Joey doesn't share food !!!

Kenno90

Does anyone else not like to share food?

As a child I was told it was a very greedy thing to do..

But as an adult things haven't changed, i would happily buy someone a meal than have them pick at mine.

If your hand reaches for my plate, prepare to be stabbed with a fork.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pll128DNibU

Kurz

Seeing clips of that godawful tv show from 20 years ago makes me bring my food back up.

BUBBLE WRAP

I only share yuckie food. :mad:

seamus

I wouldn't be that possessive, but I don't get things like tapas. Or restaurants where people say, "Let's get a few different things and we can pick at each of them."

No, fnck that. I will order what I want to eat, and I alone will eat it. I have no interest in your weird pseudo-cultural food sharing ritual. Especially when it's not with people I'm exceptionally comfortable with.

I've had work colleagues suggest tapas. That's fifth-date territory right there, no way pal.

Bannasidhe

BUBBLE WRAP wrote: »

I only share yuckie food. :mad:

The good old 'this is disgusting - taste it!!'

FatherLen

Kurz wrote: »

Seeing clips of that godawful tv show from 20 years ago makes me bring my food back up.

i liked friends.

didn't everybody like friends?

Eathrin

FatherLen wrote: »

i liked friends.

didn't everybody like friends?

Yeah the only bad thing about friends was the amount of repeats on tv.

davet82

FatherLen wrote: »

i liked friends.

didn't everybody like friends?

yes the first time but after E4's 300+ re-runs... not so much :pac:

noddyone2

Kenno90 wrote: »

Does anyone else not like to share food?

As a child I was told it was a very greedy thing to do..

But as an adult things haven't changed, i would happily buy someone a meal than have them pick at mine.

If your hand reaches for my plate, prepare to be stabbed with a fork.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pll128DNibU

I'm right with you there! What's mine is mine.

davet82

Bannasidhe wrote: »

The good old 'this is disgusting - taste it!!'

i must try that when i'm eating something i like, good old reverse psychology

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

i hate sharing food

if I got food it's because I want it. if you want food, get food. leave mine alone

*pats belly*

Roadend

FatherLen wrote: »

i liked friends.

didn't everybody like friends?

No

noddyone2

FatherLen wrote: »

i liked friends.

didn't everybody like friends?

No. Bunh of whiney cnuts.

Kenno90

But its such a common thing that everybody is expected to share their food.

Especially dessert, if i didn't let you have a chip you have a fat:pac: chance you're getting some of my cheese cake

davet82

noddyone2 wrote: »

Bunch of whiney cnuts.

the people that dont like Friends :rolleyes:

brummytom

I've paid for it, no I'm not going to share it with you just because you're too tight to actually buy something.


Also, having been out last night. "Have you got a fag?" Yes, yes I have person I've never met, because I bought them, and no you can't 'borrow' one.

I don't like sharing...

Malari

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar wrote: »

i hate sharing food

if I got food it's because I want it. if you want food, get food. leave mine alone

*pats belly*

Well, yeah, if you are getting something that everyone knows what it tastes like, fair enough, hands off!

But if you are in a restaurant where there are various dishes you've never tried it's nice to taste or share. A forkful though, not a third of the plate

davet82

brummytom wrote: »

Also, having been out last night. "Have you got a fag?" Yes, yes I have person I've never met, because I bought them, and no you can't 'borrow' one.

you do know there is a good chance you're gonna get the shít kicked out of you someday

Kurz

davet82 wrote: »

the people that dont like Friends :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Exe7T9TpJZo

seamus

Malari wrote: »

But if you are in a restaurant where there are various dishes you've never tried it's nice to taste or share.

No it's not. If you want some, then piss off and order it the next time.

General General

Who stabs with a fork ffs?

Malari

seamus wrote: »

No it's not. If you want some, then piss off and order it the next time.

Wow, ok...

