How to attract an Irish woman...

senordingdong

Or you could just lower your standards altogether.

opinion guy

Ah lads stop takign the piss out of the poor fella and tell him the truth

OP - you need something called 'road frontage'

BunShopVoyeur

Pedant wrote: »

Man: "Hey, want to fuck? I'll tell you my name later."

Typical Irish woman: "Sounds great! My place or yours?"

Are homosexuals any different?

seanmc1980

lol

you have to have to have a few different tactic for irish women its all age dependant.
18-23 cheeky chap, have laods of mates, get drunk, buy chips = laid
24-29 be an asshole, treat them like ****e, they will flock liek seagulls
30-35 cash,cash,cash oh and own ur own huse, they drip for that
36 on they will take any combination of teh above desperation kicks in!!

crazyderk

now now we all you know you cant chat up a ginger because gingers dont have souls

nbar12

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Well you could try to act like a drunken Irish man:

Approach your chosen woman from behind and maul her - this works particularly well if you have a beer belly to press against her back.
When she turns around slur something incoherent - if you've vomited recently stand closer so she can smell it.
Spill drink on her shoes.
Continue to slur incoherently whilst looking at her boobs and make obscene gesture e.g. grind your hips, put your middle and index fingers either side of your mouth and move your tongue 'provocatively'.
If this fails assume she is a lesbian, insult her and go laugh about her with your friends.

Or, you could try the non-Irish/ less drunken approach:
Smile, make eye contact and have a normal conversation, be slighty cheeky, yet funny.



I recommend the second option;).

Hahaha if I could thank this I would!

shopaholic01

nbar12 wrote: »

Hahaha if I could thank this I would!

'Tis sad, but true ........

deisebibo

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Well you could try to act like a drunken Irish man:

Approach your chosen woman from behind and maul her - this works particularly well if you have a beer belly to press against her back.
When she turns around slur something incoherent - if you've vomited recently stand closer so she can smell it.
Spill drink on her shoes.
Continue to slur incoherently whilst looking at her boobs and make obscene gesture e.g. grind your hips, put your middle and index fingers either side of your mouth and move your tongue 'provocatively'.
If this fails assume she is a lesbian, insult her and go laugh about her with your friends.

Or, you could try the non-Irish/ less drunken approach:
Smile, make eye contact and have a normal conversation, be slighty cheeky, yet funny.



I recommend the second option;).

I recommend it too, got a little bit sick in my mouth reading the above, at the sadness of how true it is lol

Kolido

Get yourself one of these

deisebibo

Kolido wrote: »

Get yourself one of these

Did you find that successful yourself???? :P

shopaholic01

deisebibo wrote: »

Did you find that successful yourself???? :P

He's probably the man who got caught having sex with his dog:D.

py2006

seanmc1980 wrote: »

lol

you have to have to have a few different tactic for irish women its all age dependant.
18-23 cheeky chap, have laods of mates, get drunk, buy chips = laid
24-29 be an asshole, treat them like ****e, they will flock liek seagulls
30-35 cash,cash,cash oh and own ur own huse, they drip for that
36 on they will take any combination of teh above desperation kicks in!!

hahah, I probably shouldn't say this...but its kinda true!

sorry

deisebibo

shopaholic01 wrote: »

He's probably the man who got caught having sex with his dog:D.

LMAO it takes all sorts I suppose

Carson10

If you want an irish girl..You have to:

be a guard, carpenter, electrican
MUST play GAA
Wear a short sleave shirt and gold chain on a nite out and Catipilar boots
Tell them a story of how you bet a guy up years ago.
Ignore her general ugliness and the fact that she lets herself go during the week.
Smile as she drinks pints on nites out
dont look confused if you cant find the spare tyre in the boot, shes wearing it.
listen to her bitch about her best friend
ask her nicely to wash your Subaru rally jacket that you spilt coldslaw on last nite

shopaholic01

I was going to start a 'How to attract an Irish man' thread, but I would have started and finished it myself:rolleyes:.

1. Display a certain amount (but not too much) of boob/leg etc.
2. Look at him.
3. Be bold and ask a guy if he wants to go home with you.


Pretty much it:cool:

deisebibo

shopaholic01 wrote: »

I was going to start a 'How to attract an Irish man' thread, but I would have started and finished it myself:rolleyes:.

1. Display a certain amount (but not too much) of boob/leg etc.
2. Look at him.
3. Be bold and ask a guy if he wants to go home with you.


