Justification for being a pr!ck

FinnLizzy

I see dicks doing dickish things in all walks of life, but every now and again they justify it with some remark. Sometimes they believe their own BS, and other times they're just being sarcastic.

I have a friend that walks out on front of cars, crossing the road. His excuse is usually "They have breaks, I don't".

During the riots in London, when a looter was questioned on what he was doing, he said "I'm getting my tax money back(???)"

And don't get me started on Anders Brevik!!!

I can't think of any more off the top of my head, but can anyone else think of any?

FatherLen

ranting and raving thread...

chin_grin

FinnLizzy wrote: »

I have a friend that walks out on front of cars, crossing the road. His excuse is usually "They have breaks, I don't".

Is it bad to really want your friend to be run over to learn a lesson? Why do you think they have pedestrian crossings? Eejit.

But yeah some people are a$$hats because they've had d!ckpumps talking crap to them all day. From co-workers, bosses, general public, so instead of dealing with that and realising that the eejit might just be having a bad day they absorb it and lash out at some unsuspecting person that didn't deserve it either.

<inserts 'falling down cheeseburger' video>

TeddyTedson

Im from the internet

DaveNoCheese

They can justify it all they want, at the end of the day they're still gonna be a príck!

Dr.Strange

I park in Handicapped parking spaces and I am not a Handicap.

I can justify this by observing that there are 12 of these spaces available at any given time yet there are seldom more than 1 of these spaces legitimately taken up by a Handicapped person.

Although I don't think this should classify me as being anything other than practically minded.

davet82

i dont like the ranting pricks, they're the worst :P

smash

When someone refers to their friend as "a mad bastard" then they're usually a prick.

flutterflye

Dr.Strange wrote: »

I park in Handicapped parking spaces and I am not a Handicap.

I can justify this by observing that there are 12 of these spaces available at any given time yet there are seldom more than 1 of these spaces legitimately taken up by a Handicapped person.

Although I don't think this should classify me as being anything other than practically minded.

And what if there were 11 more "practically minded" people who thought just like you at the same time?
That would leave no spaces for the genuinely handicapped.

Tabnabs

These guys even have an anthem :mad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

Lux23

DaveNoCheese wrote: »

They can justify it all they want, at the end of the day they're still gonna be a príck!

That's true. People try to justify rude behaviour by saying they are very straight or it's just their way but as far as I am concerned it's no excuse. Time and time again I have gotten those excuses from people in my professional or personal life but there is never a justifiable reason for being a bollox.

Mickeroo

Dr.Strange wrote: »

I park in Handicapped parking spaces.....

While handicapped people make handicapped faces??

<Denis Leary Asshole vid>

Edit: Damn you TabNabs :pac:

flutterflye

I can act like a total prick when I'm in a lot of pain.
I snap at anyone who breaths near me.

chin_grin

Dr.Strange wrote: »

I park in Handicapped parking spaces and I am not handicapped.

Not yet. :pac:

Jester252

You do respect my way of life

Bad Panda

FinnLizzy wrote: »

I have a friend that walks out on front of cars, crossing the road. His excuse is usually "They have breaks, I don't".

You're friend's an arrogant pr!ck and I hope he gets run over (not fatally).

Mickeroo

Bad Panda wrote: »

You're friend's an arrogant pr!ck and I hope he gets run over (not fatally).

Doesn't sound smart enough to be arrogant tbh.

saiint

when im getting drink in the offo
they ask for id
i show them it
he refuses even though he knows me personaly
i say why ? he says cause he can

family friend prick

staker

saiint wrote: »

when im getting drink in the offo
they ask for id
i show them it
he refuses even though he knows me personaly
i say why ? he says cause he can

family friend prick

Next time just drop a pube on the counter and keep doing so til he serves ya!

Shryke

It's a mean world sometimes. I'm a prick when I want to be, you can't please everyone.
Walking in front of traffic is looking for a Darwin award.

paddymayoman

Roy Keane for walking out on his country and criticising this years fans at the euros

saiint

staker wrote: »

Next time just drop a pube on the counter and keep doing so til he serves ya!

i wouldnt mind i look about 30

pubes for drink
southpark style

ilovesleep

People being rude, mannerless, ignorant, causing grief, trouble etc for you.

You're patient with them until eventually they get a hold on you and pull them up on it.

