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Brazilian Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times In A Row

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  • #52
    Overature
    Registered Users Posts: 908 ✭✭✭Overature


    42 trully is the meaning of life!


  • #53
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Goodnight, sweet Juan Kerr.


  • #54
    Burt Lancaster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 182 ✭✭Burt Lancaster


    He could have a great career in Irish politics


  • #55
    Burt Lancaster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 182 ✭✭Burt Lancaster


    Never understood *****ers myself, do they not realise their dead relatives can see them ?


  • #56
    jiltloop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,206 ✭✭✭jiltloop


    Never mind the question of how big the storage capacity is on his computer, the more obvious discrepancy is how long it would take to physically download and view that amount of videos and pictures. I smell a huge amount of BS!

    For example if you were to be conservative and say that all of those 17million videos were only 10sec clips it would still take 5.3906646 years to watch them all never mind watching and downloading and I won't even approach the problem of the time involved with the pictures!


  • #57
    Iwannahurl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,156 ✭✭✭Iwannahurl


    "17 million videos and 600 million photos."

    If we assume that he only stored low resolution videos of 1MB and digital photos of around 50k in size, then the late onanist had amassed 16 terabytes of video and 28 terabytes of digital photos. That's 44 terabytes of storage required.

    By way of comparison, the Hubble Telescope's 20 years' worth of observations has produced 45 terabytes of data, enough information to fill nearly 5,800 DVDs.


  • #58
    ArtSmart
    Registered Users Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    bluewolf wrote: »
    who was doing the counting

    LOL.

    fantastic.


  • #59
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Amateur.


  • #60
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    thomasj wrote: »
    I would have said charge the parents with neglect.

    Having said that it wouldn't stand up in court!

    Yeah, where's bl0wjob mom when you need her.


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  • #61
    CarrickMcJoe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Dr.Strange wrote: »
    Hold on, was this 42 individual strokes of the shaft?

    I don't do that sort of thing but I would imagine that 42 individual repititions would be lower than average.

    I suppose it would depend a lot on the quality of the material he was watching.

    Are you a sex Doctor by any chance?:D


  • #62
    Killer Wench
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭Killer Wench


    Is this why the French call it "La Petite Mort"?


  • #63
    crfcaio
    Registered Users Posts: 81 ✭✭crfcaio


    That's a Brazilian news parody website, I've heard this story a looooooooong time ago.


  • #64
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    I think what some of ye are reading as million, is actually meant to be a thousand... :p


  • #65
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    42 - is that all ??


    pfff


  • #66
    wilkie2006
    Registered Users Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    Death by orgasm? That's how I want to go.


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  • #67
    cartell_best
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭cartell_best


    Palm and her five sisters have a lot to answer for!


  • #68
    wilkie2006
    Registered Users Posts: 1,053 ✭✭✭wilkie2006


    I wonder if they had an open casket at the funeral and whether he was pulling his cum face? You know, a bit like :eek:


    (Or in my case... :o)


  • #69
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Did he get a Spunk clot?

    :pac:


  • #70
    JohnMarston
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,881 ✭✭✭JohnMarston


    How is that possible? Aside from the fact you need cooldown time before each one, i'd imagine you would be red raw down there by the 10th time in a row.


  • #71
    the culture of deference
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,196 ✭✭✭the culture of deference


    Cowen and Ahern are still bigger wa*kers


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  • #72
    Burt Lancaster
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 182 ✭✭Burt Lancaster


    the culture of deference wrote: »
    Cowen and Ahern are still bigger wa*kers

    see post no. 54


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