered car to Bogside.
Went to bed saying “wow got away with that one”, an hour later old RUC kick down the door of the house, arrest everybody, then utter disappointment that it was only drunken Southern students, was escorted to the border in batter car we were well over the limit and told in no uncertain terms don't come back!

Diamond_Ninja

Jaxxy wrote: »

You had an orgy too?

Frequently, yes.

mikemac1

Out in Templebar in Dublin

This was ye olden times when the taxis didn't queue for you and instead you queued for the taxis
And the taximan asked you were you were going, are ya a good fare. You walked out of town and hoped to flag one down when they were coming back in.
Bad times And while I will never ever have sympathy for them, anyway back ontopic

Living 7km north of city centre and decided to walk it

I clearly got tired on my way north as I climbed into waste ground on the north circular road and found a nice little place for a snooze. Nobody could see me lying down, great


How I got in there without slitting myself open I don't quite know
Climbed a 10ft fence with barbed wire on the top, took me aaaaaaaages to get out again.
Yet I did it no bother while drunk, I can't remember getting over the fence but I managed it somehow

Alpha Man

Ah Lahinch 2 years ago my arch enemy alcohol set me up to fight a wall needless to say the wall won and I ended up with a cut running from under my chin up my face to my forhead. Split lip and broken nose, blood everywhere. needless to say the pain the next morning wasnt pleasant hahaha. Tequila + me = pain the next morning

Paparazzo

damagegt wrote: »

Went out few weeks back with my sisters mate.I had been drinking all day and by lunch time I had hounded my way through 15 pints before I had met up with her.That evening I some how convinced her that heading out with me would be a good idea and I had loads of money to pay for everything .

Turns out I had no money what so ever so she paid for everything and at some stage during the night I had convinced someone to give us a go of their bike,I then got the girl to sit on the crossbar and cycled off, made it about 20ft down the road before I crashed into a pole.

I jumped up not a mark on me but she wasn't so lucky as blood began to trickle down her face.She paniced a little before I calmed the situation and brought her to a doctor.Along the way her feet started to get sore from the shoes she was wearing so I gave her a piggy back needless to say I made it about 20ft before dropping her once more on her head.

My time to split I though and legged it off .NICE

I woke up in my garden covered in puke with the world of abuse on my phone.
I have not heard from that particular young lady since.

Must be a lezzer