They reflect all blame back at you for you are a bitch being a bitch.

mikemac1

nice guys finish last

christmas2012

there is no justification for being a prick if youre a prick youre a prick

chin_grin

christmas2012 wrote: »

there is no justification for being a prick if youre a prick youre a prick

Not if someone made you a prick.

If you have a prick, that's all the justification you need for being a prick.
Some women get called cnuts.

FinnLizzy

smash wrote: »

When someone refers to their friend as "a mad bastard" then they're usually a prick.

He's sound once you get to know him = He's an asshole, but you get use to him.

Stiffler2

FinnLizzy wrote: »

I see dicks doing dickish things in all walks of life, but every now and again they justify it with some remark. Sometimes they believe their own BS, and other times they're just being sarcastic.

I have a friend that walks out on front of cars, crossing the road. His excuse is usually "They have breaks, I don't".

During the riots in London, when a looter was questioned on what he was doing, he said "I'm getting my tax money back(???)"

And don't get me started on Anders Brevik!!!

I can't think of any more off the top of my head, but can anyone else think of any?

Ha - your mate wouldn't want to walk out in front of my car.

Yes - I also run over prams

SouthTippBass

FinnLizzy wrote: »

He's sound once you get to know him = He's an asshole, but you get use to him.

Just watched Trainspotting last night. Yeah, hes a prick, but hes a mate, so what can you do?

KKkitty

There is no real justification for being a pr1ck. Take my younger siblings for example, they lost our parents at very young ages and got on with their lives going to college and school with no major drama. They certainly don't go around with a chip on their shoulders like life owes them anything but I'd see people who've never had any major trauma or heartache going around like every bad thing they do and the way they act is something to be proud of. Life doesn't make you a pr1ck. You just end up being one.

Irish Guitarist

There's a thread about cigarette butts here where you can see people coming out with all sorts of excuses for littering and destroying their surroundings.

Sky King

Dr.Strange wrote: »

I park in Handicapped parking spaces and I am not a Handicap.

I can justify this by observing that there are 12 of these spaces available at any given time yet there are seldom more than 1 of these spaces legitimately taken up by a Handicapped person.

Although I don't think this should classify me as being anything other than practically minded.

This is only acceptable if there are no other cars in the car park. Otherwise, if the other 50 or so motorists who actually parked properly were as selfish as you are, there wouldn't be anywhere for REAL handicaps to park at all.

B.A._Baracus

Theres a MASSIVE difference between being a pri*k in a justified situation... and trying to justifiy that you are not the pr*ck in a situation.


All I know is 99% of people in this world are 'nice people' :rolleyes: and that any situation that makes them be a pri*k was always caused by the other person :rolleyes:

AnonoBoy

FinnLizzy wrote: »

I have a friend that walks out on front of cars, crossing the road. His excuse is usually "They have breaks, I don't".

I'm pretty sure most humans are equipped with the necessary ability to stop promptly when they're walking. It's called a brain. Your friend clearly lacks one and is a douche.

He will probably get run over some day and it'll be his fault entirely and everyone will pity him and blame the driver but you will know that he's an assh*le and he brought it on himself and you won't give him any sympathy and everyone will think you're the douchebag for not being nice to your poor injured friend.

But don't give in.

Stick to your guns and when you meet him hobbling along in the street tell him that it's his own fault and even though he's crippled he's still a douchebag.

I'll buy you a pint if you do.

Cheers.

Cause I f*cking hate your friend even though I've never met him.

plys

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Stick to your guns and when you meet him hobbling along in the street kick him in the fücking legs

FYP there :pac:

invinciblePRSTV

Dr.Strange wrote: »

I park in Handicapped parking spaces and I am not a Handicap.

I can justify this by observing that there are 12 of these spaces available at any given time yet there are seldom more than 1 of these spaces legitimately taken up by a Handicapped person.

Although I don't think this should classify me as being anything other than practically minded.

Parking in handicapped spaces doesn't make you a prick, it means you're a kunt. big difference.

Tombi!

I'm waiting until I'm in my 60s. Then nobody can be an ass back to me. I'll be old. And I'll scream at children and throw things at cars.

That'll show them all.

Pottler

Apart from the terminally sound, I reckon we all have an inner pr1ck just waiting to get out. It just needs the right excuse. Some people need smaller excuses than others.

DavyD_83

Some people are just @ssholes, and proud of it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl2NKZtl07c