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The Confession Box - get it off your chest

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    #152
    BennyMul
    Registered Users Posts: 1,173 ✭✭✭BennyMul


    Im so weak, there was a get together and I gave into sweat things,
    2 slices of coffee cake, a flap jacks and chockie biscuit.


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    #153
    Solobally8
    Registered Users Posts: 1,235 ✭✭✭Solobally8


    This thread is hilarious. What happened to DQS and the likes? I used to feel so bad reading your logs at the start of the year thinking I was the only one who ate waaayy too much crap. It's great that I'm not alone :D:D


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    #154
    RacoonQueen
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,366 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen


    New packet of rich tea in the press.

    Want whole packet.


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    #155
    Kurt Godel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,361 ✭✭✭Kurt Godel


    Here's one I've been saving for a few weeks. Went into Decathlon, while in France, to buy a bike helmet. My bike is orange, white, and grey- I see a helmet in orange, white, and grey. Dilemma one, it's not quite the same grey, is soon overcome, it will look great anyways. Dilemma two, it doesn't really fit, and there's a yellow helmet that fits great, but doesn't match the bike...

    I buy the orange helmet, proudly start off on a 40k spin along the Loire, sure that many a Frenchman will doff their beret to my matching ensemble. A few kilometers in and skin has been torn from my chaffed scalp...

    Now I cycle Irish roads comfortably in a well fitting yellow hat, searching in vain for French doffers. Anyone with a narrow head looking to buy an orange helmet, PM me:)


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    #156
    Dory Dory
    Registered Users Posts: 6,888 ✭✭✭Dory Dory


    I ate brownies (2) with vanilla ice cream for lunch today. That was it.


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    #157
    RacoonQueen
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 20,366 Mod ✭✭✭✭RacoonQueen


    Kurt Godel wrote: »

    Now I cycle Irish roads comfortably in a well fitting yellow hat, searching in vain for French doffers. Anyone with a narrow head looking to buy an orange helmet, PM me:)

    Do we have to pay extra for your skin?


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    #158
    antomagoo
    Registered Users Posts: 730 ✭✭✭antomagoo


    Mother in law arrived with 5 different packets of biscuits today. I should go to bed but I've just made tea and it would be rude to spurn her generosity


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    #159
    littlemsfickle
    Registered Users Posts: 278 ✭✭littlemsfickle


    Kurt Godel wrote: »
    Here's one I've been saving for a few weeks. Went into Decathlon, while in France, to buy a bike helmet. My bike is orange, white, and grey- I see a helmet in orange, white, and grey. Dilemma one, it's not quite the same grey, is soon overcome, it will look great anyways. Dilemma two, it doesn't really fit, and there's a yellow helmet that fits great, but doesn't match the bike...

    I buy the orange helmet, proudly start off on a 40k spin along the Loire, sure that many a Frenchman will doff their beret to my matching ensemble. A few kilometers in and skin has been torn from my chaffed scalp...

    Now I cycle Irish roads comfortably in a well fitting yellow hat, searching in vain for French doffers. Anyone with a narrow head looking to buy an orange helmet, PM me:)

    I really thought this was going to go down the road of "so I bought the yellow helmet.....and then a yellow bike."


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    #160
    elvis jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,197 ✭✭✭elvis jones


    So no on else has ate any crap in 11 days:confused::rolleyes:;)

    Mrs Jones birthday yesterday so cake was had followed by 8 jumbo sausage rolls, a 12 inch pizza and of course it was washed down with some northern Itlaian red wine:)


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    #161
    d4r3n
    Registered Users Posts: 707 ✭✭✭d4r3n


    I think I've just found out the reason for my skinniness, what the hell do you guys eat?!


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    #162
    BTH
    Registered Users Posts: 3,075 Mod ✭✭✭✭BTH


    elvis jones wrote: »
    So no on else has ate any crap in 11 days:confused::rolleyes:;)

    Mrs Jones birthday yesterday so cake was had followed by 8 jumbo sausage rolls, a 12 inch pizza and of course it was washed down with some northern Itlaian red wine:)

    Saturday evening I was at a stag do. Beer, beer and more beer. Dirty fry up on Sunday morning. Hit the biscuits and the chocolates here in the office yesterday and late night for a committee meeting so I haven't had a proper dinner since Friday. I only training I've done since I crossed the line on Saturday has been some endurance work for my drinking arm, and there'll be nothing tonight either.

    Feel better??


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    #163
    miller82
    Registered Users Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭miller82


    elvis jones wrote: »
    So no on else has ate any crap in 11 days:confused::rolleyes:;)

    Mrs Jones birthday yesterday so cake was had followed by 8 jumbo sausage rolls, a 12 inch pizza and of course it was washed down with some northern Itlaian red wine:)

    well played


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    #164
    shotgunmcos
    Registered Users Posts: 8,208 ✭✭✭shotgunmcos


    Full pack of chocolate hob nobs dunked and devoured ... hard turbo skipped for couch too.


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    #165
    Brick Session
    Closed Accounts Posts: 455 ✭✭Brick Session


    Will 6 cans of cider while watching the closing ceremony of the Olympics on Sunday night earn me any kudos?


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    #166
    miller82
    Registered Users Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭miller82


    Brick Session wrote: »
    Will 6 cans of cider while watching the closing ceremony of the Olympics on Sunday night earn me any kudos?

    a little ye.
    Did you smash a load of food with it ????


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    #167
    Brick Session
    Closed Accounts Posts: 455 ✭✭Brick Session


    miller82 wrote: »
    a little ye.
    Did you smash a load of food with it ????

