Too hot

Bad Panda

Hardonraging wrote: »

I'm with you bad panda !! my skin craves more sun !!!

In fact I may just take the next flight to spain, if only i could convince Lindey lohan to come with me ...

Good call! Filthy!

mauzo

kfallon wrote: »

Glad I'm good for something! :rolleyes:

I think you need to get back on the drink when the weather is good, that's the deal!

Ill be getting beloobas on Saturday so I dont know why I keep saying that .....Im off mid week drinking then.

kfallon

syndeyfife wrote: »

Ill be getting beloobas on Saturday so I dont know why I keep saying that .....Im off mid week drinking then.

You won't be alone in that

Jaysus I love the good weather, there's great pervin' in it :pac:

mauzo

kfallon wrote: »

You won't be alone in that

Jaysus I love the good weather, there's great pervin' in it :pac:

Dont get me started on that.....having an awful time of it today

great pervin? from my window I can see girls in jumpers walking by!

herisson

kfallon wrote: »

You won't be alone in that


Jaysus I love the good weather, there's great pervin' in it :pac:

Hell yeah there is :cool:

smash

smash wrote: »

Ah ffs...

He's only following procedure......:pac:;)

kfallon

syndeyfife wrote: »

Dont get me started on that.....having an awful time of it today

great pervin? from my window I can see girls in jumpers walking by!

You got the 'trotting disorder'???

Those girls are frigid :pac:

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

Hell yeah there is :cool:

You know it sister

RVP 11 wrote: »

He's only following procedure......:pac:;)

Regular as rain in February me :P

mauzo

kfallon wrote: »

You got the 'trotting disorder'???

I dont know what that is but it sounds like what ive got lol

Hardonraging

kfallon wrote: »

Regular as rain in February me :P

Bit of roughage do the world of good, given the sun's out

kfallon

kfallon wrote: »

Regular as rain in February me :P

So you don't **** for 11 months of the year then?:D;)

kfallon

syndeyfife wrote: »

I dont know what that is but it sounds like what ive got lol

If your arse resembles a 'chewed orange' then yeah that's what you got!

RVP 11 wrote: »

So you don't **** for 11 months of the year then?:D;)

Sometimes I can't even go 11 minutes without one

So anyone got any decent plans for today? I'm stuck in work looking out at the sun, wish I was off!

Mammies everywhere will be gee deep in washing today cos there's great drying in it :pac:

mauzo

kfallon wrote: »

If your arse resembles a 'chewed orange' then yeah that's what you got

I dont know what a chewed orange looks like, nor do i know what my arse looks!!

But Ive had soups thicker than my poop right now if thats the question!!
:pac:

mauzo

kfallon wrote: »

Mammies everywhere will be gee deep in washing today cos there's great drying in it :pac:

Thats fkn brilliant, My mum rang me earlier and told me to bring down a black sack full of washing to her and she'll wash it and dry it.

Dont have a black sack full of dirty clothes, but ill throw in some clean ones....keep her busy like.

blacklilly

The one plus with my job is I get to do site visits, today is the perfect day for that

blacklilly

blacklilly wrote: »

The one plus with my job is I get to do site visits, today is the perfect day for that

Lucky girl, are you wearing an outfit to match the weather?;)

kfallon

syndeyfife wrote: »

Thats fkn brilliant, My mum rang me earlier and told me to bring down a black sack full of washing to her and she'll wash it and dry it.

Dont have a black sack full of dirty clothes, but ill throw in some clean ones....keep her busy like.

Guineys will be sold out of washing lines today, you'll have wet clothes hanging from trees, bushes, the whole shebang!

Whatever you do, don't expect a dinner from your Mammy tho, "Oh it's too warm to standing over a hot stove, I'll just do a salad!" :mad:

mauzo

blacklilly wrote: »

The one plus with my job is I get to do site visits, today is the perfect day for that

Are you an Ice Cream man??

Theres an ice cream van over at the offices across from me. Jesus there must be 50 people at it. Adults like....

syndeyfife

syndeyfife wrote: »

Are you an Ice Cream man??

Theres an ice cream van over at the offices across from me. Jesus there must be 50 people at it. Adults like....

I wouldn't mind a white magnum right now, thanks.:rolleyes:
Can't stand those vans though, dirty feckers.

mauzo

kfallon wrote: »

Guineys will be sold out of washing lines today, you'll have wet clothes hanging from trees, bushes, the whole shebang!

Whatever you do, don't expect a dinner from your Mammy tho, "Oh it's too warm to standing over a hot stove, I'll just do a salad!" :mad:

UGH dont get me started. Few lettuce leaves, a tomato, a hard boiled egg and a slice of ham counts as dinner on days like this :mad: NO MOTHER! thats ingredients for a sandwich.

mauzo

RVP 11 wrote: »

I wouldn't mind a white magnum right now, thanks.:rolleyes:
Can't stand those vans though, dirty feckers.

