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Sonia The Sexy Scot

  • 30-06-2012 7:39pm
    #1
    Diego Maradona
    Closed Accounts Posts: 769 ✭✭✭


    Broke my leg yesterday playing football and have been in hospital ever since, there's this Scottish girl called Sonia in the same ward as me and she is gorgeous, she's very funny and we have been getting on great.

    Hospital ain't so bad after all... :pac:


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  • #2
    Geekness1234
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,358 ✭✭✭Geekness1234


    Diego Maradona wrote: »
    Broke my leg yesterday playing football and have been in hospital ever since, there's this Scottish girl called Sonia in the same ward as me and she is gorgeous, she's very funny and we have been getting on great.

    Hospital ain't so bad after all... :pac:

    Ride......


  • #3
    DerekDGoldfish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,122 ✭✭✭DerekDGoldfish


    Tell her you need to administer an injection


  • #4
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Will you be having sex with her tonight?


  • #5
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Get her to check your prostate.


  • #6
    Diego Maradona
    Closed Accounts Posts: 769 ✭✭✭Diego Maradona


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    Will you be having sex with her tonight?
    That would be a challenge with a broken leg


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  • #7
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Be careful getting the leg over.


  • #8
    dark crystal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    I can see this thread turning into another Ciara & Brian type saga....

    Ask her out man!!


  • #9
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Diego Maradona wrote: »
    That would be a challenge with a broken leg
    Do you accept said challenge:)?


  • #10
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Diego Maradona wrote: »
    That would be a challenge with a broken leg

    You could drop the hand of God...


  • #11
    LowOdour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭LowOdour


    once she see's you trying to hit on her, she will run a mile..but with your condition she can walk briskly instead


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  • #12
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    DerekDGoldfish wrote: »
    Tell her you need to administer an injection
    "Now you might feel a little prick" :D


  • #13
    bigdaddyliamo
    Registered Users Posts: 242 ✭✭bigdaddyliamo


    so, eh, what's wrong with her like?;)


  • #14
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    bigdaddyliamo wrote: »
    so, eh, what's wrong with her like?;)
    Are you sure Sonja is Scottish and not Ukrainian? There's accents are somewhat similar:D


  • #15
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    What's the hospital equivalent of the mile high club?

    Seriously OP - get on that


  • #16
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Sexy Scottish Sonia's shocking sexscapades with sick soccer star.


  • #17
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    I thought you retired years ago , ya hand ballin' midget..


    :D Good luck with Sonia..


  • #18
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Show her your meaty syringe.


  • #19
    Grid.
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 68,370 Mod ✭✭✭✭Grid.


    Females in the same ward!!!! **Goes off to break leg**:pac:


  • #20
    Diego Maradona
    Closed Accounts Posts: 769 ✭✭✭Diego Maradona


    dark crystal wrote: »
    I can see this thread turning into another Ciara & Brian type saga....

    Ask her out man!!
    What's that?
    bigdaddyliamo wrote: »
    so, eh, what's wrong with her like?;)
    Fractured arm in a car crash


  • #21
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,150 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    So handjobs are probably out?


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  • #22
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    I wonder what the 'odds' are on Sonia posting in here ?


  • #23
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Diego Maradona wrote: »
    What's that?

    Fractured arm in a car crash
    Before your time son, but there was a case here a while back of a lad who fancied a garage worker.
    He created a forum here on AH and was encouraged to pursue her.
    Not knowing what AH is like sometimes, he continued to take the advice of AH after she had made it clear to him she wasn't interested.
    He's awaiting the case to be brought to court for sexual assault now:(
    Don't let that be you OP.


  • #24
    Diego Maradona
    Closed Accounts Posts: 769 ✭✭✭Diego Maradona


    MarkR wrote: »
    So handjobs are probably out?
    No, she has two arms.


  • #25
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    MarkR wrote: »
    So handjobs are probably out?
    Blowjob in?:P (That's not being used as a smiley:D) (That last one is):)(and that):)(and that....


  • #26
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Diego Maradona wrote: »
    No, she has two arms.

    Ooooo fancy.


