Fake Butts e.g. Kardashian and Minaj

Blondini

I am getting old. That's fine.

I am supposed to be mystified by all the latest trends in pop culture and shake my head accordingly. That's also fine.

I remember my own trends and preferences and how weird they were. That's excellent - I smile at the memories.

But for the jaysus life of me in all of my 39 years have I ever seen anything like these new weird fcuking fake arses that some people seem to find attractive? Holy divine lamb of bleedin sweet Jesus what is going on?

Bit fat arses stuck onto normal sized women. Men likes arses - even large arses ... butt butt butt there are limits and I just dont know what to say so ......


http://highbridnation.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Nicki-Assets.jpg

Immaculate Pasta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4

:cool:

LostCorkGuy

The more ass the merrier

IM0

well whatever about that minaj, kardashian ass is [was???] fine, last time I saw it anyway. would never suspect was fake, but minaj is obviously fake an just a plain bad job

I couldn't disagree more, Niki Minaj's ass is very very nice!

castletownman

Fake or not, I'd still love them bootys to sit on my c***

DipStick McSwindler

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Tombi!

what's worse is the weird kinda dance they do, it looks like boobs jiggling.

I'd rather them just jump on the spot if they want to show off boobs.

davet82

I like big butts and I cannot lie.... ect ect

4zn76tysfajdxp

Blondini wrote: »

I am getting old. That's fine.

Yeah. Now it is. But one day, it won't be fine. Yet you'll keep getting older. Your face will wrinkle. Your hair will go grey. Your mind will slow down and disintegrate. Your body is decaying, day after day after day. And there's nothing you can do about it except pray that the day death will be considered a release from your life of misery doesn't come too soon. Though it always does.

Anyway, Nicki Minaj looks silly.

Gyalist

Nicky Minaj is from Trinidad & Tobago. Big arses on slim women are a common sight there and in the Caribbean generally. It's more likely that it's the angle that the photo was taken from that makes it appear fake.

Butt implants are a popular cosmetic surgery elective for Brazilian and Colombian women.

paddy147

I dont see what all the fuss and hype is over Nikki Minaj.

Nikki Minaj does nothing for me.

Watched her on the Graham Norton show,and she aint all that pretty looking.

frag420

more cushion for the pushin!!

gobnaitolunacy

Fake arses were a fad for Japanese chicks wanting to look more Western once.

Blondini

Jaelyn Hollow Wagon wrote: »

Yeah. Now it is. But one day, it won't be fine. Yet you'll keep getting older. Your face will wrinkle. Your hair will go grey. Your mind will slow down and disintegrate. Your body is decaying, day after day after day. And there's nothing you can do about it except pray that the day death will be considered a release from your life of misery doesn't come too soon. Though it always does.

Anyway, Nicki Minaj looks silly.

Your M*

smash

A big arse is the complete opposite of attractive. A nice toned arse or a bubble butt is hot. Especially if she has little back dimples!

shopaholic01

paddy147 wrote: »

I dont see what all the fuss and hype is over Nikki Minaj.

Nikki Minaj does nothing for me.

Watched her on the Graham Norton show,and she aint all that pretty looking.

You were looking at her face then :cool:

speedboatchase

Gyalist wrote: »

Nicky Minaj is from Trinidad & Tobago. Big arses on slim women are a common sight there and in the Caribbean generally. It's more likely that it's the angle that the photo was taken from that makes it appear fake.

Butt implants are a popular cosmetic surgery elective for Brazilian and Colombian women.

Minaj's bum is absolutely fake, you need to see pictures of her from just a few years ago to see that. In fact, with her wigs, massive eye lashes, assortment of wigs, breast implants, skin-lightening makeup and Auto-Tune vocals, I'm not sure what about her is real.

Here's a before and after of Minaj:
http://www.plasticsurgery-celebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/nicki-minaj-before-after-surgey.jpg

And a before and after of Kim and her old bum and nose:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xoYGZtZ1nlE/TRVgP-98lgI/AAAAAAAAAFw/t4xQfjbLAjI/s1600/kim-kardashian-butt-augmentation.jpg

A big natural bum with a slim waist would be the holy grail for me - the body of Alexis Texas but not a porn star occupation

IM0

why the fuck have you lumped kim into this? she has an amazing ass and body in general! :eek: pics or gtfo of her which prove otherwise

speedboatchase

IM0 wrote: »

why the fuck have you lumped kim into this? she has an amazing ass and body in general! :eek: pics or gtfo of her which prove otherwise

Done. http://alteredidentity.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/kim_kardashian4.jpg

BQQ

The Sir mix-a-lot video actually proves the OP's point.

The butts in the video don't look very big by today's standards.


Don't know niki is fake, but definitely looks bizarre.

castletownman

Can't we all just agree that they all have lovely bottoms

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

castletownman wrote: »

Can't we all just agree that they all have lovely bottoms

certainly not

D1stant

Jaelyn Hollow Wagon wrote: »

Yeah. Now it is. But one day, it won't be fine. Yet you'll keep getting older. Your face will wrinkle. Your hair will go grey. Your mind will slow down and disintegrate. Your body is decaying, day after day after day. And there's nothing you can do about it except pray that the day death will be considered a release from your life of misery doesn't come too soon. Though it always does.

Are you available for kids birthday parties?

