How to attract an Irish woman...

crfcaio

For foreigners.

You see, I'm South American and I freaking love those red-haired, freckled women.

Especially if they're Irish.

Why? I don't know, I just do.

So, my dear AH peeps, what are your advice on dating Irish women?

Mr.Crinklewood

Chat them up at petrol stations.

dlofnep

Treat them like ****e. They'll come flocking like flies. Whatever you do, don't be nice to them.

Guill

Leave a jar f honey on a window. They'll come flockin, gingers love honey.

PhlegmyMoses

Don't get with a ginger. Think of the children.

Pedant

Man: "Hey, want to fuck? I'll tell you my name later."

Typical Irish woman: "Sounds great! My place or yours?"

Napper Hawkins

Get with a ginger, you haven't lived until you've rode one.

danniemcq

what you wanna do is mash up a few packs of Tayto cheese and onion into a fine powder.

use this to rub into your neck and women will come from miles around (no pun intended) Its like an Irish version of Sex Panther except with a higher success rate

Festy

Flash the cash,if you're not a wealthy person you might as well forget about it.

frag420

Buy them chips and a blue wkd!!

Richard Hillman

Present 4 dead hedgehogs to the girls father

senordingdong

Offer to finger her on the dance floor.

daddydick

Buy them chips, loads of them

RobbingBandit

Ask her does the lace match the curtains.:cool:

hytrogen

Just say you're from out of town, the Spanish armada landing off the west coast all those years ago really saved our gene pool...

Cookie_Monster

drink 14 pints straight to prove you're hard enough to be Irish, they'll flock to ya.

Clareman

Stand in the corner of the bar licking your eyebrows, they'll be flocking to you then

biko

Well, first you need to be in Ireland...

DonQuay1

crfcaio wrote: »

For foreigners.

You see, I'm South American and I freaking love those red-haired, freckled women.

Especially if they're Irish.

Why? I don't know, I just do.

So, my dear AH peeps, what are your advice on dating Irish women?

"How to attract an Irish woman... " ??

Go to your bank

Take out a large sum of money.
.
Go to a bar / nightclub.

Flash your cash.

You'll have a bite within minutes.

PS: Don't spend your cash all together in one big lump - or you'll see the woman that has newly declared her love for you rapidly walk back to her 'on the wallet pull' mates giving you the finger.

saiint

offer her father 2 camels
always gets me a "nice" irish women

Clareman

saiint wrote: »

offer her father 2 camels
always gets me a "nice" irish women

If he smokes Rothman's you're f**ked though

Napper Hawkins

DonQuay1 wrote: »

"How to attract an Irish woman... " ??

Go to your bank

Take out a large sum of money.
.
Go to a bar / nightclub.

Flash your cash.

You'll have a bite within minutes.

PS: Don't spend your cash all together in one big lump - or you'll see the woman that has newly declared her love for you rapidly walk back to her 'on the wallet pull' mates giving you the finger.

It's all so clear now. Thank you.

smash

crfcaio wrote: »

So, my dear AH peeps, what are your advice on dating Irish women?

Win the lotto

mikemac1

Car keys with a branded keyring

Twiddle with it or place it on the pub table
They'll be flocking to you if it's a desirable car brand

saiint

smash wrote: »

Win the lotto

you make it sound so easy -.- do you have a system?

smash

saiint wrote: »

you make it sound so easy -.- do you have a system?

Well I'm not telling you!

Theta

10Kg bag of Roosters should do it.

Feisar

Same stuff that works with women world over.

Be a successful interesting person.

Funnily enough having a black eye seems to be a major plus?!! Last two times I had a black eye, both due to sport, I had women coming over to me the whole time

Edit: Don't punch yourself in the face, that's just silly.

ghogie91

Wear lynx the adds say its great... Although cow ****e works for me!!

deisebibo

Do they have to be red head's, what about the brunettes :P

fakearms123

Well your first mistake was asking AHers about women, that's like asking an armless man for a jumping high five, we can talk about it but it's never going to happen!

saiint

deisebibo wrote: »

Do they have to be red head's, what about the brunettes :P

do you have freckles?/

deisedave

biko wrote: »

Well, first you need to be in Ireland...

Or Australia

Pedant

I'm beginning to think that Irish women have lower standards than Irish men.

Cina

Ignore them.

smash

Pedant wrote: »

I'm beginning to think that Irish women have lower standards than Irish men.

How come? did you eventually get laid?

RobbieTheRobber

1.Buy a pair of snickers,
2.Wear them.
3.Stand outside any office building.
4.Success!



Wait wait sorry I just realised this doesnt work anymore.
step 1 should now be build a time machine and go back to ireland before 2007.
Then continue the steps as above

Chuck Stone

Don't be needy.

Bonus_Pack

You should use a few of these classy chat up lines:
- Are ye ridin'?
- Is it open?

You'll have them dripping at the knees.

Captain Morgan Freeman

*reads thread- starts practicing dodgy Italian accent

pawrick

Captain Morgan Freeman wrote: »

*reads thread- starts practicing dodgy Italian accent

Had a female friend who sometimes pretended to be Italian when she went on the pull lol

Basically if you are foreign with a nice accent your chances increase, it's something different.

Lux23

Are there really that many freckly, red haired women in Ireland? I only know a handful, heard there was way more in Australia than here.

CodyJarrett

Be tall, handsome, flush and act like an cheeky arsehole.

Having the first three will usually make you the latter anyway, in which case you'll be bate'ing 'em off ya.

Otherwise, there's a select nightclub in an trendy part of the city called Copper Face Jacks and the cheeky arsehole bit should suffice there.

Lumbo

Go to Specsavers

deisebibo

saiint wrote: »

do you have freckles?/

I have some freckles yes lol, but they only come out in the sunshine, so they are hiding these days

andala

Impress her at the beach wearing one of these:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-36dFEzGRwn4/T5P3FeUTUjI/AAAAAAAABzE/BSkcux74WhM/s1600/sweem+wear+for+real+men.jpg

Shenshen

ghogie91 wrote: »

Wear lynx the adds say its great... Although cow ****e works for me!!

Well, it smells about the same anyway.

padd b1975

Big cock.

Bigger wallet.

padd b1975

Big cock.

Bigger wallet.

shopaholic01

Well you could try to act like a drunken Irish man:

Approach your chosen woman from behind and maul her - this works particularly well if you have a beer belly to press against her back.
When she turns around slur something incoherent - if you've vomited recently stand closer so she can smell it.
Spill drink on her shoes.
Continue to slur incoherently whilst looking at her boobs and make obscene gesture e.g. grind your hips, put your middle and index fingers either side of your mouth and move your tongue 'provocatively'.
If this fails assume she is a lesbian, insult her and go laugh about her with your friends.

Or, you could try the non-Irish/ less drunken approach:
Smile, make eye contact and have a normal conversation, be slighty cheeky, yet funny.



I recommend the second option;).

Roger Sterling

Telling them how many acres the aul lad owns and how many head cattle it fields is a sure fire winner.