The boyfriend usually gets the rest of my food anyway, never finish :pac:

Merkin

People thinking they are being all cutesy while helping themselves to my grub....no effing way. I normally try and guff or sneeze over mine to prevent this happening.

Kenno90

General General wrote: »

Who stabs with a fork ffs?

Well the soup spoon wouldn't quite cut it

Bannasidhe

My (at the time) 15 year old brother really did pin my (then 17 year old) sister's hand to the table with a fork when she tried to steal a chip from his plate. She was a terror for 'gis a bit' and if someone touched his food he wouldn't eat it, just dump it in the bin. That was the 3rd time that week she had said she didn't want anything as she was on a diet and then picked at his dinner.

Sister is 54 now and you can still see the mark on her hand - we all tell her you can't that it's an age related liver spot.

I was 9 at the time and I thought it was Coolest thing my big brov ever did. Still do.

Kenno90

Merkin wrote: »

People thinking they are being all cutesy while helping themselves to my grub....no effing way. I normally try and guff or sneeze over mine to prevent this happening.

Now that would turn me off my own food in fairness

Jaxxy

Sometimes I'll say something like, "This is delicious, have a try!" But I absolutely can't stand people who just reach over and take something off my plate, or reach into my bag of crisps or take a sip of my drink without even asking first. Just poor manners.

Also there was that time when I was ordering dessert at the end of a meal and the person I was with said he wouldn't have any. Then after the waiter took my order he asked for two spoons. Eh, no, my chocolate brownie and vanilla ice-cream, if you wanted some you should have ordered it.

A2LUE42

seamus wrote: »

I wouldn't be that possessive, but I don't get things like tapas. Or restaurants where people say, "Let's get a few different things and we can pick at each of them."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdo79znnHl8

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seamus

Malari wrote: »

Wow, ok...

I think my possessiveness is the result of being the youngest of four buys and always having to guard my chips They slag me about it now, but they created this monster, it's their fault.

I'm actually OK with sides now, I have no problem sharing them. But I think it's the height of rudeness to ask someone that you're not related to, "Do you mind if I have a little taste of yours?". Yes, I mind, but how do I tell you that without looking like a child, you ass? Food is personal.

Even on my own, I'm not a mix n' match fan. I like a meal that's a meal, not a few small portiosn of different things.

kfallon

"I'm going to the chipper, do you want a bag of chips?"

"Na, I'll just have a few of yours!"

"You will in me hole!!!" :mad:

davet82

kfallon wrote: »

"I'm going to the chipper, do you want a bag of chips?"

"Na, I'll just have a few of yours!"

"You will in me hole!!!" :mad:

i hear ye bro, it accounts for 60% of domestic violence according to the reports

Kenno90

Or "give us a lick of your ice pop"

Are you f*cking crazy :eek:

davet82

Kenno90 wrote: »

Or "give us a lick of your ice pop"

Are you f*cking crazy :eek:

worst still is the aunty that takes a piece of your chewing gum... scummy bitch :pac:

Bannasidhe

kfallon wrote: »

"I'm going to the chipper, do you want a bag of chips?"

"Na, I'll just have a few of yours!"

"You will in me hole!!!" :mad:

I don't mind if we have agreed before hand - then we can allocate portions. 'this is my portion and this is your portion'. Then its all clear. Mine. Yours. Simples.

It's when people say they don't want any and then help themselves to my food that I get annoyed.
'Did you say you wanted some - NO.
Did I offer you some before I started eating-YES.
Did I at any time indicate you could help yourself to mine - NO.

BACK OFF! :mad:

RichT

......... but other peoples chips always taste sooooo nice!

Kenno90

davet82 wrote: »

worst still is the aunty that takes a piece of your chewing gum... scummy bitch :pac:

Thats just nasty. Same with lollipops , Seen two kids sharing one and i was like, there like 30 cent

Kenno90

RichT wrote: »

......... but other peoples chips always taste sooooo nice!

