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Brazilian Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In A Row

  • 26-06-2012 4:41pm
    #1
    rKossi
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 85 ✭✭rKossi


    http://www.g17.com.br/noticia.php?id=99&fb_comment_id=fbc_10150214316958803_17067945_10150215952628803#f3981f6ac
    A tragedy has shocked the residents of Rubiataba, interior of Goiás A 16-year-old died after masturbating 42 times without stopping. According to reports, he had started around midnight, and turned all night doing the masturbation sequences without giving range. Finished and started another one. The boy's mother had suspected his compulsion to practice the act. "It was every hour, equal to the result of tele-sena, had already set up to take him to the doctor," said the young man's mother. In the school where the teenager attended, the classmates made ​​a tribute. One of his colleagues, in conversation with the reporting of G17, said the boy was so compulsive that we always ask to connect to Web-cam on the Internet, at dawn. On the computer of the teen was found about 17 million videos erotic and 600 million photos.
    What a horny ****er!


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  • #2
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Could it not be the fall out of bed, or is that pic in the article unrelated?


  • #3
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    RIP : He could've made a fine internet forum moderator.


  • #4
    Davis Squeaking Sprinter
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Davis Squeaking Sprinter


    who was doing the counting


  • #5
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Wasn't this story covered months ago in AH unless this guy just broke the old record :pac:


  • #6
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Didn't this happen last year?


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  • #7
    Juicyfruit
    Registered Users Posts: 240 ✭✭Juicyfruit


    Yeah, pretty sure this is old news. Like over a year old!


  • #8
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    kfallon wrote: »
    Wasn't this story covered months ago in AH unless this guy just broke the old record :pac:

    The story is familiar, but can't see anything that looks like a date on the link in the OP.

    Good luck trying to search for 42 in AH. Must be one of the most common smart arséd anwsers here. :P

    Edit:
    Comments section on the page has dates from last year. so, yeah.


  • #9
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    Good effort. :cool:


  • #10
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    There was a thread relating to something like this much earlier this year, if not last year, no?

    Also, 17 million erotic videos, and 600 million photos? Lol:pac:


  • #11
    Tea_Bag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,983 ✭✭✭Tea_Bag


    amateur.


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  • #12
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    he'll be grand, them brazilian kids are always dying and waking up at funerals, this one instead of asking for a glass of water will probably just sit up and finish himself off


  • #13
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    davet82 wrote: »
    he'll be grand, them brazilian kids are always dying and waking up at funerals, this one instead of asking for a glass of water will probably just sit up and finish himself off

    Looking like he already finished himself off


  • #14
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    davet82 wrote: »
    he'll be grand, them brazilian kids are always dying and waking up at funerals, this one instead of asking for a glass of water will probably just sit up and finish himself off

    Prob ask for an ice pack for his beetroot cock!


  • #15
    rKossi
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 85 ✭✭rKossi


    bluewolf wrote: »
    who was doing the counting

    They counted the tissues :D


  • #16
    herosa
    Registered Users Posts: 275 ✭✭herosa


    bluewolf wrote: »
    who was doing the counting


    Lol. Good question.


  • #17
    Pushtrak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    42, huh? Douglas Adams would be proud.


  • #18
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    CreepingDeath wrote: »
    RIP : He could've made a fine internet forum moderator.

    Very subtle lol


  • #19
    puffishoes
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 690 ✭✭✭puffishoes


    tosser.


  • #20
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    davet82 wrote: »
    he'll be grand, them brazilian kids are always dying and waking up at funerals, this one instead of asking for a glass of water will probably just sit up and finish himself off

    if that happens he wont be stuck for a tissue to wipe himself off.


  • #21
    Jester252
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    He must of had one hell of a friction burn


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  • #22
    snubbleste
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Ten months old story
    Boards AH thread - Brazilian **** Himself to Death


  • #23
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    bluewolf wrote: »
    who was doing the counting
    "It was every hour, equal to the result of tele-sena, had already set up to take him to the doctor," said the young man's mother

    there's a clue...


    we need an emoticon for puking btw!


  • #24
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,134 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    kfallon wrote: »
    Wasn't this story covered months ago in AH unless this guy just broke the old record :pac:

    It took them this long to get the coffin lid down.:(


  • #25
    rKossi
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 85 ✭✭rKossi


    herosa wrote: »
    Lol. Good question.

    they counted the tissues in on his floor..


