Do you fart in public?

supernova84

There's nothing worse than the smell of another persons fart. If ya can't hold it then at least move away from your victim. Do you fart in public?

galwayrush

Always if i think someone else may get the blame.
Not natural to hold it in,

Thatnastyboy

Yes,

I fart a lot.. in fact im quite good at it :pac:

Im proud of em most of the time

admiralofthefleet

if i feel its going to be silent then yes, deffo. i let one in ladbrokes yesterday that was silent but would peel the paint off walls. ale always makes me drop evil apple tarts

Kiera

Girls don't fart.

jd007

only if i know it will be silent

girl in the striped socks

No.
I'm afraid of what could follow.

krudler

Kiera wrote: »

Girls don't fart.

LIES!

Kiera

krudler wrote: »

Kiera wrote: »

Girls don't fart.

LIES!

Or poo!

galwayrush

Kiera wrote: »

Girls don't fart.

A love puff of wind?
What about Fanny Farts?

Intensive Care Bear

Did you ever fart on a bus while wearing headphones and then spend the rest of the journey wondering if it was a loud one?

Kiera

galwayrush wrote: »

Kiera wrote: »

Girls don't fart.

A love puff of wind?
What about Fanny Farts?

Queef

demanufactured

Yes.
It's bad for your colon to hold it in.

admiralofthefleet

Kiera wrote: »

Girls don't fart.

yeah i forgot about the poo fairy that comes to girls at night and takes their farts and turds away

Thatnastyboy

Kiera wrote: »

Queef

SICK :pac:

mattjack

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

yeah i forgot about the poo fairy that comes to girls at night and takes their farts and turds away

Though after marriage,that fairy don't come a callin' anymore.

galwayrush

mattjack wrote: »

Though after marriage,that fairy don't come a callin' anymore.

Same problem with the B.J. one.:(

Kiera

The fart fairy should leave money like her cousin the tooth fairy.

admiralofthefleet

mattjack wrote: »

Though after marriage,that fairy don't come a callin' anymore.

galwayrush wrote: »

Same problem with the B.J. one.:(

wedding cake is the best contraceptive known to man

mauzo

No....girls dont fart

dingdong1234567

partial to releasing copius quantities of sbd's. and then moving away slowly obviously.

mattjack

galwayrush wrote: »

Same problem with the B.J. one.:(

The BJ one can often be seen scuttling away from the church just after the groom say's 'I do'.

ham_n_mustard

Kiera wrote: »

Girls don't fart.

they cough in their knickers!

admiralofthefleet

syndeyfife wrote: »

No....girls dont fart

yes you do and you reek

mauzo

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

yes you do and you reek

Id fart maybe once a month? I rarely fart...maybe its my diet?

supernova84

It's a funny word too fart. Like if ya think about it is a type of art in itself.

mattjack

supernova84 wrote: »

It's a funny word too fart. Like if ya think about it is a type of art in itself.

'Tis a funny word, indeed .
My cousin had two dogs , one called Fart .. the other called Shite.Fart always walked in front of Shite

Jester252

I make sure a child is around because they will get the blame

Lyaiera

I feel bad for the partners of some of the guys in this thread. Guys who were getting their BJs off some random fairy and not their SO.

mattjack

Lyaiera wrote: »

I feel bad for the partners of some of the guys in this thread. Guys who were getting their BJs off some random fairy and not their SO.

You broke the internet.. get out.

floutingmaxims

Was eating out with the boyfriend in a bar on campus. We had just finished our food and he gets into a sudden panic tells me that we have to leave right away. I was confused and wanted to know what we were rushing out for. He had let off a septic fart and we had to run out before anyone noticed :pac:

As for me, of course not!

anhedonia

Jester252 wrote: »

I make sure a child is around because they will get the blame

I like to fart directly on children's heads as I saunter by. Audible if I can help it.

mattjack

anhedonia wrote: »

I like to fart directly on children's heads as I saunter by. Audible if I can help it.

Targeted assassination ?

volvoman480

Can't beat a good fart, especially outdoors, even more so if there's a crowd around. I pride myself on my ninja farts..... You only know I've been there after I'm gone........

christmas2012

always - its the only way to get noticed..

anhedonia

mattjack wrote: »

Targeted assassination ?

nope just general assholery.

1ZRed

Kiera wrote: »

Girls don't fart.

I think this seems to answer a lot of questions..

previous user

Kiera wrote: »

Queef

stop that carry on now.

Jammy Donut

Yup always, I giggle like a child when I do though

If you actually spread your cheeks a little, you get a much raspier sound.

Wacker The Attacker

Its a damn shame having to put the silencer on a massive ripping guinness fart.

I still let them out though

syndeyfife

syndeyfife wrote: »

Id fart maybe once a month? I rarely fart...maybe its my diet?

This diet must also affect your memory....

paddy147

Better off out than in,as you may possibly combust

Silent or Violent....it doesnt matter to me.:D

gammygils

Kiera wrote: »

Girls don't fart.

So what are fanny farts then... Eh? :eek:

paddy147

gammygils wrote: »

So what are fanny farts then... Eh? :eek:

Eh Queefs.:D

muckyhands

paddy147 wrote: »

Better off out than in,as you may possibly combust

Silent or Violent....it doesnt matter to me.:D

:pac::pac::pac:

the_syco

Ever drink more than 6 cans of cider, followed by garlic and cheese chips on a Sunday night?

Listen to your music, and wonder why your farts smell like pig silage. And ponder how long the others on the train will last before one of them gets off the train before their actual stop :pac:

=-=

Luckily, I drive to work.

ukonline

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This guy does:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXL6KZJnRtg

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paddy147

Notorioux

:pac::pac::pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6FX0gV_RrE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozVlcLfOovs

Nothingbetter2d

Kiera wrote: »

Girls don't fart.

yeah right :rolleyes:

i know many girls that fart like troopers and are proud to admit it

kfallon

If there's nobody around then I'd let rip if I was out n' about!

Nothing wrong with it imo! The best place ever to let off a real ripsnorter tho is in a library in college, always goes down a treat :pac: