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Cock on Death Row

  • 28-06-2012 7:22pm
    #1
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭


    There is a rooster outside my window cawing and roarin at the most inconvenient of times. Early in the morning, late in the evening and pretty much constantly in between.

    This particular bastard makes the most mind numbingly annoying noise when he crows. Its like an electric shock to the brain every time I hear it.

    I cant live like this any more so I have decided to end his life. How shall I help this feathered rodent part from this world ? Pull its neck ? Chop its head off ? Poison is ? Shoot it ?

    What do ya think ?


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  • #2
    The Big Red Button
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,390 ✭✭✭The Big Red Button


    Maybe talk to the owners first, see if you can arrange some sort of compromise?

    If they know how much it annoys you, they might be willing to pass him on to relatives etc.

    Could be a better alternative. Worth a try, at least, no?


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Disappointed.


  • #4
    al28283
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,062 ✭✭✭al28283


    The first thing you should do is not post about crimes before you commit them, it's just dumb. Really dumb


  • #5
    MisterEpicurus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 588 ✭✭✭MisterEpicurus


    LordSmeg wrote: »
    cawing and roarin ...

    What do ya think ?

    It must be the first instance in biological evolution where a rooster has developed the capability of roaring.

    Did it mate with a lion or something?


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    chatterpillar wrote: »
    Maybe talk to the owners first, see if you can arrange some sort of compromise?

    If they know how much it annoys you, they might be willing to pass him on to relatives etc.

    Could be a better alternative. Worth a try, at least, no?

    What kind of After hours reply is this?! This makes way to much sense and is far too reasonable.

    @OP Kill it, cook it. Then invite owners over for dinner and inform them once they've finished eating that they've eaten their own rooster.


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  • #7
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    al28283 wrote: »
    The first thing you should do is not post about crimes before you commit them, it's just dumb. Really dumb

    Its not a crime to kill a chicken.


  • #8
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To




  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Sacramento wrote: »
    @OP Kill it, cook it. Then invite owners over for dinner and inform them once they've finished eating that they've eaten their own rooster.

    Do you often eat cock for dinner?


  • #10
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    MisterEpicurus wrote: »
    It must be the first instance in biological evolution where a rooster has developed the capability of roaring.

    Did it mate with a lion or something?

    You'd understand if you heard this fcukin thing. Something went amiss somewhere in the biological evolution of this thing and I intend to rid the world of it.


  • #11
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    like this except you should use cars


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  • #12
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    chatterpillar wrote: »
    Maybe talk to the owners first, see if you can arrange some sort of compromise?

    If they know how much it annoys you, they might be willing to pass him on to relatives etc.

    Could be a better alternative. Worth a try, at least, no?

    Its my families, old raggedy fcuker of no use to anyone. I have already asked around and nobody wants the thing, everyone just tells me to kill it. I tried setting it free but it wont fcuk off.


  • #13
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Feed your cock baking soda


  • #14
    mike65
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Dang I thought this was a The Hour of the Pig type story!


  • #15
    MisterEpicurus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 588 ✭✭✭MisterEpicurus


    LordSmeg wrote: »
    You'd understand if you heard this fcukin thing. Something went amiss somewhere in the biological evolution of this thing and I intend to rid the world of it.

    Sounds a lot like Joan Burton tbh...


  • #16
    Jester252
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    make sure to bury it afterwards


  • #17
    Sar_Bear
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,555 ✭✭✭Sar_Bear


    Don't be so cruel. Leave it be and buy some ear plugs.


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    whoopsadaisydoodles wrote: »

    Do you often eat cock for dinner?

    I'd have to be REALLY hungry


  • #19
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Can of lynx and a lighter. Run around screaming with it like a maniac.


  • #20
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    An animal charity would be happy to take away your cock.


  • #21
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    You're not the only one trying to beat down it down. It's cock vs pussy atm
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  • #22
    le la rat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭le la rat


    Ring in tv3 tonight they will tell you what to do.


  • #23
    Scioch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭Scioch


    Sar_Bear wrote: »
    Don't be so cruel. Leave it be and buy some ear plugs.

    I'm not wearing ear plugs all day to keep some useless chicken alive. He had his chance and he blew it, time to face the consequences.


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