  • #26
    downwithpeace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭downwithpeace


    Say this a long time ago on another site and someone pointed out that site is a fake news site or a parody site, either way the story was said to be fake.


  • #27
    paddy kerins
    Site Banned Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭paddy kerins


    What a w*nker

    /Gets coat :cool:


  • #28
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Very subtle lol

    notice how none of the mods thanked his post :p:D


  • #29
    Dr.Strange
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 181 ✭✭Dr.Strange


    Hold on, was this 42 individual strokes of the shaft?

    I don't do that sort of thing but I would imagine that 42 individual repititions would be lower than average.

    I suppose it would depend a lot on the quality of the material he was watching.


  • #30
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,134 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    downwithpeace wrote: »
    Say this a long time ago on another site and someone pointed out that site is a fake news site or a parody site, either way the story was said to be fake.

    Truth is the last thing that most AH posters ever worry about:P


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  • #31
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    rKossi wrote: »
    On the computer of the teen was found about 17 million videos erotic and 600 million photos.
    What a horny ****er![/Quote]

    17 million videos and 600 million photos! Gross exaggeration I'd say. What size memory would be required to store that amount of data!

    Was the article a direct translation as it makes no sense in a lot of places.


  • #32
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    CJC999 wrote: »
    17 million videos and 600 million photos! Gross exaggeration I'd say.

    Jealous? :rolleyes:


  • #33
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    rKossi wrote: »
    http://www.g17.com.br/noticia.php?id=99&fb_comment_id=fbc_10150214316958803_17067945_10150215952628803#f3981f6ac

    What a horny ****er!

    Dead horny.


  • #34
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    kfallon wrote: »
    Wasn't this story covered months ago in AH unless this guy just broke the old record :pac:
    My name is URL wrote: »
    Didn't this happen last year?
    Master of Nothing wrote: »
    There was a thread relating to something like this much earlier this year, if not last year, no?

    Also, 17 million erotic videos, and 600 million photos? Lol:pac:


    Yep this thread keeps on coming :o back.


  • #35
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    davet82 wrote: »
    CJC999 wrote: »
    17 million videos and 600 million photos! Gross exaggeration I'd say.

    Jealous? :rolleyes:

    Yes jealous of his computer capacity. Next stupid question or random adjective...


  • #36
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    There's a kid dead. How is that funny?


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  • #37
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Deleted User wrote: »
    There's a kid dead. How is that funny?

    He died by his own hand daisy.


  • #38
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    CJC999 wrote: »
    Yes jealous of his computer capacity

    really?


    i mean of course :cool:


  • #39
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    hondasam wrote: »
    He died by his own hand daisy.

    Wow. Ok.


  • #40
    thomasj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,845 ✭✭✭thomasj


    He went to heaven twice!


  • #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    So, did he explode or have a heart attack or what?


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  • #42
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    The question is, was one arm more muscular than the other?


  • #43
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    So, did he explode of have a heart attack or what?

    nope you just die after 42 times in a row, everyone knows that


  • #44
    thomasj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,845 ✭✭✭thomasj


    I would have said charge the parents with neglect.

    Having said that it wouldn't stand up in court!


  • #45
    christmas2012
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    :eek: horrific


  • #46
    wilkie2006
    Registered Users Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    bluewolf wrote: »
    who was doing the counting
    rKossi wrote: »
    They counted the tissues :D

    That's very fcuking funny :D

    I'm disgusted that it only got 2 thanks. Sort it out, AH.


  • #47
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    davet82 wrote: »
    nope you just die after 42 times in a row, everyone knows that

    Did he win any of them?


  • #48
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Well he will probably enjoy the the effects of rigamortis if he comes back as a zombie.


  • #49
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    Deleted User wrote: »
    There's a kid dead. How is that funny?

    Its likely not a true story.


  • #50
    dxhound2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,441 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    Maybe it's just as well. He probably would have been blinded for life.


  • #51
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    CrazyRabbit wrote: »
    Well he will probably enjoy the the effects of rigamortis if he comes back as a zombie.

    There seemed to be a bit of rigor vitae anyway.


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