  • #27
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Sponge-bath time?


  • #28
    elvis99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 173 ✭✭elvis99


    Threads gonna need some pics OP


  • #29
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    What hospital you in ? Might send some coke and hookers in to you.
    Cheap ones, there a recession on , ya know.


  • #30
    Dancor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,624 ✭✭✭Dancor


    Who has a stay in hospital for a fractured arm?


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  • #31
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    Dancor wrote: »
    Who has a stay in hospital for a fractured arm?

    Sonia


  • #32
    Diego Maradona
    Closed Accounts Posts: 769 ✭✭✭Diego Maradona


    Dancor wrote: »
    Who has a stay in hospital for a fractured arm?
    Sonia obviously :rolleyes:


  • #33
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,795 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    On the negative side you may have contracted MRSA.


  • #34
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    Tell her you need an ultrasound on your ballsack


  • #35
    Dempsey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,553 ✭✭✭✭Dempsey


    ask her who she thinks is better, pele or maradona!


  • #36
    DoneDL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 902 ✭✭✭DoneDL


    robbie7730 wrote: »
    Sonia

    Who has a stay in hospital for a fractured arm?

    Hande hoche!

    Spooky.


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  • #37
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    cocoshovel wrote: »
    Tell her you need an ultrasound on your ballsack

    If she's in the same ward as Diego, she may have her own ballsack.


  • #38
    Diego Maradona
    Closed Accounts Posts: 769 ✭✭✭Diego Maradona


    elvis99 wrote: »
    Threads gonna need some pics OP
    Can be arranged ;)


  • #39
    Laika1986
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    Best of luck with it OP,break a leg..


  • #40
    OMARS_COMING_
    Registered Users Posts: 320 ✭✭OMARS_COMING_


    Have you masturbated about her yet?




    İ think im going to İf you dont!


  • #41
    Diego Maradona
    Closed Accounts Posts: 769 ✭✭✭Diego Maradona


    OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »
    Have you masturbated about her yet?
    Violently


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  • #42
    Bruthal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,422 ✭✭✭✭Bruthal


    Diego Maradona wrote: »
    Violently

    The sheets will be like a cast in the morning so. Wrap them around that leg.


  • #43
    Corkfeen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Corkfeen


    I really do think Diego will have to provide evidence of some variety...
    OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »
    Have you masturbated about her yet?




    İ think im going to İf you dont!

    Omar is coming.... :eek:


  • #44
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,629 ✭✭✭TheBody


    See if you can get your hands on the prescription viagra op and get stuck in!! Yeee-haaaaaaa!!! :pac:


  • #45
    bigdaddyliamo
    Registered Users Posts: 242 ✭✭bigdaddyliamo


    Scottish women are generally ginger. does she look like lulu? or is she more like Red Sonia?
    Or the Proclaimers? Does she look like a sister of the proclaimer lad, you know, the one with the glasses?


  • #46
    eyesquirm
    Registered Users Posts: 131 ✭✭eyesquirm


    bigdaddyliamo wrote: »
    Or the Proclaimers? Does she look like a sister of the proclaimer lad, you know, the one with the glasses?



    I've just lost my stiffy. :mad::mad::mad::mad:


  • #47
    ZzubZzub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭ZzubZzub


    On behalf of nurses everywhere, if ya go for it, make sure neither of you accidentally hit the call-bell by mistake!



    Or do. We like to gossip. Confidentially, of course.


  • #48
    paddy147
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 15,858 ✭✭✭✭paddy147


    Has her partner/hubby come in to visit her yet??


  • #49
    johnayo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    Jaysus, she is rte1 now with Marion:mad:


  • #50
    Shtanto
    Registered Users Posts: 179 ✭✭Shtanto


    Which leg?

    Sorry, did I miss the point of the thread there?


  • #51
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    Diego Maradona wrote: »
    Broke my leg yesterday playing football and have been in hospital ever since, there's this Scottish girl called Sonia in the same ward as me and she is gorgeous, she's very funny and we have been getting on great.

    Hospital ain't so bad after all... :pac:

    Go Diego Go!


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