101 things Irish mammys and daddys say..

GAAman

Aenaes wrote: »

"He can't be dead, I only saw him last week!"

Doubly funny when said person has been hit by a car or something (Not that they got hit but the disbelief in their death)

Valentina

If I've to get up to you, you'll be sorry :eek:

The Wooden Spoon

Where did we get you from?

Guess who died.

Turn on/off the Big Light.

Naid23

Valentina wrote: »

If I've to get up to you, you'll be sorry :eek:

The Wooden Spoon

Where did we get you from?

Guess who died.

Turn on/off the Big Light.

the Big Light.. haha my parents still say that.

bazza1

"You are adopted" :eek:

vicwatson

Get off that wall, it'll fall down on top of ya.

Cushie Butterfield

''You have my heart broken''

''You'll drive me to an early grave''

''Get me the wooden spoon''

''If your friend x told you to jump into a fire would you do THAT? Of course you wouldn't. Now get out of my sight''

''You're not too old for a clip around the ear you know''

''When I was your age..''

''What do you mean you have no homework to do, I've a good mind to ring that school myself & find out.''

''Do they teach you nothing at that school?''

''Turn off that telly before the bloody thing explodes.''

''Things are going to change around here, so help me God''

''There's nothing good out after midnight, be home here by half eleven''

''For as long as you live under my roof you'll obey my rules''

davehey79

if i find out your're telling lies it'll be the last one ya ever tell !! sinister to say the least
and quit giving out about the hand me downs you'lll grow into them !

r3nu4l

Said to me and my brother on a daily basis...

So long as you're living under my roof you'll do what I say and there'll be no complaining!

I'll cut the legs from under you!

Don't make me come up those stairs!

If I have to go up to ya...!

Put away your bags, coats, shoes, toys, runners...

I told you what would happen if ye did that didn't I? Ye deserve it, I don't care if you've hurt yourself...<five seconds later>...come here and I'll kiss it better.

mathepac

The Da, RIP - "If you're going drinking with that lad in Cork/Galway/Belfast after the match make sure you come home first! D'ya here me now, I'm warning ya!".

The_Morrigan

One of the best lines I've heard in a long time, came from my Uncle to his pregnant daughter...

"I don't care how long you stay out till young lady, but my grandchild is to be home before midnight"

blatherskite

"You're dead meat"

TheIrishGrover

Do yer own feckin' research fer yer next feckin' book of Oirish Sayings.......... ya little gob****e ya

Celly Smunt

"THAT'S IT! GET INTO BED NOW OR I'M CALLING THE GUARDS"

"THAT'S IT! GET INTO BED NOW OR I'M TELLING YOUR TEACHER IN THE MORNING"

"THAT'S IT! GET INTO BED NOW OR I'M CALLING THE ORPHANAGE"

"THAT'S IT! GET INTO BED NOW OR I'M GIVING THE DOG AWAY"

Ted_YNWA

You were a mistake :eek:

Celly Smunt

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

You were a mistake :eek:

i was a "nice suprise" as my mother would say.

Sir Pompous Righteousness

"Ah leave it out!"

allucinator

Wait til I get you home...

allucinator

God give me patience!
Don't do as I do, do as I say.
Ask your mother/father.

Hurmf

That'll learn ya

Naid23

Come here til i hit ya.;)
Eh no thanks haha

Alicat

My Dad, to me and my brother; "Go out and play Hide and Seek in the field where I can see you!"

Xivilai

"theres a skinning wind outside"

"ye're nothing but a shower of *****"

"Let me bruise a pimple"

"Did you put dettol on it!?"

ratmouse

Right, that's it, I'm ringing the North Pole to let Santa know all about your back cheek!

gimmick

"Grown up talk"

Nippledragon

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph"

Unoriginal Choice3

"put on some clothes you're making me cold looking at you!"

and the cure to any illness "have a glass of water and up to bed with you"

jerryqu

You'd break iron.

You'l cry salty tears.
Gave myself a start when I caught myself using that one..

Nan: Leave that wireless on Athlone!
That's what pre-TV people called Radio Eireann back in the day.

dante2014

bazza1 wrote: »

"You are adopted" :eek:

that one my parents couldnt use as i was lol :pac:

dante2014

how many of us have kids and use the very same lines as our parents did lol

have you seen the dirt behind your ears
wait till your father comes home
why dont you go out and buy your own ciggerettes instead of stealing mine (i was 14 at the time)
and my personal favourite "you used to be so handsome when i dressed and bought your clothes" Fashion sense of 1970's when it was the 80's

mathepac

Daughter "If you keep hassling me about homework I'll ring ChildLine".
Me "Do that, and while your on there get me the fecken number for ParentLine".

Axe Rake

The most punishing line:

I am so disappointed in you.

charlemont

You'll never amount to nothing.

Faing

Ye look like a feckin' sack o' shpuds tied up in de middle wit string.

GCU Flexible Demeanour

happytina

thats bril lol