Forgot My Wedding Anniversary

Tim the Enchanter

keithclancy wrote: »

I got rid of her for the weekend ... Party at my gaff. :pac::pac::pac::pac:

You got a spare room?

prinz

stovelid wrote: »

Just loosen your tie, pour a neat scotch and raise the back our your hand in slightly menacingly fashion.

Getting relationship advice from Mad Men these days? :pac:

Nothingbetter2d

shopaholic01 wrote: »

Tell her that everyday with her is so special and meaningful, therefore you don't need an anniversary to acknowledge the joy she has brought into your life.

Try to look sincere though:D

now who is being cheesy?

westendgirlie

A forum member once created a thread
About forgetting the day that he wed
His fate's on the line
So onto boards he did sign
For a way to woo his wife back to bed

The advice he is getting is lacking
So a wager on divorce i'll be backing
This may sound a bit harsh
But his marriage is a farce
As his commitment to wifey's been slacking

So OP just create a new thread
About woo-ing a new woman into bed
We will give you advice
And cures for the pube lice
That wifey gave you as a pressie when you fled

Dr.Strange

westendgirlie wrote: »

A forum member once created a thread
About forgetting the day that he wed
His fate's on the line
So onto boards he did sign
For a way to woo his wife back to bed

The advice he is getting is lacking
So a wager on divorce i'll be backing
This may sound a bit harsh
But his marriage is a farce
As his commitment to wifey's been slacking

So OP just create a new thread
About woo-ing a new woman into bed
We will give you advice
And cures for the pube lice
That wifey gave you as a pressie when you fled

Very good!

Nothingbetter2d

reg her a boards account and we can all post on her visitors page wishing her happy anniversary... then you can show it to her later

mattjack

Thanks for reminding me, my own is during the week.

haminka

smash wrote: »

Turn it on her, ask her why she's keeping time of your relationship!

Oh oh ... whenever my other half tried turning something on me, he regretted that moment.
I wouldn't go there OP, arrange for something really nice, doesn't have to be expensive, but defo flowers, champagne, dinner and a little prezzie. And grovel.

Nothingbetter2d

haminka wrote: »

Oh oh ... whenever my other half tried turning something on me, he regretted that moment.
I wouldn't go there OP, arrange for something really nice, doesn't have to be expensive, but defo flowers, champagne, dinner and a little prezzie. And grovel.

also buy a dog house incase it fails... you'll need somewhere to sleep tonight

prinz

Could be worse OP, you could have two anniversaries to remember

Nothingbetter2d

OP should tell wife he booked an appointment to see a doctor about his recent memory loss.... try play for the poor me angle

haminka

haminka wrote: »

Oh oh ... whenever my other half tried turning something on me, he regretted that moment.
I wouldn't go there OP, arrange for something really nice, doesn't have to be expensive, but defo flowers, champagne, dinner and a little prezzie. And grovel.

Why? why, why why?

It's just a day, it's not their actual wedding day, now if he forgot that I'd understand her being pissed but jesus like. Flowers, champagne, dinner and a pressie? And grovel?

*Must not lose faith in humanity*

[-0-]

Book something somewhere, whisk her off for the weekend after work and let on that you were worried she had figured out where you were going because the hotel had sent a gift card to the house and you thought she saw it.

prinz

Deleted User wrote: »

*Must not lose faith in humanity*

I suppose you've never given a birthday card or present either. I agree going overboard is a bit ridiculous but something small is always nice. Doesn't take much to get a card/make a favourite dinner/small present etc.

pickarooney

keithclancy wrote: »

I didn't forget mine ...... wooo hoo !!

Because you wrote it, along with every other minute detail of your life for the next ten years, in your agenda? :P

prinz

prinz wrote: »

I suppose you've never given a birthday card or present either. I agree going overboard is a bit ridiculous but something small is always nice. Doesn't take much to get a card/make a favourite dinner/small present etc.

Oh I totally agree. It's really nice to do things, go for lunch, crack open a bottle of wine, a little token gift (who doesn't love presents), but to grovel? seriously?

Tim the Enchanter

[-0-] wrote: »

Book something somewhere, whisk her off for the weekend after work and let on that you were worried she had figured out where you were going because the hotel had sent a gift card to the house and you thought she saw it.

