My imaginary chip van.

Jesus Wept

wHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS FINE ESTABLISHMENT?

Chuck Stone

Andy Carroll wrote: »

Jesus Chuck, that sounds dacent. I'll have one of them with a few chips.
Do you do few chips?

Andy Carroll wrote: »

wHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS FINE ESTABLISHMENT?

Chuck's Diner.

It's a real diner car, not unlike this one, taken from a big ol' USofA train and put up on a truck bed.

Sarky

The secret sauce is very salty.

Topper Harley

Sarky wrote: »

The secret sauce is very salty.

And it smells awful.

Chuck Stone

It's actually sweet and smokey.

I think ye might be talking about spunk.

Princess Peach

Chuck Stone wrote: »

It's actually sweet and smokey.

I think ye might be talking about spunk.

IS THAT THE SECRET INGREDIENT????

Sarky will have extra so.

Chuck Stone

I'm actually getting defensive of my imaginary chip van :pac:

You see, it's all about reputation in the food business.

Princess Peach

What's the staff uniform?

Chuck Stone

Princess Peach wrote: »

What's the staff uniform?

Mankinis for the lads and grass skirts and coconut shells for the gals.

Princess Peach

Mankinis?? I hope they wear hair nets....

Jesus Wept

Do you serve beer? Do you show sports?
I like this place.

Chuck Stone

Andy Carroll wrote: »

Do you serve beer? Do you show sports?
I like this place.

We serve cold beer in 3 pint pitchers and have every sports channel you could imagine.

If the women's 200m world record is broken tonight there's a free beer for everyone in the thread.

(I put €10 on the WR being broken* on behalf of Chuck's Diner)


*no, really I did.

Topper Harley

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Chuck's Diner.

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I'm actually getting defensive of my imaginary chip van :pac:

You see, it's all about reputation in the food business.

In the interest of maintaining your good reputation then, may I suggest you rename your chipper 'Honest Chuck's Diner', lest anyone get the impression that it's a less than honourable establishment.

Because everyone knows that if honest is in the name, it must be true.

Jesus Wept

Chuck Stone wrote: »

We serve cold beer in 3 pint pitchers and have every sports channel you could imagine.

If the women's 200m world record is broken tonight there's a free beer for everyone in the thread.

(I put €10 on the WR being broken* on behalf of Chuck's Diner)


*no, really I did.

have any w.r's been broken?

Topper Harley

Andy Carroll wrote: »

have any w.r's been broken?

Men's 4 x 100m relay world record just broken by the Jamacans. So what do I get for that?

Chuck Stone

Topper Harley wrote: »

Men's 4 x 100m relay world record just broken by the Jamacans. So what do I get for that?

Free pitcher of beer with a Whirly Burger for the regulars.

Jesus Wept

Great gaff, any pictures?

Chuck Stone

Andy Carroll wrote: »

Great gaff, any pictures?

Sneak preview.

Jesus Wept

uch

I only replied because it was post 69, and I wanted to make sure there was no Debauchary going on, and now that I Realise it was post 71 it's OK

Topper Harley

uch wrote: »

I only replied because it was post 69, and I wanted to make sure there was no Debauchary going on, and now that I Realise it was post 71 it's OK

Awww, and you only missed it by three days! Here, have a seat and let me buy you a 72oz blue steak with my loyalty card, if I can just find the damn thing.

uch

Are you still servin'?

Topper Harley

Looks like Chuck's not here, but I know a way to sneak in and get you whatever you want. Just don't tell Chuck.

uch

OK, I'll have battered onions and cheese toast please.....

uch

Topper Harley wrote: »

Looks like Chuck's not here, but I know a way to sneak in and get you whatever you want. Just don't tell Chuck.

Now thats battered onions & cheese toasted

not battered cheese and toast,, you might hide the onion

I hope you know the difference?

Topper Harley

uch wrote: »

Now thats battered onions & cheese toasted

not battered cheese and toast,, you might hide the onion

I hope you know the difference?

Not really, I'm getting a bit confused now but I'll do my best.

Topper Harley

Okay, I can't get into the fridge so you'll have to make do with this cooked rat that I found in a trap around the back and some leftover soylent green I found in the bin.

Chuck Stone

Jesus lads we're supposed to be closed!

Ah sure help ye'rselves and leave the difference in the till.

Regulars is regulars after all.

Topper Harley

SHIT! CHEESE IT!

Oh wait, it's cool. Everyone relax.

Princess Peach

Can I order tea and crumpets puhlease.

Icarus Wings

This is RIDICULOUS!! I've been standing here for over a month waitin' for my order!!

I'm wasting away...actually contemplating eating the next person I catch serving...

Chuck Stone

Princess Peach wrote: »

Can I order tea and crumpets puhlease.

Tea and scrupmets for Ma'am with a complimentary slice of cake.

Icarus Wings wrote: »

This is RIDICULOUS!! I've been standing here for over a month waitin' for my order!!

Well you do look a bit like a totem pole so we thought you were an ornament.

Whirly Burger meal on the house.

Icarus Wings

Icarus Wings wrote: »

...actually contemplating eating the next person I catch serving...

Hmmm...you'll do nicely!!

...Wait, you look a little on the scrawny side yourself! Bit stringy too...don't like getting bits stuck in my teeth!

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Whirly Burger meal on the house.

Alright, I'll take the free meal! Sound, Chuck Stone! And to think I was gonna take my cannibalistic custom elsewhere...:D

**tips top hat to Chuck Stone and rollerblades away**

uch

Here!, we'll have none of that favourmatism here!! I want a free Whirly burger aaaaannnd something else free too

Topper Harley

Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito?

Sarky

I want what he wants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYNQAoTtJy4

SIR PEADO BAILOUT

Why does da vinegar smell like cats piss,is it me ? ?

Chuck Stone

uch wrote: »

Here!, we'll have none of that favourmatism here!! I want a free Whirly burger aaaaannnd something else free too

Free Whirly burger and a complimentary soft drink of your choice.

Topper Harley wrote: »

Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito?

Green chilli sauce or red? Heck - have both, Sir. (green in a little pot out of shot).

SIR PEADO BAILOUT wrote: »

Why does da vinegar smell like cats piss,is it me ? ?

It's you and you're...

BARRED.

Princess Peach

Breaaaaaakfaaast.

I'd like a boiled dodo egg.

Princess Peach

WHERES MY DODO EGG???!!

Topper Harley

Find a tropical animal, pick a part of it's anatomy, stick it on the grill 'till it's charred and then serve it to me, pronto.

Princess Peach

The service in here is appalling. No tip.

southcentralts

Can I get a single plum floating in perfume served in a gentleman's hat, and covered in gravy too.

Chuck Stone

I was on my holidays lads.

Free Whirly burgers and fries for everyone!




Edit: And two Dodo eggs for Peach.

Star Lord

Could I have a 199 please?

That's a bacon cone, with whipped mayo, and a sweet potato fry stuck in like a flake.

Princess Peach

Dude you can only get that at burger king