Pretty much it:cool:

Ya i agree

shopaholic01

Carson10 wrote: »

If you want an irish girl..You have to:

be a guard, carpenter, electrican
MUST play GAA
Wear a short sleave shirt and gold chain on a nite out and Catipilar boots
Tell them a story of how you bet a guy up years ago.
Ignore her general ugliness and the fact that she lets herself go during the week.
Smile as she drinks pints on nites out
dont look confused if you cant find the spare tyre in the boot, shes wearing it.
listen to her bitch about her best friend
ask her nicely to wash your Subaru rally jacket that you spilt coldslaw on last nite

Guess who's from a remote rural area:p?

staker

Concentrate on the ugly lassie in the crowd first OP,the one you really want won't like this at all and will be striving for your attention at all costs.
Do not buy her a drink at any stage,just so she knows you're in favor of equal rights tell her what your favorite tipple is.
Tell her a sarcastic joke and explain it to her afterwards,but obviously not in too demeaning kind of way.Chuckle to yourself sporadically and when she asks what it was you were thinking,tell her she wouldn't understand.
When the end of the night comes bid her farewell as you must return to your wife and kids.
Carry cash to pay for the hotel room.

Pedant

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

Are homosexuals any different?

It's one thing to question the standards of Irish women, but homophobic!! That's totally uncalled for!!!

BunShopVoyeur

Carson10 wrote: »

If you want an irish girl..You have to:

be a guard, carpenter, electrican
MUST play GAA
Wear a short sleave shirt and gold chain on a nite out and Catipilar boots
Tell them a story of how you bet a guy up years ago.
Ignore her general ugliness and the fact that she lets herself go during the week.
Smile as she drinks pints on nites out
dont look confused if you cant find the spare tyre in the boot, shes wearing it.
listen to her bitch about her best friend
ask her nicely to wash your Subaru rally jacket that you spilt coldslaw on last nite

I think you mean "How to attract a culchie" or "I was recently dumped and am bitter".

BunShopVoyeur

Pedant wrote: »

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

Are homosexuals any different?

It's one thing to be misogynistic, but homophobic!! That's totally uncalled for!!!

What was homophobic about what I asked?

Don't be a stereotype, deep breaths, calm down, it was a basic and genuine question.

Pedant

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

What was homophobic in what I asked?

Don't be a stereotype, deep breaths, calm down, it was a basic and genuine question.

Simple rule of thumb:

Questioning homosexuality = homophobic

Doesn't matter in what context.

tan11ie

Just do the opposite of what Irish guys do...you might have a chance then:p

Oh btw I don't think there are many red heads around with freckles anymore.

bb1234567

PhlegmyMoses wrote: »

Don't get with a ginger. Think of the children.

http://www.google.ie/imgres?um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1066&bih=516&tbm=isch&tbnid=BYO5ptWbH3p3xM:&imgrefurl=http://www.ronanlyons.com/2011/09/06/%25E2%2580%259Cwon%25E2%2580%2599t-somebody-please-think-of-the-children%25E2%2580%259D-%25E2%2580%2593-banks-debt-and-ireland-in-the-2050s/&docid=sO29EoeWxipNQM&imgurl=http://www.ronanlyons.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/helen-lovejoy.jpg&w=580&h=480&ei=wfnqT5-uO4K6hAeyhOzHBQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=450&vpy=147&dur=2348&hovh=204&hovw=247&tx=113&ty=146&sig=104501574650114572762&page=1&tbnh=141&tbnw=170&start=0&ndsp=10&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0,i:76

BunShopVoyeur

Pedant wrote: »

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

What was homophobic in what I asked?

Don't be a stereotype, deep breaths, calm down, it was a basic and genuine question.

Simple rule of thumb:

Questioning homosexuality = homophobic

Doesn't matter in what context.

Well that statement is ridiculous. Don't be so heterophobic in future. :rolleyes:

You must be a teenager...

shopaholic01

Pedant wrote: »

Simple rule of thumb:

Questioning homosexuality = homophobic

Doesn't matter in what context.

It's acceptable to make reference to and question heterosexuality.

To say that you cannot question or make any reference to homosexuality is in essence treating gay people differently.
That in itself is homophobic.

christmas2012

cover yourself in cheap beer and curse and say feck a lot.....no only kidding be yourself and have manners and that and no cheesy chat up lines ..

Scanlas The 2nd

Chat them up sober an you're way ahead of the pack.

Eve_Dublin

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Chat them up sober an you're way ahead of the pack.

Latin American men have no qualms about doing that anyway. They have balls and and that's attractive in itself.

Pedant

shopaholic01 wrote: »

It's acceptable to make reference to and question heterosexuality.

To say that you cannot question or make any reference to homosexuality is in essence treating gay people differently.
That in itself is homophobic.

Look up the definition of "homophobia", or indeed "phobia". It's the fear of or antipathy towards homosexuals. Treating someone differently doesn't mean you loathe that person, it could mean the exact opposite. You may reference homosexuality, but not question it.

BunShopVoyeur

Pedant wrote: »

shopaholic01 wrote: »

It's acceptable to make reference to and question heterosexuality.

To say that you cannot question or make any reference to homosexuality is in essence treating gay people differently.
That in itself is homophobic.

Look up the definition of "homophobia", or indeed "phobia". It's the fear of or antipathy towards homosexuals. Treating someone differently doesn't mean you loathe that person, it could mean the exact opposite. You may reference homosexuality, but not question it.

