What the best way of finding a friend with benefits?

OMARS_COMING_

Do you ask an exsisting friend or try to make a new one?

Jen Pigs Fly

Make new ones!

You already know existing friends, and really do you want to go there? Not worth it, if things go wrong then you've lose a good friend.

Shenshen

I wouldn't get my hopes up finding any on here, if that's what you're after.

flutterflye

Check the dole office.

The King of Moo

Coming to the internet on a Saturday night was a good start.

southcentralts

Start by making a few friends.

racso1975

Pm sent and Omar will.be coming!

Gummy Panda

Invite an existing friend over, dim the lights and sing Michael Bolton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvbFsdWJLuo

Hande hoche!

Sonar.

Bobby Baccala

Get the fúck off boards and go look for one! That's a good start!

Sky King

Get a girlfriend and hypnosis.

Turpentine

OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »

Do you ask an exsisting friend or try to make a new one?

Turn up at their door, naked except for a pair of socks, clutching a box of Roses. In the unlikely event that they turn you down, just say you were sleep walking and must have stopped off in a shop on the way. If they ask you how you had money just say you keep your wallet in your socks because you don't trust your flat mate. Trust me though, you'll be feeding the pony in no time.

GASMANN

You have to walk before you run here,

First off - get 1 friend

Scioch

Its one of those things that cant be found unless your not looking for it.

OMARS_COMING_

GASMANN wrote: »

You have to walk before you run here,

First off - get 1 friend

İ have friends,mostly male though.

Facebook might be the key here,i could send messages to woman or would that make me a creep?

shopaholic01

Visit Diego in hospital and introduce yourself to Scottish Sonia - you've two functioning legs .

whendovescry

craigslist; they're EVERYWHERE




all bbw strangely enough

GarIT

Try Craigslist*








*Disclamer: I am not responsible for any personal loss or harm that occurs as a result of using Craigslist.

GASMANN

OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »

İ have friends,mostly male though.

Facebook might be the key here,i could send messages to woman or would that make me a creep?

do it, to all the women

leggo

OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »

İ have friends,mostly male though.

Facebook might be the key here,i could send messages to woman or would that make me a creep?

No, I think if you mail them all messages out of the blue and ask politely for a no strings attached, sex-only relationship, they'll all be very understanding and you might just find what you're looking for.

Be sure to post screencaps of the conversations here when you do though!

Shenshen

GASMANN wrote: »

do it, to all the women

I've never before been SO glad I'm not on facebook.

GASMANN

Shenshen wrote: »

I've never before been SO glad I'm not on facebook.

by the sounds of the o.p , he might be the type to find you anyway, especially if he reads your post as playing hard to get.

OMARS_COMING_

GASMANN wrote: »

Shenshen wrote: »

I've never before been SO glad I'm not on facebook.

by the sounds of the o.p , he might be the type to find you anyway, especially if he reads your post as playing hard to get.

Lol

Jester252

Go on to a porn site they seem to be full of hot horny woman in your local area

stovelid

OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »

What the best way of finding a friend with benefits?

Check the live register for suitable prospects.

Jammy Donut

Turn on TV3 at 12 and ring in and ask Sue to roide ya.

hatrickpatrick

1: Travel to Harcourt Street in Dublin
2: Go into the nightclub called Coppers (Copper Face Jacks), about half way up the street.
3: ????????????
4: Profit.

Mr.Crinklewood

Should be pretty easy these days, most people know someone on the dole.

gara

OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »

İ have friends,mostly male though

Beggars can't be choosers Omar, get stuck in!

Novella

Are you hot?

christmas2012

try speedating

sancho panza

lower your expectations on whats ride-able.
Say to any women you meet that your that crazy gallagher bloke- women love a bad boy, apparently..

SlyBacon93

Ask your mate left hand I'm sure he'd be up for it

christmas2012

yeah lower them esp if youre fat and ugly(or freakishly gaunt and thin) too

FairytaleGirl

Gumtree has a 'seeking' section - usually 'for one night only'

Some of the ads are pure gas!

antodeco

If you're female, send me a PM!

harney

OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »

Do you ask an exsisting friend or try to make a new one?

Head on over to one of the anti social welfare threads here. Look for some posters going on about how tough life is on benefits and hit the friend button.

Sound Bite

I was on a date Wednesday night with a guy who is looking for a **** buddy. PM if interested. I will gladly give you his number.

antodeco

Sound Bite wrote: »

I was on a date Wednesday night with a guy who is looking for a **** buddy. PM if interested. I will gladly give you his number.

It's really your number, isn't it? Sly dog!!

christmas2012

Irelands own is good to try.

2 stroke

Asl?

JupiterKid

GRINDR...














...if you're a gay man.:D:pac:

Doyler92

Swingers parties.

John Doe1

Heathen! Spawn of Beelzebub! Sex should between a married couple

190E2.516

1. go to nite club
2. get drunk
3. talk ****e to babes
4. be honest tell them ur looking for sexual relations only
5. return to ur gaf and bang the **** out of her

usually work for me if not try facebook. add random peeps and try start convo

Shryke

John Doe1 wrote: »

Heathen! Spawn of Beelzebub! Sex should between a married couple

One in front of you and one behind you?

validusername1

You probably won't get one if you're looking for one.. They're not something you look for and find, they're something that just happens when you don't expect it.
If I was you though I'd go out, try as much girls as I could to find one that will have sex with me, 'cause chances are, if she has sex with you the first night she meets you, she'll have no issues being your new fwb. But you don't say the words ''Will you be my fwb?''.. Never mention it.. just let it become that

Jason100

Hi iv 2 friends and that I always end up having sex with when we meet up and nxt day we carry on as normal friend as they say to me it's only some fun and we all hav needs ....?

trad

Jason100 wrote: »

Hi iv 2 friends and that I always end up having sex with when we meet up and nxt day we carry on as normal friend as they say to me it's only some fun and we all hav needs ....?

2 FB's and only 3 posts where are we all going wrong?

Hardonraging

How have i not replied to this thread by now !!!!!!

It's easy to pick up FWB .. you just need to ask, also help's if your really laid back and have a huge pheonix

saiint

OMARS_COMING_ wrote: »

İ have friends,mostly male though.

Facebook might be the key here,i could send messages to woman or would that make me a creep?

youd be surprised how many men in ireland actually do this
the other day my girlfriend got a message of a fella saying he has a free gaf, this was one of her old mates who she hasnt seen in 2 yrs,
he said hes lonely and needs a "cuddle" she says then ask someone to come over
he asks her


long story short its very common ha
i asked her to let me message him back
i just said, this is her fella, if ya need a cuddle of a fella go out saturday