Oh Id inhale a 99 right now. Loadsa raspberry sauce!!!

kfallon

blacklilly wrote: »

The one plus with my job is I get to do site visits, today is the perfect day for that

You lucky bint :pac:
Must be great on a day like today!

Mars Bar

If the clouds could just feck off somewhere else now that would be great.

syndeyfife

syndeyfife wrote: »

Oh Id inhale a 99 right now. Loadsa raspberry sauce!!!

Jaysus that raspberry sauce is so fake, and i haven't tasted it since i was a kid.:o

mauzo

RVP 11 wrote: »

Jaysus that raspberry sauce is so fake, and i haven't tasted it since i was a kid.:o

F*cking delish.

I would drink that stuff :P

syndeyfife

syndeyfife wrote: »

F*cking delish.

I would drink that stuff :P

Do you run around in circles for a while after?:D;)

herisson

Ive always hated 99s...never liked them never will...i think it was the cone bit of it!

mauzo

RVP 11 wrote: »

Do you run around in circles for a while after?:D;)

F*ck circles....

I do be bouncing off the bleedin' walls!!!!!! :pac:

blacklilly

Nope don't drive an ice creyam van:(
I'm wearing a power suit, must be worn at all times as my job is dominated by males, the power suit makes me feel.....powerful

Hardonraging

blacklilly wrote: »

Nope don't drive an ice creyam van:(
I'm wearing a power suit, must be worn at all times as my job is dominated by males, the power suit makes me feel.....powerful

Did you get the power whip as an accessory or ... is it an optional add on

kfallon

Used to love a 99 when going racing in the summer, cost was waaaaay too high but fook it, you're only young once....not that I'm young anymore

blacklilly

Hardonraging wrote: »

Did you get the power whip as an accessory or ... is it an optional add on

I don't need a power whip!

kfallon

blacklilly wrote: »

I don't need a power whip!

12 inch clit???

It's even warmer than I thought out, what a cracking day, shame to be inside working today

Hardonraging

blacklilly wrote: »

I don't need a power whip!

I've a fair idea what ye do need however ....

a 99 from the ice cream truck !! !!

blacklilly

Hardonraging wrote: »

blacklilly wrote: »

I don't need a power whip!

I've a fair idea what ye do need however ....

a 99 from the ice cream truck !! !!

Well if you're buying

Super-Rush

kfallon wrote: »

You won't be alone in that

Jaysus I love the good weather, there's great pervin' in it :pac:

As you can see I've edited the graphic toilet procedure in your post.

In future keep it to yourself or you'll be flushed outta here.



Great day for the beer garden.

Orders another pint.

My name is URL

My name is URL wrote: »

Close too

It's only close if you're near it!

(Sorry if joke already told, didnt read thread)

blacklilly

Too hot again tonight!

kfallon

Na it's grand, you just need to turn off your electric blanket :rolleyes:

Hardonraging

blacklilly wrote: »

Too hot again tonight!

Have ye the window open !!!

kfallon wrote: »

Na it's grand, you just need to turn off your electric blanket :rolleyes:

Sure ye might as well keep it on like, cost money to turn the off ye know !!

blacklilly

Window open and not a badger in sight

herisson

blacklilly wrote: »

Window open and not a badger in sight

always a good sign! :pac:

blacklilly

Think my nakedness embarrassed them

mauzo

I'm tempted to open the balcony door, but I'm afraid I'll be murdered....or bugs will get in.

Ugh life

herisson

ive learned my lesson for leaving windows open when i woke up with a massive spider near my head

Hardonraging

blacklilly wrote: »

Window open and not a badger in sight

I do prefer badgerless nakedness ..

syndeyfife wrote: »

I'm tempted to open the balcony door, but I'm afraid I'll be murdered....or bugs will get in.

Ugh life

First world problems right there !!

kfallon

blacklilly wrote: »

Window open and not a badger in sight

What about a beaver Oooooo matron!

syndeyfife wrote: »

I'm tempted to open the balcony door, but I'm afraid I'll be murdered....or bugs will get in.

Ugh life

Me too (not the murdered bit obviously) cos every time I open them now I get Daddy Long Legs in thru the doors and they'll end up being Daddy Fooking No Legs when I get them with the rolled up paper :mad:
Pack of fookfaces!

Pottler

I'm so hot at night lately that I've taken to sleeping in the river beside our house. It's nice and cool, but the feckin walk home every morning is a killer. I must devise some sort of cunning tether

ITS_A_BADGER

blacklilly wrote: »

Window open and not a badger in sight

*Peeps in open window*


awwwwwwww yeeeeeah

J. Marston

Too hot. Okay, I'll open a window. Ah, nice breeze. I'll go asleep now.

Oh hello, big fúcking annoying moth. Now I'll have to chase you around for 10 minutes with a shoe while wearing my jocks and give you a gruesome death.

blacklilly

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

blacklilly wrote: »

Window open and not a badger in sight

*Peeps in open window*


awwwwwwww yeeeeeah

Dirty badger