    Half a family bag of tangy cheese doritos, 2 ice cream wafers!!


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    #168
    cjt156
    Registered Users Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭cjt156


    Last friday treated myself to a full Irish after a week of black coffee, juice and muesli. No lunch, too busy, so arrived at the cinema (daughter's birthday) straight from work starvin' like Hank Marvin. Quick Big Mac Meal (my first in almost 7 years - my last was the day my son was born, again hungry desperation).
    After the movie my missus texts me from Eddie Rocket's (another batch of siblings and friends); OK, order me an Atomic Burger and Garlic Fries!

    Never has being so bad felt so good - so I celebrated with a bottle of red on the couch!


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    #169
    elvis jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,197 ✭✭✭elvis jones


    cjt156 wrote: »
    Last friday treated myself to a full Irish after a week of black coffee, juice and muesli. No lunch, too busy, so arrived at the cinema (daughter's birthday) straight from work starvin' like Hank Marvin. Quick Big Mac Meal (my first in almost 7 years - my last was the day my son was born, again hungry desperation).
    After the movie my missus texts me from Eddie Rocket's (another batch of siblings and friends); OK, order me an Atomic Burger and Garlic Fries!

    Never has being so bad felt so good - so I celebrated with a bottle of red on the couch!

    My hat is tipped in your direction !


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    #170
    Brick Session
    Closed Accounts Posts: 455 ✭✭Brick Session


    cjt156 wrote: »
    Last friday treated myself to a full Irish after a week of black coffee, juice and muesli. No lunch, too busy, so arrived at the cinema (daughter's birthday) straight from work starvin' like Hank Marvin. Quick Big Mac Meal (my first in almost 7 years - my last was the day my son was born, again hungry desperation).
    After the movie my missus texts me from Eddie Rocket's (another batch of siblings and friends); OK, order me an Atomic Burger and Garlic Fries!

    Never has being so bad felt so good - so I celebrated with a bottle of red on the couch!

    LEGEND!!!


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    #171
    shotgunmcos
    Registered Users Posts: 8,208 ✭✭✭shotgunmcos


    cjt156 wrote: »
    Last friday treated myself to a full Irish after a week of black coffee, juice and muesli. No lunch, too busy, so arrived at the cinema (daughter's birthday) straight from work starvin' like Hank Marvin. Quick Big Mac Meal (my first in almost 7 years - my last was the day my son was born, again hungry desperation).
    After the movie my missus texts me from Eddie Rocket's (another batch of siblings and friends); OK, order me an Atomic Burger and Garlic Fries!

    Never has being so bad felt so good - so I celebrated with a bottle of red on the couch!
    Quality sinning!!


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    #172
    BeepBeep67
    Registered Users Posts: 8,082 ✭✭✭BeepBeep67


    I've just ran 7.75 hilly miles as punishment for the 8 pints of Guinness I had last night and the durty big fry up this morning.


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    #173
    Abhainn
    Registered Users Posts: 2,236 ✭✭✭Abhainn


    BeepBeep67 wrote: »
    I've just ran 7.75 hilly miles as punishment for the 8 pints of Guinness I had last night and the durty big fry up this morning.

    Jaysus BB67 didn't think you had in in yourself to down 8 pints of the black stuff. Punishment is good. Like pain is weakness leaving the body


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    #174
    Oryx
    Subscribers Posts: 19,425 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    Abhainn wrote: »
    Punishment is good.
    So is chocolate.


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    #175
    Kurt Godel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,361 ✭✭✭Kurt Godel


    BeepBeep67 wrote: »
    I've just ran 7.75 hilly miles as punishment for the 8 pints of Guinness I had last night and the durty big fry up this morning.

    That's 12.47km, atoning for 4.55 litres. We're all Father Trendy's this side of the confession box;)


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    #176
    BeepBeep67
    Registered Users Posts: 8,082 ✭✭✭BeepBeep67


    Kurt Godel wrote: »

    That's 12.47km, atoning for 4.55 litres. We're all Father Trendy's this side of the confession box;)

    I better not say that I was wearing an Adidas top, NB shorts, Under Armor socks, Inov8 runners and none had any lycra content!


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    #177
    Oryx
    Subscribers Posts: 19,425 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    BeepBeep67 wrote: »
    I better not say that I was wearing an Adidas top, NB shorts, Under Armor socks, Inov8 runners and none had any lycra content!
    No, but at least you can namecheck all your kit, which is a start.


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    #178
    Kurt Godel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,361 ✭✭✭Kurt Godel


    Oryx wrote: »
    No, but at least you can namecheck all your kit, which is a start.

    Yup, very high Brandname:wordcount ratio, he's obviously repressing, or at least tri-curious.


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    #179
    BeepBeep67
    Registered Users Posts: 8,082 ✭✭✭BeepBeep67


    Abhainn wrote: »

    Jaysus BB67 didn't think you had in in yourself to down 8 pints of the black stuff. Punishment is good. Like pain is weakness leaving the body

    At €3.70 a pint it would be a shame not to


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    #180
    elvis jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,197 ✭✭✭elvis jones


    In advance of the weekend i shall let it be known that tomorrow night i shall end and drink anything that is put in front of me.

    Sunday will be a 16" Papa Johns pizza, bottle ( or 2 ) of good red and Colts v Bears in the NFL.

    I'll deal with the shame and guilt on monday:p


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    #181
    pgibbo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭pgibbo


    Race season finished yesterday.

    1 bag of haribo, 2 bags of hula hoops, some Lindt chocolate for dessert last night.

    Crisps, Yorkie and biscuits for lunch today :D More of the same this evening!!! ;)


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