You !! get out, get out now :mad:

















:pac:

shopaholic01

A lot of you should eat alone, in a locked room.

I don't understand how you can be so possessive over food.

davet82

RichT wrote: »

......... but other peoples chips always taste sooooo nice!

that sort of attitude will half your life expectency bud

Bannasidhe

RichT wrote: »

......... but other peoples chips always taste sooooo nice!

I went to college with a girl who used to eat the chips people (complete strangers) left in places like MacDonalds. When people would get up and not clear their tray away she's be over like a shot and eat the cold, leftover chips. Am not sure if that was either one of the most revolting or stingiest things I've ever seen anyone do. :eek:

Kenno90

shopaholic01 wrote: »

A lot of you should eat alone, in a locked room.

I don't understand how you can be so possessive over food.

Only Child Perhaps ??

shopaholic01

Kenno90 wrote: »

Only Child Perhaps ??

No

Kenno90

Bannasidhe wrote: »

I went to college with a girl who used to eat the chips people (complete strangers) left in places like MacDonalds. When people would get up and not clear their tray away she's be over like a shot and eat the cold, leftover chips. Am not sure if that was either one of the most revolting or stingiest things I've ever seen anyone do. :eek:

Bit of both to be honest

Malari

seamus wrote: »

I think my possessiveness is the result of being the youngest of four buys and always having to guard my chips They slag me about it now, but they created this monster, it's their fault.

I'm actually OK with sides now, I have no problem sharing them. But I think it's the height of rudeness to ask someone that you're not related to, "Do you mind if I have a little taste of yours?". Yes, I mind, but how do I tell you that without looking like a child, you ass? Food is personal.

Even on my own, I'm not a mix n' match fan. I like a meal that's a meal, not a few small portiosn of different things.

No, chips are different. Everyone knows what chips taste like and most people like them. You want a side of fries, order 'em.

And I normally offer tastes of my food, rather than look for tastes of other people's. If they wanna offer, fair enough though.

I love tapas too I'm clearly a sharer.

Never had a problem sharing food myself, unless it was someone overweight who i knew was a greedy bastard.

hooradiation

shopaholic01 wrote: »

A lot of you should eat alone, in a locked room.

I don't understand how you can be so possessive over food.

Fat people are not as jolly as you may have been led to believe.

o1s1n

Any time we go out to a restaurant, my girlfriend always knows I'll generally order the same thing I like every time.

She uses this as her excuse to buy some weird ass dish, just to try it out - knowing full well she can use mine as a fallback one in case the experimental one doesn't work out.

:mad:

seamus

o1s1n wrote: »

Any time we go out to a restaurant, my girlfriend always knows I'll generally order the same thing I like every time.

She uses this as her excuse to buy some weird ass dish, just to try it out - knowing full well she can use mine as a fallback one in case the experimental one doesn't work out.

:mad:

The next time she does that, you let her order first then order exactly the same thing as her. It's win-win for you, she has no reason to steal yours and if she doesn't like it you can eat hers too, guilt-free.

It might be rank of course, but I'm sure you can smile through it on principle

Jester252

I have no problem when someone asks for a little bit of a bar or something like that. I am kinda forced into sharing food by my family. I hate it when the just take something from my plate that a fork in the hand offence but I will flip the table over when other people put food on my plate that they don't want. What makes them think I what their fupping food that they don't what in their body but its okay on my plate.

rugrats

Came home one day with a bar of chocolate, and went in to the sitting room and ate it while watching tv. 10 minutes later mum came in and after seeing the empty wrapper,she started giving out to me because she said she would have ate some of it if she'd known I had a bar.... Selfish b*tch

1ZRed

davet82 wrote: »

yes the first time but after E4's 300+ re-runs... not so much :pac:

I remember after school me and my two sisters would watch it every day at 5 on E4 out of habit. Must of seen each episode at least 10 times so I'm pretty much sick of it.

I even remember the sponsor - Appletiser and all it's variants!:D