Housemate agreement

mtjm

Not sure if this has been done but after watching few The Big Bang Theory and the whole Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper and their crazy housemate agreement: it got me thinking what weird and unusal agreement did you have with your housemate?

MistyCheese

That they wouldn't ask me to watch The Big Bang Theory.

Icarus Wings

"First rule of the housemate agreement, never ever speak of the housemate agreement".

Seems that one's gone out the window just now...

Chips Ahoy

If someone walks into to the kitchen and doesn't dance you get to throw that persons milk down the sink.

Fr_Dougal

Don't bang the staff.

KeithM89_old

Roommates shall give each other 12 hours notice of impending coitus.

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

video in the shower was ok, but no audio
they were really embarassed about their singing voice

Neil3030

We had a rule that if Chris Smalling ever scored for Man United, my flatmate would buy everyone present an ice-cream. The former finally scored one day. I was in making a cup of tea at the time. When I heard the commentators announce Smalling as the scorer I raced back into the living room to demand the deal be honoured, only to see an empty seat where my flatmate had been sitting. Seconds later I hear the front door shut; he was already on his way down to buy Magnum Ghanas for all.

Tonyandthewhale

What's the crazy housemate agreement?

Sky King

I have a rule that my lodgers are not to be complete gee bags and for the most part they;re grand about it but one of them flouts the rule consistently.

He is fermenting 3 week old gravy down there as I type. Live.

Where To

I have a few groundrules:

Feathers

Neil3030 wrote: »

We had a rule that if Chris Smalling ever scored for Man United, my flatmate would buy everyone present an ice-cream. The former finally scored one day. I was in making a cup of tea at the time. When I heard the commentators announce Smalling as the scorer I raced back into the living room to demand the deal be honoured, only to see an empty seat where my flatmate had been sitting. Seconds later I hear the front door shut; he was already on his way down to buy Magnum Ghanas for all.

Nice, I thought you were going to say he legged it moments before he scored so no-one would be present

Mr_Spaceman

I need an urgent 'Housemate Agreement' consisting of roughly the following:

Me: "You're a lurking bunny boiler, I don't like anything about you, there's the front door - pack your bags and use it."

Housemate: "OK, fair enough"

wilkie2006

KeithM89 wrote: »

Roommates shall give each other 12 hours notice of impending coitus.

With each other?!! :eek: If my flatmate issues me with 12 hours' notice am I obliged to suck him off? God, I hope he doesn't read boards...

shopaholic01

KeithM89 wrote: »

Roommates shall give each other 12 hours notice of impending coitus.

Keeping you awake?

Fromthetrees

ALWAYS close the door when your going number 2 and wear more than socks walking around the place.

Such up tight weirders. :rolleyes:

Gongoozler

I'd have plenty to write into an agreement. I'm sorry I didn't write one before mine moved in. But then you can't cover all the basics, like, take your turn to buy the fudging loo roll.

Aint Eazy Being Cheezy

KeithM89 wrote: »

Roommates shall give each other 12 hours notice of impending coitus.

Bet you neither of you ever had to do this

Enjoy your hols?

podgemonster

Every morning when having breakfast together we all must sing the chorus of Jaime Foxx's song Extravaganza!

Rabies

mtjm wrote: »

Not sure if this has been done but after watching few The Big Bang Theory and the whole Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper and their crazy housemate agreement: it got me thinking what weird and unusal agreement did you have with your housemate?

Consideration for others on the Cloud skin is the main one I use