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Do you fart in public?

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  • #52
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    1210m5g wrote: »
    Did you ever fart on a bus while wearing headphones and then spend the rest of the journey wondering if it was a loud one?

    Happened a couple of times if I was out for a walk with earphones in then let a rip roarer. All of a sudden a jogger passes with the "rabbit-in-the-headlights" look on them or another walker crosses the road as if you had a pitbull tied to your arsé.

    Out of civic mindedness, I check behind me anymore.


  • #53
    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    I always drop one in the lift in work while no-one is in it. I can hardly keep a straight face as I walk out and see the victims walk in.


  • #54
    Shane-KornSpace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭Shane-KornSpace


    All the time. Even in work. Better out than in.
    I usually just put the blame on some aul granny if there's one near me. They're just as bad for farting as me.


  • #55
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I run to the nearest wall, plant my arse against it and rippppppp.
    It heightens the noise too, fantastic.


  • #56
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    RVP 11 wrote: »
    I run to the nearest wall, plant my arse against it and rippppppp.
    It heightens the noise too, fantastic.

    Ah I prefer to cock the arse up a bit and let it rebound off the chair for maximum noise!


  • #57
    AeoNGriM
    Registered Users Posts: 712 ✭✭✭AeoNGriM


    Was sat at a table in a bar once, and this fairly hefty lad with a Guiness in his hand behind me let a fairly eggy one go right by the back of my head then tried to deny it was him. I ended up clocking him outside when he went for a smoke, the fat fcuk.

    Farting right beside someone or belching in their face is a smackable offence, no questions asked.
    kfallon wrote: »
    Ah I prefer to cock the arse up a bit and let it rebound off the chair for maximum noise!



    Ahh the old airburst technique......know it well meself.


  • #58
    Kosseegan
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 987 ✭✭✭Kosseegan


    I don't fart; I exhale anally.


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