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  • 26-06-2012 9:58am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,300 ✭✭✭


    Why couldn't Ashley Cole score?

    Because the Italian goalkeeper wasn't a stupid Geordie slut.

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    Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon to the balls not bouncing correctly.

    May I suggest for her to try some better fitting underwear?

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    "How much do you love me?" asked my wife.

    "Well." i replied. "Look up and count the stars. That's how much i love you."

    "But it's daytime."

    "Exactly."

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    I think it's time my wife went on a diet,

    She threw the bedroom curtains open this morning, saying "Oh my god, what a lovely sunny day."

    And i was still lying in total darkness.

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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