I would love nothing more than to get rid of the kids and whisk her away for the weekend but shes working again in the morning and on sunday, so it has to be a small gesture. The flowers have been ordered and dinner ingredients got. On a seperate note. 100 posts, another milestone in my life.

4zn76tysfajdxp

haminka wrote: »

I wouldn't go there OP, arrange for something really nice, doesn't have to be expensive, but defo flowers, champagne, dinner and a little prezzie. And grovel.

Inexpensive flowers, champ-bleedin'-pagne, dinner and a present? What's your idea of inexpensive? This is all so wrong.

smash

haminka wrote: »

Oh oh ... whenever my other half tried turning something on me, he regretted that moment.
I wouldn't go there OP, arrange for something really nice, doesn't have to be expensive, but defo flowers, champagne, dinner and a little prezzie. And grovel.

Next time just dump him and set him free. I bet he'd appreciate it :P

mattjack

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

also buy a dog house incase it fails... you'll need somewhere to sleep tonight

Also when she does arrive , cock your leg like a dog and have a slash up against
a wall.... she might think you've lost your marbles... you may just get away with this OP.

prinz

Deleted User wrote: »

Oh I totally agree. It's really nice to do things, go for lunch, crack open a bottle of wine, a little token gift (who doesn't love presents), but to grovel? seriously?

Ah yah now I agree. If I was ever told to grovel over something like that I'd be 'forgetting' the next few on purpose.

mattjack

Tim the Enchanter wrote: »

I would love nothing more than to get rid of the kids and whisk her away for the weekend but shes working again in the morning and on sunday, so it has to be a small gesture. The flowers have been ordered and dinner ingredients got. On a seperate note. 100 posts, another milestone in my life.

Wheres does she work ? we could visit her for you.

Kenno90

Tim the Enchanter wrote: »

I would love nothing more than to get rid of the kids and whisk her away for the weekend but shes working again in the morning and on sunday, so it has to be a small gesture. The flowers have been ordered and dinner ingredients got. On a seperate note. 100 posts, another milestone in my life.

"I'm sorry I forgot our anniversary dear. But the good news I've past 100 posts"
:pac:

Best of Luck man

prinz

Tim the Enchanter wrote: »

On a seperate note. 100 posts, another milestone in my life.

You'll never forget your 100th post. It was on the same day as......oh wait.

AeoNGriM

Tim the Enchanter wrote: »

Right, as the title says, i completely forgot my wedding anniversary is today. Just got a call from the wife to see how the children were this morning as she was gone to work before they got up. Anyway at the end of the conversation she says "happy anniversary by the way". I said, "Sh*t i completely forgot" so there’s no getting around the fact that she knows i forgot. Its damage limitation now i suppose. So what do i do AH?

Spend the rest of the day trying to organise the best fcuking wedding anniversary that has ever fcuking been and play off your lapse as intentional!

westendgirlie

mattjack wrote: »

Wheres does she work ? we could visit her for you.

prinz wrote: »

You'll never forget your 100th post. It was on the same day as......oh wait.

We could sing that Tammy Wynette song to her. Now, what was it called again D something. I something

westendgirlie

westendgirlie wrote: »

We could sing that Tammy Wynette song to her. Now, what was it called again D something. I something

S. C. O?

I don't think that's really relevant do you?

emzolita

like other posters have said, just have something lovely planned for when she comes home.
Get the kids minded asap, overnight if poss. Book a meal.
have a huge bouquet of flowers on the table for when she comes in, candles lit, and a glass of wine in hand, tell her to get ready you're going out.
I would be well impressed and have forgotten I was angry at ya. x good luck

Tim the Enchanter

westendgirlie wrote: »

We could sing that Tammy Wynette song to her. Now, what was it called again D something. I something

Shes a nurse. I'm sure the patients on her ward would appriciate a little bit of Tammy Wynette.

Tim the Enchanter

Tim the Enchanter wrote: »

Shes a nurse. I'm sure the patients on her ward would appriciate a little bit of Tammy Wynette.

Ooooh, I work in a hospital. I wonder if I work in the same hospital.