4zn76tysfajdxp

D1stant wrote: »

Are you available for kids birthday parties?

Sure but I'm obliged to tell you that I'm a registered sex offender.

Naomi00

Gyalist wrote: »

Nicky Minaj is from Trinidad & Tobago. Big arses on slim women are a common sight there and in the Caribbean generally. It's more likely that it's the angle that the photo was taken from that makes it appear fake.

Butt implants are a popular cosmetic surgery elective for Brazilian and Colombian women.

She uses butt injections.

edit/ what she used to look like www.bossip.com/268166/nicki-minaj-before-plastic-surgery/

ejmaztec

Minaj is an obnoxious minger whose gob is bigger than her arse.

mikom

Naomi00 wrote: »

She uses butt injections.

I'll give her a butt injection........

Helix

castletownman wrote: »

Fake or not, I'd still love them bootys to sit on my c****

your couch?

Tombi!

Jaelyn Hollow Wagon wrote: »

Sure but I'm obliged to tell you that I'm a registered sex offender.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Madam_X

Minaj takes curves to the extreme - it's cartoonish looking, like a Japanese anime character. If her curves were natural ones and her look was toned down she'd be stunning. But the OTT look is her aim in fairness.

Kim Kardashian, mmmmmm. As for that Minaj thing, ew.

Green Diesel

paddy147 wrote: »

I dont see what all the fuss and hype is over Nikki Minaj.

Nikki Minaj does nothing for me.

Watched her on the Graham Norton show,and she aint all that pretty looking.

http://interestbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/nicki-minaj-totally-looks-like-mrs-potato-head.jpg

Paparazzo

mikom wrote: »

I'll give her a butt injection........

Simple, but brilliant post!

GLaDOS

I know these things are subjective and all, but Nikki Minaj is simply not attractive

I don't care what anyone says I think Niki Minaj is tasty.

smash

Estelle Tender Color wrote: »

I don't care what anyone says I think Niki Minaj is tasty.

I bet she tastes like deep fried sasquatch!

castletownman

http://thedailyfix.thedailyfix.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nicki_minaj_big_ass_01.jpg

Ain't nuthin wrong with that

ejmaztec

smash wrote: »

I bet she tastes like deep fried sasquatch!

She'd probably bite your head clean off before you ever tried to taste her.

mauzo

castletownman wrote: »

http://thedailyfix.thedailyfix.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nicki_minaj_big_ass_01.jpg

Ain't nuthin wrong with that

From the shoulders down...

christmas2012

nope the kim kardashian and nicky minaj butts are real,why say there fake i mean who would want a huge ass,okay so it could look good but to dress it would be a nightmare,youre always going to have that elephant in the room..:eek:

1ZRed

What's the appeal of having an unnaturally massive ass?!

No wonder Kim goes out with this massive black men, you'd have to be packing some serious heat just to poke her there!

CruelCoin

Not sure if someone has said it, if yes sorry, if no, has to be said!

Mo' cushin' fo' da pushin' yo!

brummytom

Neither Nikki Minaj or bloody Kim Kardashian are anywhere near as fit as they think.


A smaller, more pert arse is better than the ridiculous messes those two have

smash

I really hope that younger girls don't look at them as role models and think "I need a bigger arse".

ejmaztec

smash wrote: »

I really hope that younger girls don't look at them as role models and think "I need a bigger arse".

It would be a disarseter if you couldn't get your hands on a pert butt.

AeoNGriM

Blondini wrote: »

I am getting old. That's fine.

I am supposed to be mystified by all the latest trends in pop culture and shake my head accordingly. That's also fine.

I remember my own trends and preferences and how weird they were. That's excellent - I smile at the memories.

But for the jaysus life of me in all of my 39 years have I ever seen anything like these new weird fcuking fake arses that some people seem to find attractive? Holy divine lamb of bleedin sweet Jesus what is going on?

Bit fat arses stuck onto normal sized women. Men likes arses - even large arses ... butt butt butt there are limits and I just dont know what to say so ......


http://highbridnation.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Nicki-Assets.jpg

Face looks like an arse too. Fcuking hideous

IM0

castletownman wrote: »

http://thedailyfix.thedailyfix.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nicki_minaj_big_ass_01.jpg

Ain't nuthin wrong with that

well in fairness thats a heavily photoshopped pic, not a good example

Blondini

IM0 wrote: »

why the fuck have you lumped kim into this? she has an amazing ass and body in general! :eek: pics or gtfo of her which prove otherwise

http://www.latestbeauty.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/kim-kardashian-plastic-surgery-before-after.jpg

Trippie

I live in colombia where the number one cosmetic surgery are ass implants. The women here are all about being curvy so its quite common to have 18 year old girls with fake boobs and fake ass as well. its like us with braces except if they are skinny. pretty cheap as well by all accounts.
my mate also described it as the bigger the better as its like a gentle pillow for your balls

Blondini

Trippie wrote: »

I live in colombia where the number one cosmetic surgery are ass implants. The women here are all about being curvy so its quite common to have 18 year old girls with fake boobs and fake ass as well. its like us with braces except if they are skinny. pretty cheap as well by all accounts.
my mate also described it as the bigger the better as its like a gentle pillow for your balls

But look at the bleedin' state of these implanted arses .. big lumpy,ridiculous, shapeless messes.