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  • 05-07-2012 10:06am
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,300 ✭✭✭


    A guy is watching TV,

    There’s some creepy organ music in the background.

    He yells out "stop! Stop!

    Don’t go in that fookin church you fool!”

    The wife from the kitchen shouts

    "What the hell are you watching"?

    He reply’s "Our wedding video"
    ________________________________

    A fat bird walks by a pet shop and a parrot shouts "oi u"

    She says "what?”

    The parrot shouts "yer a fat ugly slag"

    She storms away raging.

    The next day it happens again so she goes in and tells the owner if it happens again she’s telling the police.

    So the next morning she swaggers by and the parrot shouts "oi you"

    She says "what?"

    The parrot shouts "you fookin know what"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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