*looks for grumpy nurse*

Owryan

From reading this thread, gotta say i'm both shocked and impressed by mans ingenuity when it comes to cover ups and out right lying........go guys go

mattjack

Owryan wrote: »

From reading this thread, gotta say i'm both shocked and impressed by mans ingenuity when it comes to cover ups and out right lying........go guys go

Don't be shocked.Quite normal in here.

Owryan

whoopsadaisydoodles wrote: »

Tim the Enchanter wrote: »

Shes a nurse. I'm sure the patients on her ward would appriciate a little bit of Tammy Wynette.

Ooooh, I work in a hospital. I wonder if I work in the same hospital.

*looks for grumpy nurse*

To offer a shoulder to cry on ??

westendgirlie

Now Tim,

Man the fook up and decide what you're doing!

This will be my last (free) advice.......Forget the food, flowers, champagne. All you need is massage oil, fingers and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxJRz8-R-eg

Owryan

mattjack wrote: »

Owryan wrote: »

From reading this thread, gotta say i'm both shocked and impressed by mans ingenuity when it comes to cover ups and out right lying........go guys go

Don't be shocked.Quite normal in here.

Still i'm inspired by such deviousness

Owryan

Owryan wrote: »

To offer a shoulder to cry on ??

Pffft.

Nothingbetter2d

westendgirlie wrote: »

Now Tim,

Man the fook up and decide what you're doing!

This will be my last (free) advice.......Forget the food, flowers, champagne. All you need is massage oil, fingers and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxJRz8-R-eg

you like being licked do ya?

ScumLord

The alternate reality defence. We never got married because of that thing, remember? You'll have to start calling the children by different names and move all the contents of your house into the house across the street.

westendgirlie

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

you like being licked do ya?

Moi? At this stage i'd take whatever i'm get :pac:

I'm off to the shop to get a wibbly wobbly wonder.

December2012

How or why did you forget? In all honesty now? I don't get it.

Oh and you could get your wedding date engraved on your wedding ring.

mattjack

ScumLord wrote: »

The alternate reality defence. We never got married because of that thing, remember? You'll have to start calling the children by different names and move all the contents of your house into the house across the street.

Absolutely , in fact get the children's hair cut and dyed,get yourself tattooed heavily and maybe hire out an escort for the evening.
The futures looking bright OP, I'd say you're home and dry.

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

*looks for grumpy nurse*

in the mirror?

*runs away*
:pac:

westendgirlie

December2012 wrote: »

How or why did you forget? In all honesty now? I don't get it.

Oh and you could get your wedding date engraved on your wedding ring.

Can you get inside out wedding rings???

bluewolf

bluewolf wrote: »

in the mirror?

*runs away*
:pac:

*Snaps latex glove*

You were saying?

mattjack

Deleted User wrote: »

*Snaps latex glove*

You were saying?

:eek:

Tim the Enchanter

December2012 wrote: »

How or why did you forget? In all honesty now? I don't get it.

Oh and you could get your wedding date engraved on your wedding ring.

Well how does one forget anything? And believe me, i won't need the date engraved on my wedding ring because i won't be forgetting it again.

bluewolf

bluewolf wrote: »

you want to play doctor? okay :D

Ok. But I'm the nurse.

Tim, can I borrow your wife's uniform?

3ndahalfof6

leave your wedding ring on the dinning room table with a letter beside it (you know what to write something that will break her heart) watch from a distance and when she starts to cry jump out of your hiding place with a big smile shouting, im only joking honey I love you happy anniversary, (in a marty mcfly type of way) make sure you have some extra condoms to hand.

Dr.Strange

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

leave your wedding ring on the dinning room table with a letter beside it (you know what to write something that will break her heart) watch from a distance and when she starts to cry jump out of your hiding place with a big smile shouting, im only joking honey I love you happy anniversary, (in a marty mcfly type of way) make sure you have some extra condoms to hand.

Be sure to brace yourself for a kick in the Balls first.

Nothingbetter2d

Dr.Strange wrote: »

Be sure to brace yourself for a kick in the Balls first.

wear a protective cup... just ask any bouncer for the name of the shop where they got theirs