Nobody fûcking questioned homosexuality. You made a generalisation about heterosexual people and the same thing re. being promiscuous, can be applied to homosexuals too.

On a side note, people can question whatever the hell they like.

Dr.Strange

Pedant wrote: »

Look up the definition of "homophobia", or indeed "phobia". It's the fear of or antipathy towards homosexuals. Treating someone differently doesn't mean you loathe that person, it could mean the exact opposite. You may reference homosexuality, but not question it.

Are you a homosexual? Serious question.

Pedant

Dr.Strange wrote: »

Are you a homosexual? Serious question.

I am an oxymoron.

shopaholic01

Pedant wrote: »

Look up the definition of "homophobia", or indeed "phobia". It's the fear of or antipathy towards homosexuals. Treating someone differently doesn't mean you loathe that person, it could mean the exact opposite. You may reference homosexuality, but not question it.

BunShopVoyeur wasn't questioning homosexuality - he/she simply asked if the method used to attract heterosexuals was any different to the method used to attract homosexuals. No homophobic sentiment was expressed or implied, nor was homosexuality questioned.

You replied that questioning homosexuality = homophobic.

I am well aware of what 'phobia' means, perhaps I should have used 'discrimination'.

Pedant

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

Nobody fûcking questioned homosexuality. You made a generalisation about heterosexual people and the same thing re. being promiscuous, can be applied to homosexuals too.

On a side note, people can question whatever the hell they like.

It's different when questioning a marginalised group.

Dr.Strange

Pedant wrote: »

I am an oxymoron.

Your a lesbian that likes blokes?

BunShopVoyeur

Dr.Strange wrote: »

Pedant wrote: »

Look up the definition of "homophobia", or indeed "phobia". It's the fear of or antipathy towards homosexuals. Treating someone differently doesn't mean you loathe that person, it could mean the exact opposite. You may reference homosexuality, but not question it.

Are you a homosexual? Serious question.

A quick look at post history says that he is. It's worrying that he believes that you cannot in any way reference homosexuality if it's not in a positive light.

Bizarre outlook.

shopaholic01

Pedant wrote: »

It's different when questioning a marginalised group.

So it's ok to question and ridicule the majority. That means you condone treating homosexuals differently.

You're right about one thing - you are an oxymoron.

Dr.Strange

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

A quick look at post history says that he is. It's worrying that he believes that you cannot in any way reference homosexuality if it's not in a positive light.

Bizarre outlook.

Probably hypersensitive when references to sexuality are concerned.

Understandable to certain extent when there is so much mocking and jeering of gays in society that is seemed to be acceptable.

BunShopVoyeur

Pedant wrote:

It's different when questioning a marginalised group.

You're making yourself look foolish.

Can you explain to me please why it's fine for you to make a sweeping statement about the sexual habits of straight people yet the same statement when applied to your own social group is suddenly offensive?

johnjoe7

Pedant wrote: »

Good-looking Man: "Hey, want to fuck? I'll tell you my name later."

Typical Irish woman: "Sounds great! My place or yours?"

FYP.

shopaholic01

BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

You're making yourself look foolish.

Can you explain to me please why it's fine for you to make a sweeping statement about the sexual habits of straight people yet the same statement when applied to your own social group is suddenly offensive?

He's actually marginalising himself.

I would just like to make it clear that I am not homophobic.

ejmaztec

crfcaio wrote: »

So, my dear AH peeps, what are your advice on dating Irish women?

If you haven't got access to the birth certificate you have to resort to carbon-dating or the much messier tree-type dating technique.

shopaholic01

Pedant wrote: »

Man: "Hey, want to fuck? I'll tell you my name later."

Typical Irish woman: "Sounds great! My place or yours?"

Pedant, I am an Irish heterosexual woman. You have implied that I am a slut who will have sex with any stranger who offers.


Do you have a problem with heterosexuality?

BunShopVoyeur

shopaholic01 wrote:

He's actually marginalising himself.

I would just like to make it clear that I am not homophobic.

Neither am I.

I just can't stand the double standards that he's spouting.

johnjoe7

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Pedant, I am an Irish heterosexual woman. You have implied that I am a slut who will have sex with any good-looking stranger who offers.

FYP.

dodderangler

Don't bother with Irish women mate
They do nothing but argue and moan and bitch bout every other woman they know






Oh wait that women in general

shopaholic01

johnjoe7 wrote: »

FYP.

Heads up for you - it's usually the ugly men who think this.

BunShopVoyeur

johnjoe7 wrote: »

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Pedant, I am an Irish heterosexual woman. You have implied that I am a slut who will have sex with any good-looking stranger who offers.

FYP.

Well.........that's not true is it?

Have a good cry, you'll get over her.

johnjoe7

dodderangler wrote: »

Don't bother with Irish women mate
They do nothing but argue and moan and bitch bout every other woman they know

Don't forget how they're obnoxious and have standards way above their own levels of attractiveness.

dodderangler wrote: »

Oh wait that women in general

True, but go anywhere outside of Ireland and you'll see a massive improvement.