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Wife found her hubby having sex with dog

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  • #2
    rgmmg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 537 ✭✭✭rgmmg


    When she walked in he probably blurted out "Down boy, down boy." No doubt, she would have thought he was talking about the dog, not his lad.


  • #3
    blaze1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭blaze1


    Like i always say if your going to ride a dog at least make sure she has a pretty face


  • #4
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    jesus, that's ruff.
    he must be seriously in the dog-house after that one...


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Which one did he call his bitch?


  • #6
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    davet82 wrote: »
    little bit embarrassing dont ya think?
    What, reading The Sun?


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  • #7
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    What, reading The Sun?


    BUUUUUURRRRRRN!


  • #8
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    What, reading The Sun?

    shut up, it has boobs in it ;)


  • #9
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    To be fair, not many women would oblige if you whistled for them to come upstairs.


  • #10
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Naked Nicholas Saunders

    great name


  • #11
    i71jskz5xu42pb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭i71jskz5xu42pb


    Husband (with dog in arms): This is the pig I have sex with when you are not in the mood
    Wife: That's not a pig, that's a dog you stupid fecker
    Husband: I wasn't talking to you


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  • #12
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Some people just don't know what kind of bone to give a dog.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::)


  • #13
    tmc86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭tmc86


    Well there's only one sex position that springs to mind.......


  • #14
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,134 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    davet82 wrote: »
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4394222/Wife-found-her-ex-having-sex-with-dog-after-she-jilted-him.html

    In the spirit of all the weird news threads in AH of late...



    little bit embarrassing dont ya think? like bull mastiffs are ugly bastards :rolleyes:

    He probably wouldn't have seen much of the ugly feckers face, unless there was a bit of foreplay.



    :pac:


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
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    tmc86 wrote: »
    Well there's only one sex position that springs to mind.......

    Spooning? Jackhammer?


  • #16
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    tmc86 wrote: »
    Well there's only one sex position that springs to mind.......

    yeah i thought missionary too :p


  • #17
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,036 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    "What's that, Lassie? Nick has tripped and landed in the Shih Tzu?"

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • #18
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    RVP 11 wrote: »
    Spooning? Jackhammer?

    Reverse cowgirl, obviously.


  • #19
    Phill Ewinn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭Phill Ewinn


    Wife must have been ruff.


  • #20
    [Deleted User]
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    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Reverse cowgirl, obviously.

    Oh you have experience with this?:D
    How do you get the scrapes off yer arse?


  • #21
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,159 ✭✭✭frag420


    tmc86 wrote: »
    Well there's only one sex position that springs to mind.......

    Human style??

    The dog likes to mix it up a little!!


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  • #22
    Andrew33
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,857 ✭✭✭Andrew33


    Man walks into his house with a chickenBull Mastiff under his arm, "This is the pig I've been fcuking when you're not available". Wife says "that's not a pig, it's a chickenBull Mastiff". Hubby replies "I was talking to the chickenBull Mastiff".


  • #23
    saintsaltynuts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭saintsaltynuts


    Im feeling dog woof after reading that.


  • #24
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    RVP 11 wrote: »
    Oh you have experience with this?:D
    How do you get the scrapes off yer arse?

    Ah, they heal quite nicely in time.


  • #25
    Roadend
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Roadend


    I have to say, a bull never made mestiff


  • #26
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    davet82 wrote: »
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4394222/Wife-found-her-ex-having-sex-with-dog-after-she-jilted-him.html

    In the spirit of all the weird news threads in AH of late...



    little bit embarrassing dont ya think? like bull mastiffs are ugly bastards :rolleyes:

    i wonder what the pups will look like!!!! :eek: and is crufts like a porn orgy to the guy?


  • #27
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,383 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Hey turked err dawg

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • #28
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Oh I feel sick after reading that.
    Seriously, what was wrong with his hand?
    Or even the feckin hoover?
    Or a prostitute?
    I just cannot understand beastiality at all.
    Eugh.


  • #29
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    flutterflye wrote: »
    Seriously, what was wrong with his hand?
    Or even the feckin hoover?
    Or a prostitute?

    you know how dangerous that is right? :D


  • #30
    msg11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭msg11


    smash wrote: »
    you know how dangerous that is right? :D

    She suck the balls off ye lad..


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  • #31
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    flutterflye wrote: »
    Oh I feel sick after reading that.
    Seriously, what was wrong with his hand?
    Or even the feckin hoover?
    Or a prostitute?
    I just cannot understand beastiality at all.
    Eugh.

    You've never experienced bear love then :O


  • #32
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    smash wrote: »
    you know how dangerous that is right? :D
    msg11 wrote: »
    She suck the balls off ye lad..

    Hoovers come with adjustable suction ;), a different intensity depending on your mood.


  • #33
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    smash wrote: »
    you know how dangerous that is right? :D

    Sorry, I don't have a penis so I don't know, no!
    I dunno something else then - a hollowed out roll or candle then?!


  • #34
    emigrate2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 323 ✭✭emigrate2012


    little bit embarrassing dont ya think? like bull mastiffs are ugly bastards :rolleyes:[/Quote]

    ?!? What takes your fancy?an afghan perhaps?labrador/poodle cross maybe?personally I think your very shallow,personality counts for so much more IMHO.


  • #35
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    dogs and hoovers... this thread is really opening up some new doors for me ;)


  • #36
    [Deleted User]
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    :pac: My hoover swallows everytime without fail.


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  • #37
    rgmmg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 537 ✭✭✭rgmmg


    "What could I do, he wanted a bone love" :rolleyes:


  • #38
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    RVP 11 wrote: »
    :pac: My hoover swallows everytime without fail.

    I hope you put one of those special air freshners in the hoover bag :cool:.


  • #39
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    So he wanted a bit of tail.


  • #40
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    I hope you put one of those special air freshners in the hoover bag :cool:.

    either that or he owns a dyson with 8x cyclone suction power and has that big ball for easier manuevering ;):D


  • #41
    [Deleted User]
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    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    I hope you put one of those special air freshners in the hoover bag :cool:.

    It's bag-less with a window for voyeurs.:pac:


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  • #42
    Rasheed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Rasheed


    Didn't this happen in Ireland not so long go, with a woman?

    Probably more common then we think!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/08/woman-dies-allergic-sex-with-dog_n_893509.html


  • #43
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Rasheed wrote: »
    Didn't this happen in Ireland not so long go, with a woman?

    Probably more common then we think!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/08/woman-dies-allergic-sex-with-dog_n_893509.html

    Allergic to dog sperm - must be the perfect knock back line :D


  • #44
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Poor dog :(


  • #45
    Roadend
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 885 ✭✭✭Roadend


    davet82 wrote: »
    dogs and hoovers... this thread is really opening up some new doors for me ;)

    Backdoors?


  • #46
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    Poor dog :(
    Listen that dog done well to get ****ed by a species higher up on the food chain and more intelligent than it.
    I would have said cool dog.:cool:


  • #47
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Poor bitch


  • #48
    optimistic_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭optimistic_


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Naked Nicholas Saunders

    great name


    Posting that exact response is why I'm here, well played sir.


  • #49
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Roadend wrote: »
    Backdoors?

    yes, backdoors to sin :(


  • #50
    elefant
    Registered Users Posts: 4,672 ✭✭✭elefant


    Still a better lovestory than twilight


  • #51
    christmas2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    that really is revolting... :eek:


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